Huh?
I almost forgot everything. But then when the light hit my eyes, and I didn't feel searing' oh my god don't shoot me with a horse tranquilizer, just shoot me with a damn horse!' pain, it all came back to me: Ansem was dead, I was alive, and I wasn't a being of the dark anymore. I think im a human....but I don't know. It's still very confusing. Light....it somehow feels nice..maybe this is why so many people fought for it? It's so strange being able to think about other things besides the dark. I think as heartless that was the only thing we could hold on to.......and....if I really am human, when am I going to stop saying 'we'? I almost laugh out loud at my own stupidity, when I realize something. This isn't normal light. Its still dark. I open my eyes, alert. It's......a human! They're older, I think an adult, and is holding some sort of device...I think its called a 'flash light'. Either way it's pointed at me and its in my face. I shield my eyes and grumble. " can you point that somewhere else?"
And the...I think it's a male....man...just smirks with his flabby face. " well, what are you doing here all by yourself? It's dangerous for such pretty little boys to wander around this city." As he says this, he puts a round finger under my chin and tips my face up. Man, is he ugly. He's got a little stubble covered triple chin and has large bloodshot eyes you can see the whites of. It's really gross.
I push his hand away forcefully, feeling a sensation in me that I recognize as one that I also had as a shadow: anger and annoyance. " why the hell did you wake me up? " Hell?...Hehe, apparently my brain has already adjusted to human slang. I could pass off as a mortal, maybe.
" Ooh, feisty, aren't we? "
The fat man grabs my shoulders with both his.....grabby hands and squeezes me tightly so I can't move. I glare and automatically flex my hand for my dark keyblade. But it doesn't come. Oh yeah, that's riiiight..shit. Oh dear....something, he puckers his lips like a fish and leans in. I can smell something on his breath that smells kind of like a dead cat a Rhapsody once took the heart of and left in the rain for a week.....he's going to.....kiss me? I don't really know what a kiss is ( there's more of that memory that I don't know stuff ) but I know I won't like it. I do the first thing that occurs to my keyblade-less mind: I kick the fatty in the guts with both my feet. He is propelled away like a rocket and smacks into that cracked mirror. I jump out of my chair, alert now. Okay you fat......fatty...mcfat fat, you ain't catching me off guard anymore. I may not have my main weapon, but I still have my solidity! I remember once while I was watching Ansem train to achieve the ability to have that dark monster sprout out of his back, he ran out of MP and had to use his fists. Its funny now that I look back at it, but then I didn't feel anything about it. Even though it was like a sissy fight. That guy was too weak for his own good, the best kind of magician is the kind who don't have to rely all on their magic. Because then the magic gets sick of your bullshit and turns on you.. But I'm not Ansem. And I'm pissed off. I jump onto the guys stomach, which just seems to cave in, proving my theory of fat men being able to bounce people up and down on their flub wrong. Yeah, I thought up that theory in the past 50 seconds. Im a theory person. I lean down and examine the guy. He seems to be unconscious. Peh, what a weakling. And....what was he trying to do to me? He didn't seem to be drying to drain my HP, he's just a normal human...besides the fact he looks like he weighs 260 lbs...I decide to leave him alone. There's not much to do with an unconscious human when your human yourself...Even if I was still my old self, I don't think I'd want this guys heart anyway. I look over at the...door....ahhh, that's probably how he got in. Looks like it's still raining. Does it ever stop that? I'm not to familiar with the weather, we never had it inside the darkness. At least I don't think we did. I stepped onto some of the glass as I headed over to the door.
I looked down. Another surprise! No, really. My eyes have the black part..whassacallit, and my face has a living color in the cheeks....I look more human. Did this happen during the night? Im not sure.
I hear a groan and glance back at the tub of lard laying on.....my....floor....
I go out the door; I don't wanna be eaten.
Apparently it does rain for long periods of time here. Hmm...I say apparently too much. I should think of a new word. Like.......'it seems'. Hahaha. That's a very educated human word. Im proud of myself. Now, where to? Maybe I can find something out. Like, why am I human? I still have heartless attributes, ( obviously after that wonderful display of fat man ass whoopin ), so maybe I can find some clues in the darkness of the world. I'll just have to pose as a human. HA! Poser. Maybe there's an occupied city somewhere around here, because I strongly doubt that beached whale back in my 'shelter' is the only one here. I just hope not everyone is fat.
I wondered around for a while, dashing in between the over hangings of the buildings. I don't like this rain. It keeps getting on the back of my neck and I don't like that. Don't. Nope.
This place is so empty...it's strange. It feels like something is here, but that can't be right..can it? Insert nervous laugh. Okay, after ten minutes of walking, I know there's definitely something here. All the signs are here. It's so freakin quite the silence is hurting my head. I think I did become more human...I can't sense stuff as well as before. It can't be another heartless...? Maybe I'm not the only one who survived...I stop walking. Okay, there's no extra set of footsteps...or are they drowned out by rain? I peer around the area carefully.....my brain is starting to hurt from all the strain. I don't like human brains. Wait! That shadow moved......and that one too. Alrighty, my suspicion is not just paranoia. Three giant shadows appear out of the ground. Woah. Blink blink. They look vaguely like the shadow heartless, but they're bigger and more cool looking. And powerful....a lot more powerful....they have the slight aura of the heartless, but I don't think they are. The darkness is strong around them though, so they probably do the same thing as us....them...they...we......your MOM. I stand still....what are they going to do? I'm not human all the way, I know, because as a heartless I was hellbent on just getting that daaaaaamned keeeeeeey....of light. I have NOT been listening to the crazies. I didn't really feel much fear...I guess..my primal....instinct was still in 'mindless puppet of darkness' mode because I was more like ' hmm...is it going to kill — hey lookatat-a BIRD!' than ' ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH I AM A MORTAL MAAAN THING...!!!'....like I'm supposed to be. Then, instead of like pulling some ultra neat slow mo whirling slash of my guts thing, it decided to just stare at me with its eyes. Yes, as opposed to staring at me with its tongue. Yeeesh....shivers down my spine at the mere...dilemma.....Actually, I think it might be all like ' what the hell is this UGLY ASS THING?' Oh no...more humanity, I have a low opinion of myself....wow, I really am the opposite of that Sobe(drink the LIZARD!) kid, he was always bouncing all around going 'yeee I believe in teeeeeamwork, and looooooove, and jusssssstice.....like a grocery store cashier or somethin. I think during this little 'heart to..oh wait...never mind' with myself, the shadow..thing got bored or something, and ran off because it was sick of my bullsheit. Or maybe its still here...lurking...watching....yeeeeeeeek...! I'll just continue to walk off in some seemingly random direction now...
Hmm...well, after about a bazillion years( 20 minutes), it looks like I'm actually getting somewhere. Change of scenery: from the masses of run down buildings to a scatter of them and a stair clad ramp. I take a deep breath, and dash out from under the building I'm under. " YEEEEEEEEEEE!" I yell as the water hits me and starts to seep through my clothes and down my back. I put my arms over my head and my dash turns into a mad sprint towards the ramp. Devoid of self consciousness ( I hear a lot of humans care about how they look and stuff....I wonder why? ) I almost slip as I verve around the corner of the ramp and jump under the safety of a large frame. Of a door...? Sighing with relief for being out of the rain, I stare at it. It looks almost like the doors to worlds, but it doesn't radiate the same....vibes..thing. Heh. So..like, why is this giant ass door here if it doesn't lead to another world? I touch and push. It starts to open. Wow, it feels......out of place to be opening a door with your hands like this. I've only ever just traveled through the doors to other worlds, by keyhole. Mff...I miss my keyblade. I feel kinda helpless without it. If I didn't have the ability of magic, I dare say I'd be really paranoid. Like a Scotsman who wondered into a skirting contest. I step through the narrow opening of the door and look around. This place looks familiar....I think it's an area we attacked. Does that mean I'm near the keyhole of this world? It's a clearing with two more ramps, and a fountain....and a giant neon star. And three doors..two more look like that one I just came through, and there's a normal sized one with a picture of a flame on it. And there's another house. No need of it though, it's not raining here. Goody gumdrops. I trod over to the fountain and sit down cross legged on the edge. Well, now that I'm out of that damned rain and I can think straight, I should probably make up my battle plan for what I'm going to do. It's not smart to wander alone aimlessly in a place you don't know. I glance into the water, prepared to do some serious thinking, only to be rewarded with a malfunction of the heart. Ow...Two of those shadows are behind me, staring....I had a feeling something was following me...but why? Is it because of my human like appearance?....Lets see...what's the situation..? Okay, summary: after the heartless disappeared, I somehow survived and woke up in a weird city, with human attributes. Then, overnight, I gained more of them...and slowly, I've been feeling small portions of my heartless powers slipping away..
I look at the shadows. Is that it? Have I been becoming more and more human? It seems so...
I turn around to interrogate the forms of darkness. " So...your following me around so that when I turn into a full human...you can steal my heart..?" They don't answer of course. Heartless don't talk...the close I've ever heard one do so is the Behemoths roar...which if you listen carefully sounds kinda like ' walmart '.. I flick some of the fountains water at them with my fingers. It goes in one of they're eyes, and it closes slowly...like a snail. This is starting to get on my nerves. It's like interacting with a wall. ...Do humans talk to inanimate objects? I hope not..
" HYA!"
I jump at them and try to scatter them like cats. They turn back into shadows and disappear, like I hoped...they're gone for now. So...they're hoping to steal my heart...? Do I even have one right now? According to Ansem, hearts beat. I put a black gloved hand over my chest and concentrate, trying to detect any sign of movement. Nothing. The warmth is still there though. I guess maybe I'll get one....but why am I becoming human? That's the question. I pace around, glancing bitterly at the neon signs shining so freaking bright in the night of the empty square. Is it because there's no more darkness? That can't be...there's darkness everywhere...but I'm not absorbing automatically like I used to. When heartless absorb darkness, they become more dark ( aduh), resulting in the evolution of them...they become more powerful. So since I'm going against my nature and not absorbing any, I'm becoming less dark....a human. So. Here's how it all adds up. I'm slowly becoming a human and as soon as I do, those creepy ass shadows are going to come EAT ME.
.....how fan-freaking-tastic.
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I almost forgot everything. But then when the light hit my eyes, and I didn't feel searing' oh my god don't shoot me with a horse tranquilizer, just shoot me with a damn horse!' pain, it all came back to me: Ansem was dead, I was alive, and I wasn't a being of the dark anymore. I think im a human....but I don't know. It's still very confusing. Light....it somehow feels nice..maybe this is why so many people fought for it? It's so strange being able to think about other things besides the dark. I think as heartless that was the only thing we could hold on to.......and....if I really am human, when am I going to stop saying 'we'? I almost laugh out loud at my own stupidity, when I realize something. This isn't normal light. Its still dark. I open my eyes, alert. It's......a human! They're older, I think an adult, and is holding some sort of device...I think its called a 'flash light'. Either way it's pointed at me and its in my face. I shield my eyes and grumble. " can you point that somewhere else?"
And the...I think it's a male....man...just smirks with his flabby face. " well, what are you doing here all by yourself? It's dangerous for such pretty little boys to wander around this city." As he says this, he puts a round finger under my chin and tips my face up. Man, is he ugly. He's got a little stubble covered triple chin and has large bloodshot eyes you can see the whites of. It's really gross.
I push his hand away forcefully, feeling a sensation in me that I recognize as one that I also had as a shadow: anger and annoyance. " why the hell did you wake me up? " Hell?...Hehe, apparently my brain has already adjusted to human slang. I could pass off as a mortal, maybe.
" Ooh, feisty, aren't we? "
The fat man grabs my shoulders with both his.....grabby hands and squeezes me tightly so I can't move. I glare and automatically flex my hand for my dark keyblade. But it doesn't come. Oh yeah, that's riiiight..shit. Oh dear....something, he puckers his lips like a fish and leans in. I can smell something on his breath that smells kind of like a dead cat a Rhapsody once took the heart of and left in the rain for a week.....he's going to.....kiss me? I don't really know what a kiss is ( there's more of that memory that I don't know stuff ) but I know I won't like it. I do the first thing that occurs to my keyblade-less mind: I kick the fatty in the guts with both my feet. He is propelled away like a rocket and smacks into that cracked mirror. I jump out of my chair, alert now. Okay you fat......fatty...mcfat fat, you ain't catching me off guard anymore. I may not have my main weapon, but I still have my solidity! I remember once while I was watching Ansem train to achieve the ability to have that dark monster sprout out of his back, he ran out of MP and had to use his fists. Its funny now that I look back at it, but then I didn't feel anything about it. Even though it was like a sissy fight. That guy was too weak for his own good, the best kind of magician is the kind who don't have to rely all on their magic. Because then the magic gets sick of your bullshit and turns on you.. But I'm not Ansem. And I'm pissed off. I jump onto the guys stomach, which just seems to cave in, proving my theory of fat men being able to bounce people up and down on their flub wrong. Yeah, I thought up that theory in the past 50 seconds. Im a theory person. I lean down and examine the guy. He seems to be unconscious. Peh, what a weakling. And....what was he trying to do to me? He didn't seem to be drying to drain my HP, he's just a normal human...besides the fact he looks like he weighs 260 lbs...I decide to leave him alone. There's not much to do with an unconscious human when your human yourself...Even if I was still my old self, I don't think I'd want this guys heart anyway. I look over at the...door....ahhh, that's probably how he got in. Looks like it's still raining. Does it ever stop that? I'm not to familiar with the weather, we never had it inside the darkness. At least I don't think we did. I stepped onto some of the glass as I headed over to the door.
I looked down. Another surprise! No, really. My eyes have the black part..whassacallit, and my face has a living color in the cheeks....I look more human. Did this happen during the night? Im not sure.
I hear a groan and glance back at the tub of lard laying on.....my....floor....
I go out the door; I don't wanna be eaten.
Apparently it does rain for long periods of time here. Hmm...I say apparently too much. I should think of a new word. Like.......'it seems'. Hahaha. That's a very educated human word. Im proud of myself. Now, where to? Maybe I can find something out. Like, why am I human? I still have heartless attributes, ( obviously after that wonderful display of fat man ass whoopin ), so maybe I can find some clues in the darkness of the world. I'll just have to pose as a human. HA! Poser. Maybe there's an occupied city somewhere around here, because I strongly doubt that beached whale back in my 'shelter' is the only one here. I just hope not everyone is fat.
I wondered around for a while, dashing in between the over hangings of the buildings. I don't like this rain. It keeps getting on the back of my neck and I don't like that. Don't. Nope.
This place is so empty...it's strange. It feels like something is here, but that can't be right..can it? Insert nervous laugh. Okay, after ten minutes of walking, I know there's definitely something here. All the signs are here. It's so freakin quite the silence is hurting my head. I think I did become more human...I can't sense stuff as well as before. It can't be another heartless...? Maybe I'm not the only one who survived...I stop walking. Okay, there's no extra set of footsteps...or are they drowned out by rain? I peer around the area carefully.....my brain is starting to hurt from all the strain. I don't like human brains. Wait! That shadow moved......and that one too. Alrighty, my suspicion is not just paranoia. Three giant shadows appear out of the ground. Woah. Blink blink. They look vaguely like the shadow heartless, but they're bigger and more cool looking. And powerful....a lot more powerful....they have the slight aura of the heartless, but I don't think they are. The darkness is strong around them though, so they probably do the same thing as us....them...they...we......your MOM. I stand still....what are they going to do? I'm not human all the way, I know, because as a heartless I was hellbent on just getting that daaaaaamned keeeeeeey....of light. I have NOT been listening to the crazies. I didn't really feel much fear...I guess..my primal....instinct was still in 'mindless puppet of darkness' mode because I was more like ' hmm...is it going to kill — hey lookatat-a BIRD!' than ' ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH I AM A MORTAL MAAAN THING...!!!'....like I'm supposed to be. Then, instead of like pulling some ultra neat slow mo whirling slash of my guts thing, it decided to just stare at me with its eyes. Yes, as opposed to staring at me with its tongue. Yeeesh....shivers down my spine at the mere...dilemma.....Actually, I think it might be all like ' what the hell is this UGLY ASS THING?' Oh no...more humanity, I have a low opinion of myself....wow, I really am the opposite of that Sobe(drink the LIZARD!) kid, he was always bouncing all around going 'yeee I believe in teeeeeamwork, and looooooove, and jusssssstice.....like a grocery store cashier or somethin. I think during this little 'heart to..oh wait...never mind' with myself, the shadow..thing got bored or something, and ran off because it was sick of my bullsheit. Or maybe its still here...lurking...watching....yeeeeeeeek...! I'll just continue to walk off in some seemingly random direction now...
Hmm...well, after about a bazillion years( 20 minutes), it looks like I'm actually getting somewhere. Change of scenery: from the masses of run down buildings to a scatter of them and a stair clad ramp. I take a deep breath, and dash out from under the building I'm under. " YEEEEEEEEEEE!" I yell as the water hits me and starts to seep through my clothes and down my back. I put my arms over my head and my dash turns into a mad sprint towards the ramp. Devoid of self consciousness ( I hear a lot of humans care about how they look and stuff....I wonder why? ) I almost slip as I verve around the corner of the ramp and jump under the safety of a large frame. Of a door...? Sighing with relief for being out of the rain, I stare at it. It looks almost like the doors to worlds, but it doesn't radiate the same....vibes..thing. Heh. So..like, why is this giant ass door here if it doesn't lead to another world? I touch and push. It starts to open. Wow, it feels......out of place to be opening a door with your hands like this. I've only ever just traveled through the doors to other worlds, by keyhole. Mff...I miss my keyblade. I feel kinda helpless without it. If I didn't have the ability of magic, I dare say I'd be really paranoid. Like a Scotsman who wondered into a skirting contest. I step through the narrow opening of the door and look around. This place looks familiar....I think it's an area we attacked. Does that mean I'm near the keyhole of this world? It's a clearing with two more ramps, and a fountain....and a giant neon star. And three doors..two more look like that one I just came through, and there's a normal sized one with a picture of a flame on it. And there's another house. No need of it though, it's not raining here. Goody gumdrops. I trod over to the fountain and sit down cross legged on the edge. Well, now that I'm out of that damned rain and I can think straight, I should probably make up my battle plan for what I'm going to do. It's not smart to wander alone aimlessly in a place you don't know. I glance into the water, prepared to do some serious thinking, only to be rewarded with a malfunction of the heart. Ow...Two of those shadows are behind me, staring....I had a feeling something was following me...but why? Is it because of my human like appearance?....Lets see...what's the situation..? Okay, summary: after the heartless disappeared, I somehow survived and woke up in a weird city, with human attributes. Then, overnight, I gained more of them...and slowly, I've been feeling small portions of my heartless powers slipping away..
I look at the shadows. Is that it? Have I been becoming more and more human? It seems so...
I turn around to interrogate the forms of darkness. " So...your following me around so that when I turn into a full human...you can steal my heart..?" They don't answer of course. Heartless don't talk...the close I've ever heard one do so is the Behemoths roar...which if you listen carefully sounds kinda like ' walmart '.. I flick some of the fountains water at them with my fingers. It goes in one of they're eyes, and it closes slowly...like a snail. This is starting to get on my nerves. It's like interacting with a wall. ...Do humans talk to inanimate objects? I hope not..
" HYA!"
I jump at them and try to scatter them like cats. They turn back into shadows and disappear, like I hoped...they're gone for now. So...they're hoping to steal my heart...? Do I even have one right now? According to Ansem, hearts beat. I put a black gloved hand over my chest and concentrate, trying to detect any sign of movement. Nothing. The warmth is still there though. I guess maybe I'll get one....but why am I becoming human? That's the question. I pace around, glancing bitterly at the neon signs shining so freaking bright in the night of the empty square. Is it because there's no more darkness? That can't be...there's darkness everywhere...but I'm not absorbing automatically like I used to. When heartless absorb darkness, they become more dark ( aduh), resulting in the evolution of them...they become more powerful. So since I'm going against my nature and not absorbing any, I'm becoming less dark....a human. So. Here's how it all adds up. I'm slowly becoming a human and as soon as I do, those creepy ass shadows are going to come EAT ME.
.....how fan-freaking-tastic.
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Well? What did you think? Another chapter up for my lovely reviewers, Uzumaki-sama, Inu11, and Evil Cutie 57. Thank you all, and I hope you enjoy this one! Review some more now!