Well, still have no clue why the hell I'm even updating this story. Nobody's reviewing it, so why the hell should I waste my time? I can write whatever I want in here and I bet nobody will ever know what it is. Ah, who the fuck cares. Just have to get this damn story done with.

Disclaimer: Don't own Teen Titans. I also don't own E-bay which is mentioned in this. There you go.

The kids were slowly moving toward the Titans, banging the hammers as they crawled. The Titans were shaking with fear, knowing that the entire army would be after them.

Beast Boy: Woah woah woah. These are just hyper kids. How the hell can we be scared of them?

Robin: They got hammers.

Beast Boy: True, but do they have super powers?

Robin: They have hammers.

Beast Boy: WHO CARES ABOUT HAMMERS!?!?!?!?!?!?

Robin: They hurt.

Beast Boy:.............

Robin: A lot.

Cyborg: How'd they fit a battering ram in the hallway?

Raven: This is hopeless.

Beast Boy: Why is it hopeless?

Raven: Because in case your haven't noticed, we've just been bound.

Beast Boy: "What?" Beast Boy and the others then realized that they were tied together with a large rope. "How did they put this on us without us realizing?"

Robin: Beats the crap out of me.

Starfire: May we simply not destroy the rope?

Raven: Um...there's one more thing you guys haven't noticed.

Others: What?

Raven: Well...due to the sheer weight of Cyborg's mechanical parts, we're about to crash down on the floor.

Robin: "Damn." Just then, the air vent gave way beneath the Titans, sending the plummeting to the hallway floor. After they calmed down from the "shock" of impact the realized they were staring down the barrel of a large cannon, which seemed to be the arm of a large mechanoid thing.

Beast Boy: WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT!?!

Cyborg: "How'd they fit a battering ram in the hallway..." Cyborg apparently didn't realize they were now at the mercy of thousands of children.

Kid #6754: You like it? Cost a lot, but so much fun to play with.

Beast Boy: As I say again, WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT!?!

Kid #3498: If we said the Internet, would you believe us?

Robin: No.

Kid #326: Well, it's true. We were going to buy a tank, BUT E-BAY DOESN'T HAVE THOSE!!! (((I know, I've checked)))

Kid #4592: They just have those crappy plastic model tanks. You CAN'T rule the world with a piece of garbage like that!

Starfire: You cannot?

Kid #24: No.

Robin: What do you want with us?

Kid #1234: Well, we wanna take over the world. You are teenagers, which means you are a problem. Problems must be eradicated. Use common sense.

Beast Boy: Uh...huh?

Kid #547: Look, to make this simple for you, you all have to be...how shall we say it...discarded.

Beast Boy: ......Still nothin.

Kid #348: THE TEEN TITANS HAVE TO BE GONE!!!

Beast Boy: OOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!! That's what you meant!

Raven: You sure are a fast one Beast Boy.

Robin: You stupid kids think you can take over the world?

Kid #275: Indeed we do. After the Teen Titans are out of the way, there will be nothing from stopping us from assembling our armies all over the world!!!

Starfire: What armies?

Kid #333: Every kid on earth. We will gather our strength and take this world by force!!!

Raven: You guys are crazy as hell.

Kid #123456789: Why thank you. Now, if you would please follow us so we don't have to pull you, we will bring you to our leader.

Robin: Why would we want to go to your leader?

Cyborg: How'd they fit a battering ram in the hallway?

Kid #987654321: So he can execute you!

Beast Boy: Uh...we don't want to go to him.

Kid #84532: Fine, Kid #254, power up the BIG THINGY!!!

Robin: Big thingy? Man that is lame!

Kid #8239: "True, but we can still blow you to bits!" The Titans watched as the large mechaniod thing began powering up. They could see hundreds of round of ammuntion inside the cannon.

Robin: ALRIGHT!!! WE'LL GO TO YOUR LEADER!!!

Kid #Something: "Excellent. Follow us." The large thing powered down as the Titans were unbound and began slowly walking down the hallway back to the living room.

Cyborg: How'd they fit a battering ram in the hallway?

I know this chapter sucks, but well, I don't care much anymore. Nobody is reading this, so why bother doing a masterpiece work? I just wanna get this story over with. Well, good bye nobody!