Ok, really sorry I haven't updated in such a long time, but, well, addiction to the damn computer games do that. Well, as the chapter title kind of says, you'll find who the hell is messin with Raven! WARNING: CHAPTER CONTAINS REALLY WEIRD STUFF.

Disclaimer: Still don't own Teen Titans. Really wish I did though, just like every other author here writing Teen Titan fan fics.

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Raven was looking all around her, trying to find anyone hiding in the shadows of her room. She saw nobody, but she could hear laughing in her head. Maniacal laughter.

"Where are you? Show yourself!" Raven covered her ears to try and silence the laughing, but then it was ringing in her head. It was as if her mind was laughing. "WHERE ARE YOU!?!" Finally, Raven got a response.

"I'm a lot closer than you think." Raven uncovered her ears and stood up tall, trying to find out where the sound came from.

"That doesn't help me!"

"Well, that can narrow down where I am, can't it?"

"Just shut up and show yourself!"

"Oh, you don't want to see me."

"And why the fuck not?" Raven was growing angry with the stalker. She knew she would severely punish the unknown person once they showed them self.

"You'd probably be quite scared at the sight of who I am."

"I don't fucking care, just come out where I can see you!"

"As you wish oh stubborn one." Raven waited for someone to appear, but nobody was anywhere. Frustrated, she walked over to her door and opened it. There, right outside her room, was the same being she saw in her dream. The dark version of herself.

"You said come out where you can see me, and obviously, you can see me here, can't you?"

"Wait, I remember you. You were in my dream. But, then, how the...what the...who are you?"

"I am your sub conscience, don't you remember me telling you that before?"

"If you're my sub conscience, what are you doing out of my mind?" Raven questioned, very, VERY confused."

"Let me explain." The dark Raven walked into the room and closed the door with a snap of her fingers. "I am the force that controls your dreams. In your dreams, anything can happen, but nobody really can do what they want. So, the sub conscience of the brain gets to decide what to do. But, since you haven't dreamed for fifteen years, you can imagine, I haven't done anything for that long! So I've been sitting in your mind, just waiting, and plotting."

"Plotting what?" asked Raven.

"Plotting my revenge. Since you ruined my life, I'm going to ruin yours." The dark Raven began laughing manically AGAIN, much to the annoyance of Raven.

"How, may I ask, are you going to ruin my life?"

"You see, in a dream, I can do what I want. You know that. But, you also must remember that your mind is unique, different from everybody else's. That was exactly what I wanted. Last night, when you finally dreamt, I accessed your mind. I unlocked myself, so now, I reside in reality." Explained the dark Raven.

"That still doesn't tell me how you're going to ruin my life." Said Raven.

"Let me put this in a way you can understand. Reality is now like a dream to me. And that means..."

"You can do whatever you want..." Raven said, finishing the sentence for her dark counterpart.

"Exactly. Which means, I can make you wear a white dress with pink polka dots."

"You wouldn't dare..."

"Oh, I beg to differ. My revenge will be sweet and gratifying. It will make you suffer to the greatest extent."

"Then what are you planning to do?" asked Raven.

"Over the course of the day, you will know. All I will tell you is I will shut off your little problem with emotions. Exploding things. I still think that's a bad habit."

"It's not a habit, and how do I know you're telling the truth?"

"Let me show you." The dark Raven raised one hand to Raven's head and closed her six eyes. Raven could feel someone looking into her mind, unlocking new feelings as it went deeper into her thoughts. Once the dark Raven was finished, Raven knew what happened.

"You little bitch." Raven said.

"What, I gave you the ability to happy. Also I gave you your other emotions. Hatred, confusion, love..."

"That's exactly why you're a little bitch. I DON'T LOVE!!!"

"Ah, but there someone you love. You just don't know it yet."

"I do?"

"Indeed, you do."

"Right... Well, if you could just go back to where you crawled out from, that'd be great."

"I will disappear, but I will still be here. Prepare for the strangest day of your life." The dark Raven snapped her fingers and disappeared with a crackle. Raven opened the door to her room and began walking down the hallway.

"The strangest day of my life was when I met Beast Boy. You can try your best.

Living Room

Raven entered the room to find only Starfire there, trying to make a pie for...well...something...

"Hey Starfire. Have you seen the others?"

"I have not seen them since they left the current room in which I reside." Answered Starfire.

"No, I mean, do you know where they are?"

"Oh, I believe Robin has left for a ride a meeting at the city's capitol building, Cyborg has to attend to a new project, and Beast Boy has left to his room.

"Ok, thanks. By the way, what is the pie for?"

"Beast Boy has asked me to make this for someone but I cannot tell anyone. Oh no! I have revealed the secret! Raven, please do not tell anyone!"

"Sure...whatever. Well, I'll see you later." Raven walked away and walked toward the elevator. Once she got it, she set it for the roof. She thought she could get in a few hours of meditation today. While in the elevator, she thought.

"I bet Beast Boy's wants to throw that pie at someone. How I wish he was going to give it to me. He's so...handsome. I wonder what he looks like without his suit...WHAT THE HELL!?! What am I thinking about? No, have to keep those thoughts out of my head! That's just sickening! Really, Beast Boy without clothes, why the hell would I waste my time thinking about something so wrong?" Raven's mind cleared from the disturbing thought and continued waiting for the elevator to reach the top. But inside the elevator, she could hear screams coming from somewhere else. It sounded a lot like Beast Boy. "He probably lost his toenail clippers." Raven began laughing at her own joke. It took her a while to realize what she was doing. She was actually laughing.

Finally, the elevator reached the top of the tower. Raven walked over to the edge of the tower and looked down. She calmed down, assumed meditation position, and began hovering. She then floated herself out over the edge of the tower. Hundreds of feet were between her and the ground.

HAHA!!! CLIFFY!!! What will happen next? Why was Beast Boy screaming? And why am I asking these questions? Is it to keep some sort of suspense? Is it to keep you guessing. Yeah, whatever, that's it. Well, reviews would be much appreciated. You can be angry with me if you want. Fine by me. As long as you...

P.S. This didn't include really wierd stuff, did it? If it didn't, know the next chapter will be. Sorry if it's not!

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