Internet Mayhem
A/N: I now give unto thee dear readers my second 100 word (not counting the AN) drabble which isn't as good as my first one which wasn't that great to begin with. Ah well. With suitably low expectations, onward ho!
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"Hermione Jane Granger! After I indulge all your begging and pleading and I allow you to make me a Yahoo account, you sign me up as 'SexySevvie'?"
"C'mon Sev, it was just a practical joke! I didn't think you'd get this pissed off."
"If that's not enough, you put in my profile that I'd be 'willing to get it any time, any place, but my favorite is up a dungeon wall'! Bloody fucking hilarious."
"But it was just-"
Hermione was silenced by her fiancé staying true to her description of him and shoving her up that good ol' dungeon wall…….