By: YunCynImaginator
YunCyn: ...I'm thinking this is rather lame, innit?
Imaginator: I thought lame humour was what we were aiming for?
YunCyn: ...good point. Kit Kat?
Imaginator: I deserve a break. *Both munch on the chocolate*
Disclaimer: All been said and done. ^_^ Review please!
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Gojyo sat in the back seat, staring up at the stars. His companions were still fast asleep. He looked over at Goku, eyes shut tight. His mouth was moving slightly. Goku was talking in his sleep. Gojyo strained his ears.
"mumble mumble cake! Mumble harahetta mumble itai! Mumble mumble…"
Gojyo's eyes widened. He'd heard 'harahetta' before but 'itai'? He listened some more.
"Ow! That hurt! mumble mumble ero kappa mumble mumble…"
The saru's dreaming that we're already on the move, realized the red head. A grin came upon his face. He said in a low voice,
"Bakasaru."
"mumble ero kappa! I'm not a saru mumble mumble."
"Prove it. Jump out of the jeep if you're not a saru."
Gojyo seriously didn't consider that Goku would be that naïve. Not even in his sleep. When Goku didn't move, Gojyo muttered, "Saru." He looked back into the distance.
…
"AAAH!" *THUD!!*
Gojyo, wide eyed, turned to see Goku slowly getting to his feet, a throbbing bump on his head.
"Gojyo? What happened? Why am I on the ground? Gojyo, why are you shaking like that? Gojyo? Are you choking?"
The End.
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(A/N: And just to clarify something. Gojyo is obviously laughing. He isn't really choking.
Imaginator: You were right. This is lame.
YunCyn: *munch* See?
Imaginator: Should we change it?
...
YunCyn & Imaginator: Naah...)