Elvis Presley Does Not Cho Hakkai Make
By: YunCynImaginator
YunCyn: This was a result of us finding out that Hakkai didn't sing any of the songs at all. And that Ishida Akira apparently can't sing. *sweatdrop* We dunno whether this is true or not but...
Imaginator: He CAN sing!
YunCyn: How sure are you about that?
Imaginator: I thought you loved Hakkai!!
YunCyn: I do! But...
Imaginator: Hakkai hater!
YunCyn: AM NOT! Take that back!!
Imaginator: Hakkai hater! Hakkai hater!
YunCyn: TEME! *jumps on Imaginator and cat fight occurs*
Weary muses: Please review and the so-called mature authors hope you laugh...
Disclaimer: ....are we supposed to insert something here?
Muses: *sigh tiredly* It's a disclaimer. You know, the thing you're supposed to put saying you don't own any of the characters and such?
YunCyn: *stops fighting for a minute* ...ain't it obvious already?
Imaginator: *stops fighting as well* Yeah, I mean, come on. US making these characters up? Are you kidding?
Muses: Never mind...
YunCynImaginator: *shrug* AAAAAAH! *goes back to fighting*
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Sanzo slurped on his beer, reading his newspaper. Goku was busy chewing on his food, satisfied that they had FINALLY stopped to eat. Gojyo chatted up a waitress who promised to see him after her shift was over. Hakkai was still not to be seen.
All around them, various patrons, regular or not, drank, ate and talked. The innkeeper was busy checking his account books, making sure he wasn't being cheated. The waiters and waitresses bustled about serving and taking orders. The cooks in the kitchen fried, boiled, and basically cooked the meals.
All in all, it was a normal busy inn.
Until a thunderous noise split the air causing everyone to cover their ears and wonder if this was the end of the world and should they start praying for their very lives. Some of the dishes the waiters and waitresses carried crashed to the floor as their hands flew up to cover their own ears. Goku jumped out of the chair he sat in and fell to the floor. Gojyo's cigarette dropped as well.
The ever calm, unperturbed Sanzo took another swig of his beer, just as huge chunks of plaster fell from the ceiling and onto tables and floors. Even more plates, bowls and food fell to the ground, making splat sounds. Gojyo and Goku (who'd scrambled to his feet) stared. The noise then came to a stop and everyone uncovered their ears, eyes wide, expressions shocked.
"What the hell, heaven AND Gekai was that?!" Goku looked at Sanzo who's eyes had never left the newspaper through all this.
"Hakkai singing in the bath, I presume."
The short reply made everyone look up at the ceiling. Someone singing could dislodge plaster?
And then cowered with their hands over their ears again as more plaster started falling in tempo with the noise.
"I think he's singing 'Can't Help Falling In Love'. "
"…" Goku, Gojyo and everyone else sweat dropped.
The End.
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YunCyn: (hair messed up, clothes also messed up) Review please while I try to kill Imaginator.
Imaginator: YAAAH!! *jumps on YunCyn, punching and kicking* Thanks for reading!! YAARGH!
YunCyn: WAARGH! IMAGINATOR DIE!!
Imaginator: AFTER YOU PAL! *punch! pow!*
Muses: -_-### ~ (means vein throbbing in case you're wondering what the heck they're doing)