Muses: (enjoying the quiet peaceful day without the Two Girls Chaos Of
Terror)
Imaginator: (jumps into scene)Hi!
Muses: Hi.Gak! We thought you wouldn't be back until October!!!
Imaginator: Yeah, I know, I know, we said we wouldn't update until October, all that jazz..
Muses: So go back to listening to that jazz!!!
Imaginator: But this is important! You see, it is Yuncyn's birthday today!! (13th September)
Muses: What???
Imaginator: Yep! So, you see.she's in Singapore visiting relatives and I just thought I'd put this up as a birthday treat.
Muses: (nod sagely)
Imaginator: So Yunnie ol'pal, this is for you, hang it if it ain't funny but this is in honor of your birthday.
Goku: (pops out of nowhere) What's a birthday? Is it good to eat?
(Imaginator squashes Goku out of picture while muses sweatdrop)
The UHO (Unidentified Huge Object)
Goku stared at it. Gojyo stared at it. Hakkai stared at it. Even Sanzo couldn't help flicking his gaze in the direction of the.thing.
It looked innocent enough, sitting in the middle of the dusty road which the Sanzo -ikkou happened to be driving along. It was pink, big and creamy.
It was a cake.
But it was three times the size of a normal cake, topped with candles galore, and was pink.
Pink. Who made cakes that were PINK????
Goku bent down and carefully and tentatively poked the cake with his forefinger.
"Baka! You want us to be exploded into a million tiny pieces and waft away with the wind?"
"Kono ero kappa!!! I was just testing it!" Indignant expression. "And we're not 'exploded into whateveryouweresaying."
Spluttering. "But we very well could have been!!! Bakasaru!!!!"
"ERO GOKUBURI!!!"
"Yuncyn and Imaginator."
"Hakkai, if you must interrupt our arguments, can't you at least say something that makes sense?"
"It's from Yuncyn and Imaginator."
"What's from Yuncyn and Imaginator?"
"The cake."
"Oh, and how did you come to that conclusion, Oh Sherlock Holmes of Japan? For all we know, Kougaiji probably sent it baked with some poison he got, compliments of Yaone who, need I remind you, tried to poison us the last time? Or maybe Nii pumped it with some sort of new chemical designed to turn us into purple tree frogs..."
"It says so right here on the cake." And true enough, beneath the bundle of candles hot enough to rival the sun were the words, written in, yes, bright pink, 'From Yuncyn and Imaginator to the Sanzo-ikkou on a Journey'.
"Oh." Sheepish expression. "But it still might be dangerous!!!! I mean, they were the ones who misused us to all those lousy scenes which did NOT help our macho image, not to mention introduced us to your lousy singing..."
A deadly flash appeared in Hakkai's eyes. Gojyo quailed.
"I mean, your FANTASTIC singing. Sanzo, don't you agree that this cake is not ordinary? I mean, who just puts a perfectly-normal cake in the middle of the road for us to eat???"
"Yuncyn and Imaginator, apparently."
"Baka."
"Teme!!!" Gojyo stopped in mid-sentence as Sanzo hitched up his robe and began walking to Jeep.
"Ikku. Leave the cake where it is. We have a journey to continue."
"Ahhhaha...it's a little too late for that." At Hakkai's words, Sanzo turned around.
And began twitching as the last remains of the frilly, pink cake entered the domain known as Goku's stomach.
"Sanzo, this is a pretty good cake!! I wonder if there're any more..."
*TWACK*
"Itai!!! What's wrong about..."
"You baka!!! You just ate a cake that might be poisoned!!!"
"Ahaha...too late now."
"If you get food poisoning in your sleep tonight, don't knock on my door."
"Demo..."Goku stared as the other three got into the Jeep. Then he clambered up into the Jeep.
"Well, it could've used more sugar..."
~*~*~*~*~
Imaginator: And that's it, folks! No more updates until October!!! Ciao!!!
A/N: If you're asking about the 'pink' references, it was based on one of Yuncyn's Saiyuki stories about 'paint war' or something along those lines, she's got too many stories for me to remember. Go check it out, it's good.
And our cakes do NOT need more sugar. Goku's insane appetite doesn't make him an epicure.
Why the cake? I don't know. Don't ask.
And one more thing: Yuncyn? Happy birthday, pal.
Imaginator: (jumps into scene)Hi!
Muses: Hi.Gak! We thought you wouldn't be back until October!!!
Imaginator: Yeah, I know, I know, we said we wouldn't update until October, all that jazz..
Muses: So go back to listening to that jazz!!!
Imaginator: But this is important! You see, it is Yuncyn's birthday today!! (13th September)
Muses: What???
Imaginator: Yep! So, you see.she's in Singapore visiting relatives and I just thought I'd put this up as a birthday treat.
Muses: (nod sagely)
Imaginator: So Yunnie ol'pal, this is for you, hang it if it ain't funny but this is in honor of your birthday.
Goku: (pops out of nowhere) What's a birthday? Is it good to eat?
(Imaginator squashes Goku out of picture while muses sweatdrop)
The UHO (Unidentified Huge Object)
Goku stared at it. Gojyo stared at it. Hakkai stared at it. Even Sanzo couldn't help flicking his gaze in the direction of the.thing.
It looked innocent enough, sitting in the middle of the dusty road which the Sanzo -ikkou happened to be driving along. It was pink, big and creamy.
It was a cake.
But it was three times the size of a normal cake, topped with candles galore, and was pink.
Pink. Who made cakes that were PINK????
Goku bent down and carefully and tentatively poked the cake with his forefinger.
"Baka! You want us to be exploded into a million tiny pieces and waft away with the wind?"
"Kono ero kappa!!! I was just testing it!" Indignant expression. "And we're not 'exploded into whateveryouweresaying."
Spluttering. "But we very well could have been!!! Bakasaru!!!!"
"ERO GOKUBURI!!!"
"Yuncyn and Imaginator."
"Hakkai, if you must interrupt our arguments, can't you at least say something that makes sense?"
"It's from Yuncyn and Imaginator."
"What's from Yuncyn and Imaginator?"
"The cake."
"Oh, and how did you come to that conclusion, Oh Sherlock Holmes of Japan? For all we know, Kougaiji probably sent it baked with some poison he got, compliments of Yaone who, need I remind you, tried to poison us the last time? Or maybe Nii pumped it with some sort of new chemical designed to turn us into purple tree frogs..."
"It says so right here on the cake." And true enough, beneath the bundle of candles hot enough to rival the sun were the words, written in, yes, bright pink, 'From Yuncyn and Imaginator to the Sanzo-ikkou on a Journey'.
"Oh." Sheepish expression. "But it still might be dangerous!!!! I mean, they were the ones who misused us to all those lousy scenes which did NOT help our macho image, not to mention introduced us to your lousy singing..."
A deadly flash appeared in Hakkai's eyes. Gojyo quailed.
"I mean, your FANTASTIC singing. Sanzo, don't you agree that this cake is not ordinary? I mean, who just puts a perfectly-normal cake in the middle of the road for us to eat???"
"Yuncyn and Imaginator, apparently."
"Baka."
"Teme!!!" Gojyo stopped in mid-sentence as Sanzo hitched up his robe and began walking to Jeep.
"Ikku. Leave the cake where it is. We have a journey to continue."
"Ahhhaha...it's a little too late for that." At Hakkai's words, Sanzo turned around.
And began twitching as the last remains of the frilly, pink cake entered the domain known as Goku's stomach.
"Sanzo, this is a pretty good cake!! I wonder if there're any more..."
*TWACK*
"Itai!!! What's wrong about..."
"You baka!!! You just ate a cake that might be poisoned!!!"
"Ahaha...too late now."
"If you get food poisoning in your sleep tonight, don't knock on my door."
"Demo..."Goku stared as the other three got into the Jeep. Then he clambered up into the Jeep.
"Well, it could've used more sugar..."
~*~*~*~*~
Imaginator: And that's it, folks! No more updates until October!!! Ciao!!!
A/N: If you're asking about the 'pink' references, it was based on one of Yuncyn's Saiyuki stories about 'paint war' or something along those lines, she's got too many stories for me to remember. Go check it out, it's good.
And our cakes do NOT need more sugar. Goku's insane appetite doesn't make him an epicure.
Why the cake? I don't know. Don't ask.
And one more thing: Yuncyn? Happy birthday, pal.