Reincarnations. Sort of.
By: YunCynImaginator
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Imaginator: This truly was a spur of the moment thing, wasn't it?
YunCyn: *nods* Truly. And to think it all started with that angst-filled-everyone-suffers-ever-so-depressingly story of mine.
Alexandra: You fiends!!
YunCyn: ^___^ Readers, this is our Bucky-owning-Kougaiji-obssesed friend, Alexandra.
Imaginator: Whom we did mention in two chapters before. ^__^
Alexandra: *waves* ^___^
Muses: YOU'RE Alexandra!?
Alexandra: *nods with confused expression*
Muses: *on their knees, tugging on Alexandra's hands* SAVE US!! We need to go work for someone else!!! PLEASE!!!
YunCyn: -__-### *tweaks Muse #1 by the ear* YOU did a lesson in loyalty…
Imaginator: -__-### *drags Muse #2 by the ankles* AND YOU need lessons in not making us look bad!!
Muses: *gets dragged away by irate authors, screaming and wailing*
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Alexandra: ….uh, go read the story and please review. ^__^;;;
Disclaimer: No actual muses were harmed in the making of this story and no Gensomaden Saiyuki belongs to us.
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Lightning, bright blinding lightning, flashed across the dark sky threatening to blow apart anything in its path. Thunder roared its assent that nothing was to stand in its way. Winds, strong enough to uproot hundred feet tall oak trees, blew across the barren grounds. (One would almost expect a cow to come flying by). And below, a great battle ensued. One that would determine the very fate of the world…
Goku: THAT'S MY NIKUMAN, DAMMIT, KONO ERO KAPPA!!!
Gojyo: IT IS NOT! SINCE WHEN IS YOUR NAME WRITTEN ON IT, HUH?! HUH!?!
Oops. Wrong argument.
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Anyway, now since this is supposed to be a random scene and not a serious fic, let's just say there was a HUGE, GIGANTIC, LARGE battle. There were monsters, earthquakes, fires, tsunamis and like in every epic battle there were big bad guys, even BIGGER bad guys, even LARGER, BIGGER, MEANER bad guys and…
Four puny good guys.
Now, the four puny good guys did some major butt kicking and the big bad guys, even BIGGER bad guys and the LARGER, BIGGER, MEANER bad guys that outnumbered them by several thousand leagues were soon butt kicked, head bashed, drop kicked off a cliff and stomped in the stomach more than three times each.
Meaning that like every epic battle, the puny good guys won.
However, after the debris and dust had cleared, the winds had died down and the agonized moans of dying youkais clutching their stomachs or detached limbs had gone off…
Four puny looking figures lay flat on the ground.
Some lay face flat while some were on their sides. There was even one face up! (Wouldn't want to ruin Sanzo's face, would we?)
It was obvious they weren't moving. (Otherwise Goku would've rolling around, groaning and demanding for food)
It was obvious they weren't arguing. (Otherwise Gojyo would've been up and yelling at Goku to stop his belly-aching)
It was obvious they weren't talking. (Otherwise Hakkai would've be very busy trying to talk Sanzo out of whipping out the infamous S&W and blowing two holes in two very familiar heads)
And way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, WAY up high, beyond the clouds, beyond the clouds before that, beyond the clouds BEFORE that, beyond the eagle that flies about a gazillion miles above sea level…
Was a woman.
Or a man.
Or a woman.
Or…or something.
Or a bisexual being who is both man and woman at the same time with the level of Narcissus's conceitedness.
This…bisexual being (who we shall call a 'she' just to make everyone's lives easier) was staring down at the gory, blood stained, youkai-tromped-on battlefield. More specifically, at the four puny good guys that were lying on the ground.
For once, her sharp tongue was quelled. Her gray eyes were filled with sorrow. Delicate fingers covered rosebud lips as she gazed unflinchingly at the … tragedy below. (Especially at the guy who was lying face up. Yes, it's Genjo Sanzo-houshi-sama!!)
For a few moments, there was silence. Nothing but pure, golden silence.
Then, the male one-third of the Three Aspects WARPED (there's no other word for it) into being beside her. He peered over her shoulder and shook his head sadly and slowly.
"…well…at least they achieved their goal and completed what they came to do…"
"…"
"And they learned the value of comradeship, of brotherhood… and of loyalty."
"…"
"And after all has been gone and done with... they were true heroes till the bitter end."
"..."
"Kanzeon-sama? Are you alright? This… this is the first time I've seen you go so long without saying something sarcastic or completely narcissistic."
Throb, throb, throb.
"Kanzeon-sama…?"
"NO! NOTHING IS ALRIGHT!! THEY WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO DIE, DAMMIT!!! I DIDN'T SEND THEM ON THIS SUICIDE MISSION FOR THEM TO GET… GET… SUICIDED!!! THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO-"
She pulled out a newspaper containing a review of the Gensomaden Saiyuki DVD (which costs $115 and isn't cheap, mind you)
"SURVIVE AND BEAT THE ODDS, DAMMIT!!!"
"Uh, Kanzeon-sama-"
"HE WAS MY NEPHEW!! HE WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO DARED TO YELL AT ME TO MY FACE!!! HE WAS FAMILY!!! AND THE REST WEREN'T ANY LESS EITHER!!!"
"K, Kanzeon-sama..."
"THAT LIL' CHIBI WAS SO CUTE!! HOW CAN HE JUST DIE LIKE THAT BECAUSE OF YOUKAIS HE CAN FLATTEN EVERY OTHER MONDAY!? WHO ELSE AM I GOING TO WATCH NOW?!!!"
"K,Kanze-"
"AND TENPOU WAS ONE OF THE BEST, MOST EFFICIENT STRATEGISTS TENKAI EVER HAD!!! HE WAS THE ONLY ONE IN TENKAI WHO HAD A DECENT SENSE OF HUMOUR!! HOW COULD SUCH A POWERFUL MAN/GOD DIE AT THE HANDS OF SUCH LOWLIFES?!!"
"K, Kanzeon Bosatsu-s-"
"AND KENREN!! EVEN THOUGH THAT GUY WAS A SMART MOUTHED PAIN IN THE ASS, HE WAS THE MOST TALENTED, QUICK WITTED GENERAL IN HISTORY!!! WHY?!!!"
It was at this point where the male Aspect noticed something on Gekai. His eyes widened as he waved a finger in the air.
"Uh, Kanzeon-sa-"
"DON'T 'KANZEON' ME!! THEY WERE THE ELITE!! THEY WERE THE BEST!! THEY WERE THE CRÈME DE LA CRÈME!! AND WHAT DO THEY DO?!!! DIE!!! OF ALL POSSIBLE THINGS TO GO AND DO, THEY HAVE TO AND GET KILLED!!! WHY?!!"
"Kanzeon…"
"WHAT'S THE USE OF SENDING SUCH CUTE GUYS ON A ROADTRIP TO DISASTER IF THEY DON'T SURVIVE!?! DAMMIT, DAMMIT, DAMMIT, !@#$% &()!@#*!!!"
"KANZEON BOSATSU!!"
"WHAT?!"
The male Aspect jabbed a finger downwards.
At a very high-spirited, if slightly more than tattered Sanzo, whacking the brains out of his lackeys who were doing their best to dodge the dreaded Paper Fan under the given circumstances, pleading their innocence along the way.
In a very serious voice. "I supposed they were just unconscious. It's a wonder why nobody, NOBODY, sensed their breathing."
…
"…oi."
"Yes?"
"You NEVER, EVER, in your ENTIRE EXISTENCE, heard all I just said. Understood?"
Smirk. "Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, Kanzeon Bosatsu-sama………"
"Oh, shut up."
The End.
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Alexandra: That was creativity gone WAY wrong, you sadistic, sadistic, sadistic authors!!
YunCyn: Hey, it's not our fault we get ideas like this!!
Imaginator: Blame THEM!!! *points to bruised and battered muses and plot bunnies*
Misfit (Plot Bunny): *wiggles nose innocently*
Traitor (Plot Bunny): *blinks at us, looking 'bunnily' cute*
Fluff (Plot Bunny): *twitches an ear*
YunCynImaginator: *sighs* Like ANYONE could blame them.
Alexandra: ^_^;; Thank you for reading and we hope you enjoyed yourself!!