A/N: Don't ask where this came from. I'm a complete sasusaku fan. See what happens when there's not enough good sasusaku?

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SasuSaku: Only its not

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You're perfect for each other, and everyone knows that.

Warmth and coldness. Smiles and snarls. Pink and black.

Opposites attract, right?

You would be able to comfort him and his nightmare of a past, love his pain away and melt his icy heart because everyone knows the loving girl always gets the distant childhood crush. And if he's a dark avenger crying out to be loved- because surely, that must be what he wants- so much the better for the grand soap opera of life. You do all that, and naturally, the proud name of Uchiha is now yours, as it was always meant to be. And naturally, you two are the happies-- most gossiped about couple in Konoha, because women love to sigh over such an epic romance: the fairy tale of the cold genius and the warm-hearted girl, oh my.

So you wonder, as your bags drop from limp fingers, why something seems to be screaming when you return home early from a mission, tired and sore and eager to see your frosty husband again. Because there he is- no longer quite so cold but hot and buckling above some man you've never seen before. And as you realize the person screaming is you and everything is falling away, you remember wondering how, just how it could have come to this.

You see, you were... perfect for each other.

Perfect.

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And they lived happily ever after

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