Tis' The Season To Be Jolly… Saiyuki Style!

By: YunCynImaginator

YunCyn: *laughs* Now what made you guys think we wouldn't come back, eh?

Imaginator: *dryly* I don't know... maybe the fact that we all thanked them by name and that's usually what people do when they finish a fic?

YunCyn: *grumble* Alright, so that was a minor faux pas on my part...

Imaginator: Faux pas indeed.

YunCyn: Hey, it's not like YOU don't make mistakes alright?!

Imaginator: Still, I don't do something like what YOU did-

Muses: *AHEM!* Girls, may we remind you what season we're in...

YunCyn: *shame-faced* Sorry... Pals?

Imaginator: *shakes YunCyn's hand* Best, muse-torturing pals.

Muses: *shudders* Anyway, this scene is in honour of the Christmas Season.

Imaginator: It may be in advance but what the heck!

YunCyn, Imaginator & Muses: We wish you guys a Very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! ^__^

Disclaimer: Tis' the season of peace and goodwill to all mankind... which STILL gives us no excuse to try and own Saiyuki... *grumble*

Note: Sing to the tune of the carol "Tis the season to be jolly" and please add the usual "Fa-la-la-la-la" between the lines! Thank you!

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"Sanzo-ikkou on a journey,

Half way meet with Kougaiji-tachi,

But of course they have to fight,

Otherwise it just ain't right

Sanzo pulls out his shourejyu,

Goku calls out the Nyoibou,

Gojyo swings his shakujou,

Hakkai uses ki balls to kill you!

Kougaiji uses fireballs to fight,

Doku uses a giant sword (alright!),

Lirin uses her fists and kicks,

A spear and bombs are Yaone's picks.

Kougaiji faces off with Goku,

Gojyo fights his brother, Doku,

Lirin bugs Sanzo all day,

Yaone and Hakkai smile all the way.

Everyone fights till the day is done,

But of course nobody won,

Everyone retreated far away,

Sure they'll fight another day,

Sanzo-ikkou going to the West,

Gojyo and Goku fight without rest,

Soon out comes the paper fan,

Making the two complain a-GAAAAIN!"

Sanzo, Hakkai, Gojyo, Kougaiji, Yaone and Dokugakuji stared at the orange haired girl youkai and the brown haired boy youkai in front of them in dumbfounded silence. It was a LONG while before any of them spoke. Finally Sanzo pulled out the cigarette from his mouth.

"WHO came up with the lyrics?"

Lirin and Goku grinned. In perfect unison, they replied. "US!!!"

Everyone exchanged looks. None of them quite knew what to say to the two young youkais. It was pretty obvious that the two had worked long and hard on the song.

And considering both of their attention spans only ranged from none to two seconds per thought, parodying the song and actually finishing it had been a tremendous effort. So, even Sanzo the monk who spoke bluntly and truthfully without giving a bloody care in the world about what effect his cutting words may have on the personal lives and judgments of others, kept silent.

Gojyo cleared his throat. Hakkai sweat dropped with a small smile.

"It was…unique…"

Yaone coughed. "…sou…"

Doku raised an eyebrow. "Reminds me of the time Gojyo sang about me being a dork."

"Oh yeah…it was the tune of Mary Had A Little Lamb, wasn't it?" grinned Gojyo.

"Doku was a big fat dork, big fat dork, big fat dork…" said Doku tunelessly, a dark glare obviously signaling that he did not appreciate the memory.

"Ahem…as much as I would like to hear more childhood memories from the 'Smirk Brothers'," said Kougaiji pointedly. "I want to know one thing."

"Yes?"

"WHY did you have to put in 'but of course nobody won'?"

"Weell…" said Goku, a slight tinge of red on his face. "I wanted to say we won."

"While I wanted to say we won." Added Lirin as she looked at her brother.

"We started fighting when we suddenly realized…"

They finished in unison. "All of us never win anyway!!"

Kougaiji, Doku, Gojyo and Sanzo's faces took on an unreadable look. Yaone and Hakkai sweat dropped.

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"IT'S TRUE!! WHAT DID WE SAY?! IT'S TRUE WE NEVER WIN!!"

"GOKU JUST SHADDAP AND RUN!!!"

The End.

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A/N: Yes, Sanzo, Kou, Doku and Gojyo started chasing after Goku and Lirin yelling for their blood. ^_^

Epilogue

Doku was a big fat dork, big fat dork, big fat dork

Doku was a big fat dork,

His brains were as tiny as bugs.

His bro, Gojyo was cleverer, cleverer, cleverer,

His bro, Gojyo was cleverer

Doku was no mat-GAK!

(At that point, Doku had decided to teach Gojyo some respect by strangling the life out of his little 'kawaii' brother)