Yuncyn & Imaginator: Yess, sschoolss has starts agains.....andss the teachersss, nasty little teacherss givess poor authoressess worksss.....so we hass no timess to put up any random sceness, no......
Muses: ....(-__-;;)
Yuncyn &Imaginator: Soss....we shall putss our time in ssstudying for schools...nastly schoolsss, giving little authoressess nasty homeworksss....
Muses: ....(-__-##)
Yuncyn & Imaginator: So, we hopess the readerssss enjoyss our workss....because it is our preciousssss.....(snivels)
Muse #1 to Muse #2:Is it just me or have they been watching too much Lord of the Rings?
Muse#2: Twenty times if I recollect correctly.....
(Yes!! It's TRUE!!! WE LOVE LEGGIES!!!!!WAHAHAHA!!!!)
Disclaimer: After so long, you STILL have to ask us this question????? WE OWN THEM!!!! ISN'T IT OBVIOUS????
Ok, so we don't own them....but must you guys keep reminding us? (sniffs)
Short, Very Random Scenes We Couldn't Pass Off As a Chapter
Scene 1
"19."
"20."
"21."
Shuffle, shuffle, shuffle.
"17."
"20."
"21."
Grumble. Shuffle, shuffle, shuffle.
"Aha! 21!"
"21!"
"...ahaha, Black jack."
"THAT'S IT!!!" Gojyo flung his cards down and stomped off. "Remind me never to play cards with Hakkai again."
"But, Gojyo, we just started!..."
Scene 2
Sanzo looked around him, his mouth tightening in a grim line.
Youkais as far as the eye can see were surrounding him.
His three companions were further down, fighting off their lot of youkais, which was, to put it simply, the equivalent to the amount of inhabitants in a Fiji continent.
His trusty gun, usually out and firing ten rounds a minute, was out of bullets.
Sanzo swore. There was no way, no way, NO WAY he would go down without fighting for every inch of life he had left.
He'd never hear the end of it if he didn't.
Folding his arms in the traditional manner, he began to call out the phrase used by the Sanzos before him and the Sanzos before them to exorcise the youkais barring his path.....
"KAME HAME HA!!!!!!"
A huge, deadly, very, very destructive ball of light emerged from Sanzo's uplifted palm and went ripping into two thirds of the youkai standing in his way. Youkais, not the brightest creatures on earth, hurled themselves at the ball of light, thinking (in usual youkai fashion, read: stupid) that they could extinguish it.
In sixty seconds flat, all the youkai ,big, small, stupid, ....and ....stupid, were gone in the snap of a finger.
Sanzo stared, first at the ashes that used to be youkais, then at his hands. Then he shrugged. A slow, slightly feral smile began to tug on his upper lip.
Wait till Goku and Gojyo dare to argue in the Jeep again......
Scene 3
"Oh, oh, oh, there he goes! There! See? See?!"
"Alright already! I SEE, you dumbass! Now shut up and let me watch!!"
"Wait, wait... hey! Isn't that impossible?!"
"You saw it with your own eyes and call it impossible. What's wrong with you?"
"Will you two stuff it with the comments? I want to watch this."
"Man... does he PRACTICE at this?"
"Duh, obviously! How ELSE does he do it so quickly!?"
"WOAH, that was amazing! The speed, the balance, the accuracy..."
"The APPETITE."
Hakkai who couldn't help overhearing the other table's occupants turned to Goku, a large sweat drop sliding down the back of his head.
"Goku?"
"Yah, Hakkai?"
"I'm afraid I have to insist that eating two bowls of noodles on top of your head, another two on your arms and one on your foot without any chopsticks is a strict no-no next time..."
Scene 4
"Psst! Gojyo!"
"What."
"There're people STARING at us."
Gojyo whacked the back of Goku's head. "You really DO have no brains, don't you!? Everywhere we go, people stare, don't they?!"
"I HAVE brains!" retorted Goku. "And I KNOW people stare but they don't start grinning the way you grin every time you meet a girl, do they!?"
Gojyo discreetly turned. Indeed the saru's observation was correct. The redhead saw the direction they were looking in and a slight warning signal started flashing in his head.
"Say, ojouchan..."
Gojyo turned to his right where Sanzo was sitting.
The warning signal turned into urgent ringing bells.
His eyes widened when he saw a half drunk lecherous looking man grinning at the monk. Goku hadn't failed to notice this either and both of their jaws dropped when they saw the guy actually put his hand on Sanzo's shoulder.
"So, what's a pretty girl like you doing in a dead-beat town like this?"
A siren and neon lights flashing the message of "GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!!" in his head, Gojyo slammed down some notes on the bar counter.
"Hereyougothankyouforthedrinksbye!!"
With Goku right beside him, Gojyo jumped out of his seat at the bar and rushed out the door of the pub they had been in. They didn't stop running until they bumped into Hakkai who'd just come out of a shop about 10 yards away.
"Ah, Gojyo, Goku... why are you both sweating so much?"
"Sanzo...!" panted Goku as he gulped in air.
Hakkai nodded sagely and watched along side Gojyo and Goku as gunshots resounded from within the pub, some men and women screamed and ran out and the sounds of a regular pub brawl began. Soon, a familiar figure emerged, his long till-it-reached-his-arm blonde hair shining in the sunlight.
As he came up to the group, Hakkai smiled.
"I DID tell you that you looked like a girl with your long hair...."
Here, Hakuryu's owner resisted smirking.
"And that you needed a hair cut."
"SHUT. UP." growled Sanzo as he stormed into the hair dresser's.
The End.
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YunCyn: Wellssss.... that'ssss the endsessss...
Imaginator: We hopessss thatssss you enjoysssss these littlesssss.... snippetssss... (nassssty schoolssesssss...)
YunCyn: (Givings us nasssssty worksessss to do, yesss....) We'll triessss next timesss to writessss longer precioussss scenesesssss...
Muse #1: Alright! THAT'S IT!
Muse #2: This much bad grammar should be illegal!! I can't take it anymore! *runs off screaming with Muse #1*
YunCynImaginator: ... *bursts into laughter*
YunCyn: Did you see them RUN?! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
Imaginator: We... hahahaha! We should do this more often! Bwaahahahahaa!
Plot Bunnies: *twitch noses with a sign in their mouths* 'Thank you for reading!'