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A.N. In case know one understood, the person who's telling the story is Pansy Parkinson. So all the thoughts are Pansy's. p.s. i SUCK at grammar/ spelling, so sorri!!

A.N.(2) Thanx to my great reviewers!! yay! ppl like my story!! just to clearly one thing, the actual story is kinda like a flash back, from BEFORE Hermione went crazy and died! its from Pansy's P.O.V..... ok ... bi

on with the story

Chapter 1: An illegitimate love child

Before my seventh year at Hogwarts began I didn't think it was possible for someone to change so much over three short months. But the second I saw her I knew I was wrong. Gone was the Hermione Granger we all knew and hated. I seemed that she was reborn. I was sitting in my compartment with Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini, my two best friends, when I heard some student walk by talking to his friend "You know that Hermione girl, ya know the brainy one! Well I heard she totally blew off Potter and Weasley. She told them to get the fuck out of her compartment and to go fuck them selves."

That surprised us. We sorta looked at each other simultaneously and got up to take a look at the "new" Granger. Well, thats exactly what we found. When Draco opened her compartment she barely glanced at us before returning to her book. But when Draco said

"Hey, mud blood! where's the rest of the dream team?" She answered him. "Three things. One i am NOT a 'mud blood', as you so nicely put it. And two I really don't give a flying fuck where the fucking 'Dream Team" is. And three, if your planing on staying please shut the door, the "dream team" might see me and I really don't want that."

And then she went back to her book. Blaise was the first one to think up a response. "Two fucking things, MUDBLOOD. One, why the fuck don't you want the fucking dream team to fucking find you. And two, you are a fucking mud blood." Blaise always did swear allot, even more so when he was pissed off.

"Damn" Hermione said "I'm gunna have to explain this now. Why couldn't you have waited until after I had eaten to come? I'm really hungry!" and without waiting for a answer she continued " This summer a lot happened to me. First about a week after I got home my parents were in a car crash and died." She paused for a moment, as if she was remembering, and then continued, "because I'm seventeen I was aloud to live by my self. So one day I was sorting out some of my parents files and I found an adoption certificate." I could tell Draco was about to interrupt but my curiosity got the better of me and I shot him a look that said if you interrupt i will have to kill you, so he kept his mouth shut. "I hadn't known I was adopted so i was all like what the fuck! After I read it I wanted to find out who my real parents were. There names were on the adoption certificate, Amelia Wood and Kyle Baddock." We were all shocked. Hermione fucking mud blood Granger was the illegitimate love child of Amelia Wood and Kyle Baddock. Draco actually said that "For fucks sake, your fucking the illegitimate love child of Amelia Wood and Kyle Baddock! FUCK!!!" And then it clicked, with as much disgust as I could come up with I said "Your PURE! Oh my gods, your pure!!" She actually smirked, "As Pure as you are."

We all just stared at her. Once again Blaise was the first one to recover. "So, what happened next Mu- Gr-...what do we call you?"

She actually laughed! At Blaise! Which made me start to laugh, no one has EVER laughed at Blaise except me and Draco. We realized we were both laughing at the same time, that immediately stopped.

"You can call me Mia. I've always hated Hermione." That was news, she had always seemed so perfect. Her name just kinda fit her. But then again she had changed from last year so i guess Mia fit better. "Ok MIA." I said,

"What happened next?" "Well, I went to see daddy dearest and he wanted nothing to due with me so he game me a bunch of money and said he never wanted to see me again. I got the same result from my darling mummy. i felt just so loved."

Humph, as great as the story was it still didn't explain why the mu- why gr- why MIA wasn't with the dream team! "Hey, as loverly was you little tale was you never told us why you aren't with the 'dream team'." Draco said, apparently reading my mind.

"I'm getting to it. Ok, so after i had my nice little family reunion i was not really in the mood to go back to an empty house so i went to The Leaky Cauldron, had a couple drinks and thought about my life," We were speechless, this was defiantly not the same Hermione Granger. "And the more I thought about my life the more i realized it sucked! All I did was tag along after some horrible little boy that wasn't even cute. Its disgraceful." She basically just said Potter was an ass, gods, I needed to sit. So I did, right next to Mia. And as if they were just waiting for me to relax, Blaise and Draco sat to. "So, I decided I wouldn't hang out with them any more. then i went and bought some new clothes," as she said that we all finally noticed what she was wearing. A short black skirt, with some chains hanging off it, some knee high black boots and a black tank top. I hate to say it but she may have looked better than me.... ewww. Well, Draco obliviously agreed with me. From the way he was eying her it seemed he was wanted to fuck her right there and then. I quickly jabbed him in the side with my elbow, bringing him back to reality. I did not to this because was madly in love with him (which i wasn't) but because he was making an ass of him self. Damn, the mu-, i mean, Mia was still talking.

"So after I did all that I went home, had some party's, made a few 'friends'." From the way she said it we knew she wasn't talking 'lets go shopping and talk about boys friends' she was talking about fuck buddy's. This girl just kept surprising me. "Oh, we've arrived at Hogwarts for our last year, tear." And she got up, grabbed her trunk and left but just as she reached the door she turned around and said "oh, and I'm getting resorted. Bye"

A.N. hehehe, illegitimate love child is so fun to say! hope you liked the chapter..... plz review. I have to say that I wasn't 100 happy with it but this is like the third time I've writing this chapter and this is the best one yet.... so hope you liked it