I Will Kill You Jak!!

Inu65: hey all! I am hyper from loads of sugar!!

Jak: oh brother…..

Inu65: oh, be nice…….big ears……

CTC: Heeheehee!!

Inu65: well, yeah. I'm sugar high at the moment. For now at least. I was playing Unreal Tournament 2003, and this one chick Prism looks kinda like Jak. Only feminine and has shorter hair and yellow eye shadow, no pointy ears cause she's human and she has a really cool eye piece thingy kinda like Jak's but not. Find a pic of her online.

CTC: I agree. She looks kinda like Jak. GAAAAAAH!! HE HAS A HALF-SISTER!!!!

Jak: *freaked out look*

CTC: nawh, I'm just jokin.

Inu65: I want to change the world

Jounestu tayasazu ni Takani mirai e

Te wo nobaseba kagayakeru hazu sa

It's wonderland

CTC: excuse her.

Inu65: sorry. I couldn't help myself to singing the first opening theme to Inuyasha. One of my favorite animes.

Boku-tachi wa ikiru hodo ni

Nakushite'ku sukoshi zutsu

Itsuwari ya uso wo matoi

Wachisukumu koe mo naku

Jak: she's really starting to scare me……too many different languages.

Daxter: I AGREE!!

Inu65: sorry. I love Fukai Mori though! Enough chat, time to get started on another chapter!!

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I Will Kill You Jak Chapter 2, Scariness, Sugar highness and a Really Expensive Firework Show

The tension between Jak and the girls lasted until they almost arrived at their destination. Jak used his jet board while Keito and Rayme ran…….more like them running to catch up. "Are we almost there?!" Keito said between gasps of air. "I'm about to keel over!" she added with a fake faint. Rayme laughed at Keito's little fake faints that she does, but she never touches ground. It looks it, but she never does. "Yeah, yeah, yeah. Keep your pants on girl, where almost there." Daxter said looking back at the two laughing teens. Keito and Rayme looked at each other. Keito had a grossed out look on her face that made Rayme burst into laughter again.

Jak and Daxter whirled around to see what was so funny. "What's so funny?" Jak asked, placing his hands on his hips and raising an eyebrow. "This." Keito said doing a fake faint and her grossed out look, making little sound affects as if she actually hit the ground. "Help me someone. I have fallen and I can't get up. Help me please. My turban is burin!" Keito said trying her best to sound Arabic, or as we call em, Hindus. Rayme tried to hold her laughter in. "Riiiight….." Jak said turning around and boarded off again. "What?! I can't help it! I'm sugar high!! YOU CAN'T BLAME ME!! I HAD TOO MUCH SUGAR!!" Keito said chasing after them. Rayme had already left before Keito said that 'she was sugar high'.

"Hey Jak, do you think she'll ever shut up?" Daxter asked looking back at Keito who was trying to keep up. "It's best to ignore her. She tends to get hyper a lot. Especially when she has too much sugar, or has just a little bit. And don't say I didn't warn you, she gets really crazy." Rayme said running along side of the jet board. Jak raised an eyebrow at her. "And you don't call that crazy?" he said referring to Keito who was singing Change the World from Inuyasha backwards. Even the words where backwards. Rayme sighed heavily. "That's nothing compared to some things." Rayme said. "This is going to be a looong adventure, Dax…." Jak sighed. "No, really?! I couldn't tell!" Daxter replied sarcastically.

For the last part of their journey, there was silence. All except for Keito singing songs from her favorite anime, and Jak telling her to shut up but didn't work, and singing Yo Ho a Pirates Life For Me, twenty five times straight without a single stop.

Finally they arrived. "Finally. I don't know how much more of that song I could take!" Jak said rubbing his temples. "Yo Ho, yo ho a pirates life for me! Hey, d'you say somethin Jak?" Daxter said dancing around a little bit. Jak gave a frustrated sigh and walked around the pumping station, looking for the huge ass supply of Dark Eco.

"HEY, JAK!! IS THIS IS?!" Keito called out. Jak spun around and jogged over to Keito who was singing the ending theme to Trigun. "Yeah. Good work, and uh, shut the hell up." Jak said. Keito stopped singing and started humming the theme to Rocky. Jak rolled his eyes. "Get back." he said taking out his gun. "YO WAAAAAAIT!!! STOP!!! DON'T SHOOT!!" Rayme yelled running over to Jak. "What?" Jak said. "Remember what Torn said? If you stand to close, the damage with affect you too, or something like that." Rayme said. "Oh yeah. Thanks. That would not have been a good thing." Jak said stepping back a little.

"I would go farther back if I was you." Keito said in a sing song kind of voice. Jak looked at her in disapproval. "Trust me on this, I know it may be difficult for you, but just trust me on this. Lets put a stone where you're standing, ok? Now, if this is going to be a huge ass blast, then you want to stand way back. Like over by that building over there." Keito said. Jak nodded and they all ran over to the building Keito ordered. "Let's hope you're right on this, Keito." Jak said and fired his Peace Maker. Sure enough, Keito had been right. The stone where Jak originally stood was nothing but dust.

Jak and everyone else but Keito looked shocked. "That's one expensive fire work show…" Keito said placing a hand over her heart. "And the rockets red glare, the bombs bursting in air, gave proof through the night, that our flag was still there. Oh say does that star spangled banner yet wave. Or the land of the free and the home of the brave. PLAY BALL!!" Keito sang. "What was that?" Jak asked. Both Keito and Rayme replied a simple, "A really big boom."

"WHAT THE HELL?!?! JAK, THAT COULD HAVE BEEN YOU, BUDDY!!' Daxter yelled, almost having a heart attack. "How did you know?" Jak asked. Keito took a deep breath. "Be prepared for a long one…." Rayme said rolling her eyes. "I knew for a fact that the Redeemer's blast is very powerful and would most likely kill us here if that's what we had used. Fortunately it wasn't a Redeemer but very similar. So noting the size of the blast from the game when I watched Rayme play it before we got sucked into it, I realized that the after blast would be smaller. From where you used to be standing, I knew that the blast would still have killed you because I just shrunk down the Redeemer's missile size and explosion radius and then knew a safe distance for you to shoot from." Keito said quickly in one breath. Everyone stared at Keito. "There you go. Miss Unreal Tournament at her best." Rayme said. "My head hurts…." Keito said falling onto the ground. "Owies." Jak's eye began to twitch a little. "I'm alright." Keito said standing up.

Jak looked over to where Daxter was standing, then noted that he had fainted. "Dax, hey Daxter. Wake up." Jak said lightly slapping Daxter's face. "GAAAAAAH!!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!?" Daxter yelled jumping up, scaring Jak. Jak fell onto his butt and shook his head. " WHAT WAS WITH THE HUGE ASS ATOMIC BLAST THINGY!! I SWEAR TO GOD I SAY A MUSHROOM CLOUD RISE UP FROM WHERE ALL THAT DARK ECO WAS!!" Daxter screamed. "Hey, it's ok. It's over. Now, let's get back to Torn. He'll probably want to know what happened." Jak said taking out his jet board.

Keito looked at Rayme with a tired groan and a frown. "Not another run. I'm all outta fucking breath." Keito whined. "God do I hate running." Rayme said. "Why can't we commandeer a zippy fly-e thingy?!" Rayme said. Keito sighed heavily. "It's a fool's paradise." she said with a shrug. "Dude, that had nothing to do with it." Rayme said. Keito shrugged her shoulders.

"YO, COME ON!! GET YOUR ASSES IN GEAR AND LET'S BUST A MOVE!!" Daxter yelled back. Keito and Rayme sighed an began the run to catch up. "Show me the way to go home. I'm tired and I wanna go to bed." Keito started to sing. "I had a little drink about an hour ago and it went right to my head." Rayme finished. "Oh where ever I may roam. By land of sea or phone. You will always catch me singin this song, show me the way to go home." both finished, then started to sing it louder and faster. The two teens sang that song all the way back to the Underground place.

By the time they got back, Jak's head was throbbing, an Daxter was being paranoid of a giant shark trying to eat him. "It's about time you guys got back." Torn said. "So, how'd it go? Pretty tough by the looks of it." "No, actually it went fairly easy. Except for the singing. And the randomness the two girls were doing. Especially Keito." Jak said. "Who?" Jak pointed to Keito who was dancing around I Stand Alone by Godsmack. "Her." "Well, tell me what happened." Torn said looking fairly interested on how Jak dealt with destroying the Dark Eco and dealing with the two crazed teens. "She did eh? Well, they maybe more useful than I thought." Torn said with a suspicious gleam in his eye. Jak narrowed his eyes. "Take a break Jak. You look terrible. Go to a bar or something." Torn said walking away.

"Did ya hear that Jak?! We get a break!! Yes!" Daxter said bouncing up and down. "Yeah. Yo, Keito, Rayme, let's go!" Jak said. Both girls bounded over, smiling ear to ear. "Hai (1), Jak-san (2). Hajimemashita (3)? Daijö bu desu ka (4), Jak-san?" Keito said. Jak gave a very confused look. "Uuuh, ok." he said trying to ignore Keito's worried look. "Hey Jak, what the hell did she say?" Daxter asked. "I have no idea." Jak replied shaking his head as he headed towards the doors. "DOKO NI IKIMASU KA?!?! (5) MATSU, JAK-SAN!!! MATSUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"(6) Keito cried out running towards Jak. Rayme sighed and followed.

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Inu65: so, how was it? I had to put Japanese in it!

Jak: I'm really confused.

Inu65: I just wanna thank those who reviewed! I love you all, but I love Jak and Jack better!

Jak: who's Jack?

Jack: Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow. *rolls eyes*

Jak: I know you. *chases Jack*

Vash the Stampede: hey, does anyone have any dounuts?

Spike Spiegel: COME HERE!! *chases Vash*

Inu65: *sweat drops* what can ya say? A bounty hunter will be a bounty hunter eh? Let's get to those strange and foreign words.

~*~*~*~*~*~*Glossary!*!*!*!*!*@*@*@#*#*

Hai (hi) - yes

San (sahn) -form of respect

Hajimemashita (hah-jee-mee-mah-shee-tah) -How do you do?

Daijobu desu ka (dah-ee-johh-boo deh-soo kah) - are you alright?

Doko ni ikimasu ka? (doh-koh nee ee-kee-mah-soo kah) where are you going?

Matsu (mah-tsoo) -wait

Inu65: those are all of the Japanese words I've used. Now, for the Glossary of the Guns

~*~*~*~*~*~*Glossary of UT Guns*!*!*!*!*!

From last chapter I mentioned a 'Minigun'

Minigun- it's basically like a machine gun with a max amount of ammo is 250.

Redeemer: a big single shot missile launcher who's missile when explodes is a mini atomic bomb. The blast expands a great distance and whoever is in the explosions way is killed instantly. The farther you are from the center of the explosion, but are still in the blast area, you may be spared, but your life is weakened dramatically. The closer you are, you're a dead man….girl…..whatever. Due to the enormous size of the ammunition, the Redeemer is exhausted after on shot. If you have a shield, it is useless. You're health will go down but your shield will still stay at whatever point it was at.

Inu65: me, personally, I have survived the Redeemer's blast a few times, when I was closer to the center. Although it dropped my health down to the thirties, and that's dying, but I still made it out alive. And that's not having the full 199 health, more like 100 health points. So, HA!! I'M A SURVIVER!!

Jak: shut up…..

CTC: biiiiiiig guuuuuuuuuuuns!!! I WANNA TOUCH!! *falls off 350602357397023 foot cliff*

Inu65: well, that's it. No more. I'm tired. HAPPY NEW YEAR!! TOMORROW'S NEW YEARS EVE!! Or if you read this New Years Eve, IT'S NEW YEARS EVE!!!! WAHOOOO!!!

Darker Side of the Moon and Fallen From Nowhere out with some BLUE FUNK!!!!