I Will Kill You Jak!!
Inu65: hello again! I got an idea for this chapter from the story Once More Jak, With Feeling by Lizzy Rebel. It's a funny story. Won't tell you what it's about. It's when me and CTC sing with Jak, a song in Japanese and Jak sings the English part while we, CTC and I, sing the Japanese part. It should be funny.
Jak: oh no. I'm scared.
Daxter: ME TOO!!
Inu65: soooo, yeah. Here we go!! Let me warn you, this one part gets kinda confusing, so bare with it please.
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I Will Kill You Jak Chapter 4, Alcohol, Sugar, Drunks and Guns
"HEY, IT'S NOT MY FAULT I DIDN'T KNOW!!! NOWBODY TOLD ME I HAD A SISTER!!! Oh, wait……I guess I forgot I did…..oops….my bad." Keito yelled at Rayme. Rayme sweat dropped and shook her head.
"Do they always fight like this?" the bartender asked. Jak nodded with a deep breath. "Yeah, they won't shut up sometimes!!" Daxter chimed in. "Really? I have two nieces and they won't shut up at all. I usually smack them to get them to shut up. How do you deal with them?" the bartender said. "You smack them?!" Daxter said. "I bet they don't like you very much…." he added. The bartender glared at Daxter, who leapt from the stool and sat on Keito's lap, who had finally stopped fighting with Rayme and now were talking about how they're going to get out of the game.
"Uh, I don't know how I get them to shut up." Jak said looking around the room to get some wacky idea on how he could explain how he shuts them up. The bartender raised an eyebrow. (these people are doin a lot of that, huh? Well, it's my favorite body gesture!!) "Well, I know how I get them too, but I'm not sure how to explain it." Jak said, buying himself some time to think.
"Don't you just mentally, emotionally, and physically abuse us to get us to shut up?" Keito said, looking over to Jak and the bartender. "Hey, can ya get behind my ear please?" Daxter asked Keito who was stroking his back began to scratch behind Daxter's ear.
"So, you do what ever that comes to you first. You're a very violent man. Do ya use that giant gun behind you're back to hit em with?" the bartender said. "No. I don't hit them with my gun. I'm not that violent towards my kids." Jak half lied. So far he didn't hit them. "Let's get off this subject. It's pissing me off." Jak said in an aggravated tone. "Good, I agree. HEY YOU GIRLS! WANT ANYTHING ELSE?!" the bartender called over to a small table where Keito, Rayme and Daxter sat. Keito grabbed Daxter from her lap and trotted over and sat down at the bar.
"Can I have more of the blue stuff?" she asked. The bartender looked over at Jak. "How about it dad? Can she?" the bartender said. "Yeah." Jak said. "You're a generous father. Most dad's won't let their kids drink like this." the bartender said pouring Keito more.
Rayme walked over and sat on the other side of Jak. "Can I have some too?" she asked. The bartender smiled. "I thought you didn't like alcohol." Keito teased sipping the blue stuff this time, under Jak's watching eye. "Yeah, well. I'm tired and I know that we have a lot of work to do." Rayme said sipping the blue stuff. "WHAT?! WHY THE HELL DO WE HAVE A LOT TO DO?! WHAT THE HELL IS THERE TO DO?!" Keito yelled, pounding her fists on the table. "WILL YOU QUIT YELLIN AT *hic* ME?!?!" Rayme said. Keito who was about to protest, started to crack up. "NOW WHAT THE HELL YOU LAUGHING *hic* AT?!? KEITO!!!" Rayme yelled again. "Can we have some more of that stuff please?" Keito asked with a laugh. Jak rolled his eyes.
Jak looked over to where Daxter was, and found that he was gone. "Dax?" Keito looked up from guzzling a bottle of the blue stuff with Rayme and peered over the counter. "Ummm, Jak, he's over there, drinking some strange purple stuff……." Keito said. "Oh, no….." Jak mumbled.
A few minutes later, Keito and Rayme where dancing around again and Daxter joined them in singing It's a Hard Knock Life from the movie Annie, but only it was terrible. Keito staggered over to Jak and put an arm around his shoulder. "You know Jak-dad, you havta have more FUN!!" she said drunkenly and grabbed the bottle of blue stuff and stuck it in Jak's mouth, forcing him to drink it. "WAHOOO!! I HAVE CONQURED MR. POOPY PANTS!!!" Keito said standing like Captain Morgan on the bottles of spiced rum back home. Rayme and Daxter burst out laughing.
All three of them, Rayme, Daxter and Keito got up on the bar and started doing the can-can, eventually falling off the bar and landing on the bar stools. Soon Jak started running around screaming "I'M A PRETTY UNICORN!!"
Soon all four woke up the Krimson Guard, who was too drunk to care about it, and got up and started to dance and sing. The bartender reached under the bar and pulled out a bottle of frosted bottle with a purple liquid in it and poured himself a glass. Jak soon took the bottle and chugged half of it, before Keito grabbed it from him and shared the rest with Rayme.
"La, la, la, laaa, la, la, laa!" Jak began.
Aoi sora no shita de kaze wa mirai ni fuku
Underneath the blue sky, the wind blows toward the future
Taiyou no hizashi dakishimeru you ni
As if embracing the rays of the sun
Tada nagasarer dake
Merely wandering along,
Ashiato dake wo nokoshite
I leave behind only a trail of footsteps.
Hoho wo naderu kuuki to nekorobu kusa ga areba
As long as there's a breeze brushing my cheek and grass to lie in
Hoka ni nanimo iranai michitarita egao de
I don't need anything else, and I'll smile with satisfaction.
Hateshinaku tsudsuku
Sleeping, gazing at
Ashita wo mitsume nemuru
The never-ending future
All: La, lalalaaa, lalalaaalaalalaalalalalaaa
Namioto ga kikoeru kokoro wo kusuguru
I can hear the sound of the waves, touching my heart,
Ame no shizuku mirai ni kimama ni atenaku
Selfishly aimless, like drops of rain.
Shizuka ni yuuhi ga subete wo mitodoke
The setting sun quietly reassures itself to everything,
Tooi umi ni shizumu kuchidzuke suru you ni
Then sinks into the distant see, as if giving it a kiss.
Hateshinaku tsudzuku
Wandering towards
Ashita no yume ni nagareru
The dream of a never-ending future.
All: la, lalalaaa, lalalaaa, lalalalalalalaaaa!
"GREAT SINGING YOU GUYS!! YOU GUYS ARE GREA-" the Krimson Guard began, then passed out. "Good job, you drunks." the bartender said. "Hows about another drink, eh? How about it?" Jak slurred, staggering over to the bar. "I think you guys have had enough. It's one thing if you let them become drunk and they want more, but it's another when the whole family, including the family pet gets drunk!" the bartender said. "Awwe, come on, man! Be a pal and give a friend a drink!" Daxter said stumbling over his own feet from being drunk.
Keito and Rayme, who where running around rammed right into each other and passed out. Daxter tripped over a fallen barstool and passed out. Jak, after a while, cooled off some.
"Whoa. What happened?" Jak asked rubbing his head. "Heheheh. Looks like you don't remember a thing do ya?" the bartender chuckled. Jak leaned over the bar and grabbed the bartenders shirt collar and pulled him towards his face. "WHAT DID YOU DO TO USE?!" Jak demanded. "Nothin. You all just do a little drunk is all." the bartender replied, prying Jak's hand off of his shirt. Jak sat down and held his head in his hands. "You alright, buddy?" the bartender asked. "Yeah. I should be. How much was it? I really need to get going." Jak said. "It's on the house pal. Looks like you need more sleep. Why don't ya just go home and gets some sleep." Jak nodded and went over to the passed out Daxter.
"Dax, hey Dax. Let's go." Jak said kneeling down. "Party's over already? WOW!" Daxter said climbing onto Jak's shoulder. "You know what pal? I love you!" Daxter said, hugging Jak's neck. Jak rolled his eyes and walked over to the two teens.
Before he got to the teens, a gun when off. Jak whirled around and found nothing. He turned around and say a gun in Keito's hand. She rolled over and hugged the gun, accidentally pulling the trigger and a stream of bullets hammered into the wall making a smiley face with a bullet hole right in the middle of the forehead.
"Hey, Keito. Wake up." Jak said nudging Keito's shoulder and taking the gun from her hands. Nothing happened. He tried nudging her again. Still, no response. He decided to try Rayme. "Rayme, Rayme wake up." he said nudging her. Absolutely no movement. Jak sighed heavily and picked up the two teens and walked out of the bar.
He found a hover craft and put the two teens in the back and got in. He started it up and headed to a little place where he calls home. It's not very big, but he found a small place that suited for a resting area when he got too tired. He landed he hover craft and carried the two teens in and set them down on a small patch of carpeted floor. He walked slowly to metal bed and lied down. Daxter curled up next to Jak, then found it wasn't very comfortable and snuggled in Keito's arms and fell asleep.
Jak sighed heavily and tried to sleep. Too many things raced through his mind, and kept him from sleeping. He turned onto his side and gazed at a blank, stone gray wall. 'Tomorrow's another day…..' he thought. He closed his blue eyes and drifted off to sleep.
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Inu65: alright, I know the song is confusing, but the Japanese and English lyrics are sung at the same time. So it's like,
Aoi/underneath sora/the no/blue shita/sky kaze/the wind wa/blows mirai/towards ni/near fuku/future.
Confusing I know, but hopefully that helps you understand.
Jak: @_@ I'm still confused……*falls backwards with swirly eyes*
Daxter: I hate you……
CTC: WAHOOO!!! I'M HATED!! WE'RE HATED!!
Inu65: well, next chapter is going to be a little more serious because I have to have this discussion between CTC and Jak. Me and Daxter are gonna be snoozing peacefully on the rug thing.
CTC: wow, scary, later.
Jak: @_@ *sounds dizzy*
Inu65: I have an idea for another Jak2 story, but I have so many other stories I'm working on. I guess I can pause some. I have a whole lot of them that I'm not going to continue on. That's ok. They're the ones I'm not getting reviews on and I'm on a huge ass writers block ever since before summer break last year!
CTC: that's not good.
Torn: what's not good? I'm confused.
Ashlin: WOW!! HE'S CONFUSED!! *on crack at the moment*
Inu65: tell me if it's a good idea. Ok, so far, all I came up with is that Jak meets one of the peoples who tortured him before he escaped. The thing is, she didn't like it and quit when Jak injured her which was before he escaped. She and her friend run into Jak and Jak remembers her and is out to take revenge. Of coarse there's more to it, but that'd be giving the whole plot away. Tell me if it's a good idea and I'll probably start typing it as soon as I get your opinion.
Jak here. Whoa. I never would have thought that I would end up drunk and singing some strange song with two really annoying teens!! Plus having a Krimson Guard say that we were good! Is the word ending or something?! Great. One more thing to worry about. As if I didn't have enough already! Anyway, now Rayme and I have a chat in the dark about what's going to happen next! I'm getting a very bad vibe about this…..Next time on I Will Kill You Jak, A Talk in the Dark! See you in the next chapter!!