I Will Kill You Jak!!
Inu65: hello!! I just watched the end of Sea Biscuit. It was a happy movie. Although my leg started hurting and I got too nervous and couldn't get comfortable on the MAGIC COUCH FROM HELL THAT MAKES YOU COMFY NO MATTER WHAT!! Sorry, I had a load of jelly beans, a piece of peppermint ice-cream cake, and one mint melt away. Hey! I HAVE A HUGE SWEET TOOTH!! IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!
Jak: ok…..
Inu65: before I took a shower just like an hour ago, I was taking out my pony-tail and my hair was slicked back, so when I looked into the mirror I-
Jak: saw your ugly face?
Inu65: *punches Jak's lights out**getting really mad**
Daxter: RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES!!!
Inu65: *takes deep breath* no, my hair looked like Jak's, but it's a dark red and it's not layered!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SOO FUNNY!!! HA!! Stupid blonde…..*kicks Jak's body which is on the ground…..passed out*
CTC: no wonder he's a blonde.
Inu65: yeah, really. Heh. Retard. KINDA LIKE FRODO FROM LORD OF THE RINGS!!! BWHAHAHAHA!! He'd be lost if it wasn't for Sam. Poor, poor, poor fool. Seriously he is a retard. He couldn't even throw the damned ring into the fiery pit of DEATH!!
CTC: *starts fighting with Inu65 about Frodo being a retard*
Daxter: uuuh, just read.
~*~**~*~*
I Will Kill You Jak Chapter 5, A Talk in the Dark
Jak laid on his back, staring at the ceiling. He slept for about an hour, but couldn't get back to sleep. He turned his head and looked at the two teens and Daxter sleeping peacefully on the carpet. He sighed and struggled to get comfortable on the metal bed. He looked at the plan gray wall. The lights from the street lamps flooded the room and cast an eerie hue to the room.
"Fishy, fishy in the sea….." Keito mumbled softly turning onto her side. Daxter opened his eyes a little bit, and looked for a cozy place to snuggle up with. He crawled over to Keito and weaved himself in her arms. Keito's arms tightened gently and snuggled against Daxter's soft orange fur.
A small smile crept onto Jak's lips as he watched his old pal and one of his "daughters" curl up and fall into a deeper sleep. He sighed happily and closed his eyes for a bit. Tomorrow they'd have to go on another mission for Torn. He had one day off, but it wasn't what he would call relaxing.
"Jak? Jak are you up?" came a soft voice. Jak opened his eyes and glanced around the room. Rayme was sitting up, cross-legged. "Yeah, what?" Jak replied. He could see Rayme look at the sleeping Keito and Daxter, and slowly walked over and sat down in front of his bed. "I was wondering if you know anyway for me and Keito to get back." she said. Jak thought for a while. "Sorry, I don't. But maybe……no. Never mind." A look of hope shone in Rayme's eyes, then vanished. "Oh. Well, I guess the dip-shit and I are just going to have to ask and find out." Rayme said pointing over her shoulder to the snoozing Keito.
"I HEARD THAT RAYME!!!" Keito shouted popping up, with a still sleeping Daxter in her arms. Then, with a thud, Keito was back on the ground, fast asleep. "That was……new….." Rayme said staring at the sleeping Keito in shock. Jak had a confused look glued to his face. "I'm not going to ask….." Jak said quietly with a hint of fear in his voice.
"There's no reason to worry," Rayme said noticing the tiny bit of fear in Jak's voice. "just don't get her pissed. I, fortunately haven't seen her pissed, thank GOD! But those who have, oooooh whee! It's not a pretty sight I'll tell ya that much!" Rayme said. "If you haven't……then……what happens when she's mad?" Jak asked changing the question a lot. "Well, I'm not one to talk about this but, she has some major trust issues with some people at our school who betrayed her and used her. I don't actually know what the hell happened because every time I bring it up, she explodes in my face." "Whoa……." "I know. From the people who actually got her madder than a hornet, they don't dare talk about it. This one girl Connie, she said that she could pin her down within a second. The next thing Connie knew was that Keito was getting all kung foo on her ass and won! From what Keito tells me and Connie, Connie never gets Keito mad." Rayme said.
Jak swallowed a large dry lump in his throat. "Is this Connie one of the ones who betrayed her?" Jak asked with a slight shake to his voice. Rayme said nothing but nodded her head 'yes'.
There was silence between the two. Only the soft snores from Daxter and the occasional sighs Keito gives off while she sleeps. "I don't think I want to see her dark side." Rayme said breaking the silence. "Other than that, she's really nice. She's funny, good at acting, oh, speaking about acting, she and I roll play and she's rather good at doing Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho, she's super good at doing Edward from Cowboy Bebop, Vash the Stampede from Trigun, Inuyasha, Kenshin from Rurouni Kenshin, Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean, and a few others that I can't remember right now. She's also loyal to her friends, caring, she has a super quick temper that you and the rest of us should be careful of, she has a loud voice (which she gets from her dad) she does cry often. But that's only when she's yelled at." Rayme said. "Well, didn't Dax or I yell at her?" Jak asked, awfully confused. "Yeeaaah, but that's different. You see, if you're really loud and well…..you'll find out if you do hurt her feelings. She really shows it even though she doesn't cry." Rayme said.
Jak stared at the wall, thinking. "Hey, what's up?" Rayme asked. Jak shook his head. "What about you? What are you like?" Jak asked. "Ummmm…..errrr……well…….I'm not sure really. I can tell you one thing, but then if you ask Keito, she'd probably say something else. Tomorrow, why not ask her. What I may think might be what I only see of myself and not what I really am…….whoa…..I'm starting to sound like Keito, when she's serious and not hyper or sugar high, but is actually calm……one of the many things you don't see everyday." Jak snickered a little bit then sighed heavily, straightening his smiling face.
"It's going to be a long and rough day tomorrow. I think you'd better get some sleep. The sun will be rising in a few hours." Jak said. Rayme nodded and staggered back to the carpeted area. "Good night Jak." Rayme mumbled and fell asleep. "Good night." Jak replied and he too, fell asleep.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~~End chapter 5
Inu65: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! I'M SOOOOO DAMNED SORRY FOR THE LONG UPDATE!!! MY COMPUTER WAS ONCE AGAIN DOWN AND I COULDN'T GET ONLINE BECAUSE MY DAD HAD ME HOOKED UP TO THE NETWORK, whatever that is… AND I COULDN'T UPLOAD!!! THAT AND THE OTHER STORY I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT, HALF OF THE FIRST CHAPTER AND THE SECOND CHAPTER ARE GONE!!! IT WAS ERASED WHEN MY DAD RELOADED THE STUFF ONTO MY COMPUTER AFTER PUTTING WINDOWS XP ONTO IT!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! *blows up*
Jak: o_0
Daxter: *siiigh* well at least that stopped her from torturing Jak here.
Dark Jak: *huddled in corner rocking like baby with thumb in mouth* I want my mommy, I want my mommy, I WANT MY MOMMY!!!! *disappears*
Jak: 0_o_O what the hell?
Inu65: WHAT THE HELL!! I…..and CTC…..mostly I…..but CTC helped me on one part…….have figured the funniest ending to this story ever!!! It's soooo damned hilarious!!! OH MY GOD IS IT FUNNY!!!
Torn: well, aren't you the happy one. Don't go happy peepee in your pants now.
Inu65: *left eye twitches**blows Torn up with the Ion Painter** come-on, come-on!! YES!!!
*Ion Painter signals to Ion Cannon and blows Torn up in a purple Redeemer explosion*
Inu65: heeheeheeheehee!! Well, I hope you enjoyed this chapter, I know, not as funny as the others, but next chapter it's gonna be funny!!!
Daxter here. Too much talking. God do I hate talking. It's not right. I wonder what ol' Dread Lock boy has in store for us this time? It better be good. I hope we don't get to see Keito's darker half, the half that only a few have seen. Is it really that bad? I wonder if it's worse than Dark Jak……eeeeeeek……that's a scary concept……NEXT TIME ON I WILL KILL YOU JAK, MORE HUMAN THAN HUMAN!!! ADIOS MIS AMIGOS!!! *blows up into a million, trillion itty, bitty pieces* *blink, blink** -_-;;