I Will Kill You Jak!

by NightShadeCrimzon

HA! It's back up! RATED FOR LANGUAGE! Keito's friend is over and they're playing Jak2. But then they both get zapped into the game! Will the be to help Jak and be back to their world, or will the forever be stuck in the game?

6. More Human Than Human

I Will Kill you Jak!!

Inu65: *left eye twitches* alright……I got a flame……for this story…….

Jak: so?

Inu65: that pissed me off…….and I'm not in a good mood…….whatever Lola wants…….Lola gets……Hey Big Spender!! Spend a little time with me!

Daxter: that was weird!!

Inu65: grrrrrrrr……whatever. I'm over it now. Stupid people. Does this fic really suck? Please tell me. I promise cross my heart hope to die, stick a needle in my eye.

Jak: oh boy. That's a hard one. Good luck, Inu65.

Inu65: *glare, glare* evil son of a…….FIVE ASSED MONKEY!!!

Daxter: WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!

CTC: WHOOT!!! *runs into brick wall*

Torn: *cringes* stupid human…..

Inu65/CTC: *turn onto demon selves**attack Torn**

Torn: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! HEEEEELP MEEE!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

Jak/Daxter/Praxis: 0________________________o

Praxis: what the hell is going on here? Where in god's name am I?

Jak: *left eye twitching* errrrrr…….I……don't really know…….

Daxter: yeah, really!

Inu65: Johnny Depp's soooooooooooo cute!! *sighs dreamily**faints at his cuteness** ^_^

CTC: *continues to attack Torn*

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I Will Kill You Jak, Chapter 6, More Human Than Human

Jak awoke with a start. He held is head in his hands and covered his ears. Keito and Rayme had been up for quiet a while arguing about how Torn gets his hair like that. Daxter was laying on the ground with a dazed and distant expression.

"WILL YOU SHUT UP?!?!" Jak yelled, silencing the two teens completely. Keito blinked a few times, then pushed Rayme. Rayme shoved Keito back. Pretty soon both of them started fighting again.

"I told you to shut up….." Jak growled in a dangerously low voice, making his fists into tight balls. Keito and Rayme stopped and swallowed hard. Daxter popped up and scurried over to Jak and hopped onto his shoulder. "Jak……breath man……breath! Don't get all Tall Dark and Gruesome in here, ok?" Daxter said trying to calm Jak down. Thankfully, it worked.

"Rayme…….what was all that about?" Keito asked in a shaky voice. Rayme shrugged. Keito's arms started to quiver and she quickly grabbed them and began to rock slowly, trying to get herself calm and forget about what just happened. "Keito, you ok?" Rayme asked trying to look at her face. She nodded slowly and raised her head. "Yeah. Gonna be fine. Yup…..I'm gonna be just fine." Keito said in an unsure tone.

Jak took a deep breath and got up. "Ok, let's go." he said and began heading to the door. As he passed Keito and Rayme, he could feel the tension between them. That, bad karma that surrounded them. Rayme got up and helped Keito up, who had two feet numb and to her felt like stone.

"Say, uh, Jak. Where're we goin?" Daxter asked. "Underground." was all Jak said. He kept looking forward, not looking back. Daxter sighed in annoyance. "Don't look back, don't look back. He's right on your trail. Don't look back, don't look back. He's just a step away from hell!" Keito sang. "Don't look back, don't look back. Into the strange face of love." "What the hell are you singing, dumb blonde?!" Rayme asked. Keito glared at her. "I'm not a blonde anymore. I have red hair, duh! Anyway, it's a song from the Desperado soundtrack. Strange Face of Love, sung by Tito & Tarantula." Keito said, rolling her eyes.

"Wait, hold on. I'll be right back…." Keito said walking away. They stopped and watched Keito's departing figure in confusion. She walked up to a Krimson Guard. "Excuse me, but where's the nearest restroom? I really have to go." Keito asked nicely. The Krimson Guard glared down at her. "That is a violation of the Krimson Guard. You are under arrest!" he yelled and started chasing Keito. "BUT I JUST ASKED WHERE THE BATHROOM IS!!! I GOTTA PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISS!!!!" Keito yelled running past Jak and the others.

"KEITOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! GET BACK HERE!!!" Rayme yelled after her. "Shit…." Jak mumbled softly and began to run in the direction Keito had gone. "COME ON RAYME!!! BUST A MOVE!!" Daxter yelled. Rayme finally got going as she just barely missed one of the Krimson Guard's gigantic cattle prod thingy. "CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP MAN!!! KEITO, WHAT THE HELL'D YOU DO?!?!" Rayme yelled catching up to Keito with no problem. "I JUST ASKED HIM WHERE THE NEAREST BATHROOM IS!!" Keito yelled.

"Oh, is that what you said?" the Krimson Guard said slowing his pace. He walked up to Jak and nodded, then walked over to Keito. He knelt down and placed an arm around her shoulders. "Terribly sorry about that little strange ugly girl. I thought you said something else. Anyway, you turn left at the next intersection. There, you should see a bar. At the bar you go straight for about two blocks and then you make a right. At the end of the road, there should be a restaurant so you and you Daddy, Sister and pet can have something to eat, ok?" he said. Keito's eyes went all swirly and fell backwards. The Krimson Guard got up and gave the same directions to Jak. And once again, he put his arm around his shoulders like he did to Keito. "And one more thing, what's wrong with your kids? They look…..odd….." the Krimson Guard said. Jak sighed. "They're adopted. I adopted them from a orphanage that only has special need children." Jak explained as calmly as he could. The Krimson Guard nodded and walked off. "ENJOY THE FOOD!!! AND SORRY ABOUT THE INCODENT!!" he called back.

"Eh, heh, eh, heh. Sorry about that Jak……" Keito said. Jak glared at her. She swallowed a large lump in her throat and shrunk down a little. "Don't you ever do that again, Keito. I'm warning you. You're on your last thread." Jak snapped coldly. Keito bit her lip and looked at the ground and let out a soft whimper. Rayme watched Keito and glanced up at Jak who passed her and began walking towards the Underground again.

"Hey, Keito, you ok?" Rayme asked placing a hand on her shoulder. Keito looked up at Rayme, tears threatening to fall and nodded slowly. She sniffed a few times and bit her lip harder this time, trying to keep the tears at bay. "Yeah. I'm ok. Let's just go. I want to go home." Keito said.

"What the hell took you so long?" Torn snapped. "I've been waiting for your sorry asses to arrive." Torn's eyes moved from a stern Jak, nervous Daxter, a bored Rayme, and a on the verge of tears Keito. "We had a minor setback." Jak said, glaring at Keito through the corner of his eye. "Whatever. Just go rescue Vin. He's the brains of all the technical shit." Torn said.

"Why should we?" Daxter asked jumping onto the table. "Why do we, get all the cruddy missions?" he asked again. "Because I…..don't…..like…..you." Torn said poking Daxter off the table in a dangerously cold voice. "Fair enough…." Daxter muttered.

"Come on. Let's go." Jak said, heading towards the door. "Right." Rayme and Daxter said. Keito hesitated a bit, then trotted towards the door, holding her arms and looking down. "Coming….." she said in a weak voice.

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Inu65: well, it didn't turn our how I wanted it too. I really didn't fit the title.

Jak: no shit…… -_-;;

CTC: heh. Stupid puppy. Who's the screwed puppy? Marley's the screwed puppy!!

Inu65: well, I'm gonna do a More Human Than Human Part Two, cause the second part'll fit the title of the chapter better.

Hey all. This is Rayme. So, we're off to rescue this computer nerd dude. Uhhh, Keito, stay away from the pretty black shiny stuff!! Good girl. How pathetic can this guy get?! Worst of all, something happens to me and Keito that'll totally change our life!!

Keito: are we going to camp?

Rayme: HOW ARE WE GONNA EXPLAIN TO OUR PARENTS WHAT HAPPENED?!?!? If we ever get home, anyway. Oh, man. This is really fucked up!! NEXT TIME ON I WILL KILL YOU JAK, MORE HUMAN THAN HUMAN PART 2!!! SEE YA THERE!!!