I Will Kill You Jak

Inu65: hey all!! I'm listening to this really kick ass song that we're playing in band. It's called The Rites of Tamburo. IT'S AWSOME!!! WHOOOT!!

Jak: riiight……this is kind of cool, I guess. I'm not one for music, but it's ok.

Daxter: *grooving to the beat*

CTC: *snoozing on Inu65's bed*

Inu65: DUUUUUDE!!!

All except CTC and Inu65: whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!

Inu65: nothing. Just wanted ta bug yas. Thanks for your review Darkleena. Sorry CTC called Vin a computer nerd……in a way he is one, but gomen nasai. Gomen, gomen, gomen. Well, I'm gonna get written.

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I Will Kill You Jak Chapter 7, More Human Than Human Part 2!!!

The two teens followed Jak down the many roads and alleys until the reached a huge door that began to unlock. Inside, was a room filled with buttons and computer monitors and all that high-tech stuff that many people are good at, unfortunately that's not me. Keito and Rayme looked around in awe at the mountains of computer screens with a strange language flashing all over it. Some buttons flashed colors, while others stayed lit up a pretty light neon blue.

Jak gazed up to the ceiling as he walked around the rather small, yet large room filled with computer stuff. "Ummmm, Jak….wh-wh-what exactialy are we looking for?" Daxter asked from Jak's shoulder. "That." he said walking towards a portal thing. "Oh yeah……that thing….." Daxter said swallowing. Daxter leapt from his perch on Jak's shoulder and walked around to the back of the portal thing. "Hey, I can see Jak! Only, you're all whoooo….." Daxter falling backwards onto his back.

"Hey Keito, do ya see your dad here?" Rayme asked with a smile. "Oh my God, he's here?! HOW THE HELL DID HE……heheheh! Good one Rayme…….very funny." Keito said. Jak raised an eyebrow at her and Daxter staggered over like a drunk. "If he was here, he'd be in heaven!! HE'D PROBABLY TAKE EVERYTHING APART AND THEN MAKE IT BETTER!!!" Keito laughed. "I agree. Your dad is a computer freak! He's always fiddling with something that has to do with a computer." "I KNOW!!! Heh! It'd be funny if he got zapped….heh! I would laugh, then I'd probably get zapped too." Keito exclaimed with a wide grin.

Jak cleared his throat. "Are you through? I am." he said coldly. Keito and Rayme looked at each other. "Party pooper…." Keito mumbled to Rayme. Rayme sweat dropped and shook her head. "Yup…" she sighed. The two teens followed Jak through the portal to what looked to be a mining facility.

"Whoa……hey Keito, remember this place?" Rayme asked. Keito raised a questioning eyebrow. "Noooo…..why?" she asked. "It's the part with the funky drilly thingies." Keito stared at her blankly. " 'Hey, this looks like my dad's job site!' Remember now?" Keito still stared at her, completely clueless. "Your dad works at Ace Hardware, not on a job site…..OH!!!! MY DAD!!! Oooooh, ok. Now I remember." Keito said. "This looks a lot like one of my dad's concrete work sites." Keito said again. "Only, not as big…..and it doesn't have…..PRETTY BLACK SHINNY GOO!!!! I WANNA TOUCH!!!" Keito yelled running over to the 'pretty black shinny goo'.

Just as Keito was going to touch the goo, Jak grabbed her hand. "Don't touch that." he said firmly, yanking her away from the black metallic goo. "Let go." Keito snapped acidly, yanking her hand out of his grip. She turned away, and glared at him through the corner of her eye. Whatever fun she was having, was gone. Jak blinked blankly a few times, wonder what just happened.

Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. Rayme looked around to see what made that noise. There was nothing. Sssssssssss. Again Rayme looked around and found nothing. "Ummm, Jak. What's making that hissing sound?" Rayme asked. Jak listened for the 'hissing' sound Rayme had heard. "I don't he-" Ssssssssssssss. Jak spun around to see something small and black pop out of the loose, sandy dirt. "M-M-M-METALHEAD!!!" Daxter yelled, his orangey fur standing on end. "Oh NO!!! IT'S THE SCORPION FUCKS!!!" Rayme yelled, running behind Jak. "Shit….." he cursed under his breath.

The sound of a machine gun sounded from behind them. Keito stood with her weapon aimed at the scorpion Metal-Heads. The barrel of her gun smoking a bit, her eyes glared at the dead Metal-Heads.

More scorpions emerged from the ground and started to run over to the group. Jak pulled out his Scatter Gun and fired at them, with Daxter on his shoulder. Rayme pulled out her gun and tried to figure it out. "How the fuck does this piece of shit work?!" she exclaimed pulling the trigger. "TRY TURNING THE SAFTY OFF!!" Keito yelled, blasting the Metal-Heads away from Rayme. "Oh, good idea! Why didn't I think of that?" Rayme said pushing a little red button labeled SAFTY. Immediately, the gun fired out, almost hitting Jak. "WATCH IT!!" he yelled. As his head was facing Rayme and Keito, his eyes grew wide once he saw Keito raise her gun to his head. "Don't move….." she said quietly and fired a round of bullets at Jak's head. Rayme stared wide-eyed. THUD! Keito smirked and rested the gun on her shoulder. "Jak…..Jak?" Daxter said breaking the silence.

A dead Metal-Head scorpion lay on the ground, right behind Jak. Rayme swayed a bit then passed out. So did Daxter. "And stay down." Keito said sharply. She glanced up at Jak, who's face was pal and was in shock. "I didn't hit you did I?" Keito asked. Jak blinked. "Ok good." she said. Jak's eye began to twitch a little.

Jak woke Daxter and soon woke Rayme. Keito sat down on a rock. They waited a while to collect themselves again after that hair-raising experience. Keito whistled Toki O Koete from the first Inuyasha sound track while Rayme was mouthing the words to a song that Keito hates more than every one she hates in the world and in movies, games, ect. Jak stood with his arms crossed, thinking. Daxter was babbling to Jak, but Jak wasn't paying any attention to the orange rodent.

"So, uh Jak. What'd ya have in mind now?" Daxter asked Jak, who was staring out into space, deep in thought. "AAAAAH!!! THE RED COATS ARE COMING!! THE RED COATS ARE COMING!!!" Rayme shouted causing Keito, Jak and Daxter to jump. Rayme snickered while Jak thought she was talking about the Krimson Guards.

Daxter glared and gritted his teeth at Rayme, who was still snickering at Keito who was rolling around on the ground, thinking that the English are coming to take over the world…..something she didn't want very much. "Alright Rayme, you've gone FAR enough! I am sick of you's to's tricks and games." Daxter began slowly walking towards Keito and Rayme like an animal cornering it's pray. (technically, he is an animal….) "You two are tricksies, faulses," Daxter continued. "Kind of sounds like Golum from Lord of the Rings, eh Rayme?" Keito whispered in Rayme's ear. Daxter's eye began to twitch from his anger. "THAT'S IT!!!" he yelled and jumped towards the two insanely helpful teens.

SPLASH!!!! The two teens were gone. Jak ran to the edge of one of the many pools of Dark Eco and peered in. He could see nothing. Daxter stared wide eyed, his mouth ajar. What had he done? Jak slowly stood up and faced Daxter. He walked slowly over to Daxter and slapped him good and hard on the back of the head. "OWE!!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!?!" he yelled. Jak glared, then he turned away. "Ummm, did you find them? Are they going to be ok?" Daxter asked in a weak voice. "No. they're dead……because of you Dax. All because of you." Jak said trying to control his anger. "Well, just look on the bright side, you don't have to listen to they're annoying yelling and deal with their insane ways." Daxter pointed out. "I DON'T CARE! I PROMISED THEM THAT I WOULD HELP THEM FIND A WAY HOME! I CAN'T NOW, NOW CAN I?!" Jak yelled, causing Daxter to flinch. "I'm sorry?" "Sorry can't cut it Dax. Sorry can't cut it."


"Cut what?" came a voice from behind. Jak and Daxter spun around to see two people, soaking wet with some sort of oil. Both guys stared at the two people, both female. "What? Did someone die or something?" Daxter's jaw literally dropped to the dirt ground. "Why are they staring at us like that?" one asked to the other. The other one shrugged. "Don't know. Hey, don't you guys know us, or did you guys just come down with amnesia or something?" "How about that one disease that affects your memory?" said one female. The other one stared blankly with one eye brow cocked. "The one that you're great grandpa had, you know the 'Who the hell are you? I've been kidnapped! I'm callin the cops!!' that one." "Ooooh!! Ok. I don't know what it's called."

Jak slowly looked to Daxter, then back at the two people standing in front of them, then blinked blankly a few times. "R-R-Rayme? Keito?" Jak stuttered. The two nodded. "THANK GOD YOU'RE ALIVE!! I DIDN'T MEAN IT, REALLY I DIDN'T!!!" Daxter yelled, lunging at Keito and giving her neck a bear hug, then jumped to Rayme.

"Who's Keito and who's Rayme?" Jak asked. Both teens looked completely different. "I'm Keito." said the girl with straight dark purple hair with a single strip of black hair that hung next to her right cheek(I ALWAYS WANTED PURPLE HAIR!!! YEEEEEEEEEAAAAY!!! ^0^ I know, cheap thrill…..-_-) longer nails, a little shorter than Jak, dark red eyes (almost brown) and a half melted gun slung over her shoulder. "I'm Rayme!" said the girl who stood next to Keito. She had short fiery red hair, and dark amber eyes. Rayme stood just a few inches shorter than Keito.

Both Jak and Daxter stared at the two teens in shock. Keito raised an eyebrow at the two. "Stop staring at us….." she began in a monotone. "It's really freaking me out!" Keito said in one of her many freaked out voices, which would be kind of squeaky and low, then gets higher at the end. Rayme burst into laughter for some unknown reason. Jak blinked and shook his head, then looked away. Daxter kept staring. "Alright you stupid rodent, I'm gonna wring your neck if-" Rayme began in a serious tone, pushing up her sleeves. "RAT BURGERS!!! BWHAHAHAHA!!!" Keito shouted out. Rayme, Jak and Daxter stared at the teen with dark purple hair, laughing hysterically.

"Ummm……." Rayme said, trying to find words to explain Keito's sudden……outburst? "Let's just get going." Jak said, a little wary. "Right. Lets go." Keito said in a serious tone, standing tall next to Jak, her half melted gun still slung over her shoulder. Rayme stared at Keito with a 'What the fuck' look plastered to her face.

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Inu65: SOOOO SORRY FOR THE EXTREMLY LONG DELAY!!! I WAS REALLY BUSY!!

Jak: suuuure you were……-_-;;

Daxter: ……….

CTC: ……..why am I here again?

Inuyasha: I don't know…….HEY!!! HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?!?!

Ashlin: *heart shaped eyes* OH MY GOD!! IT'S INUYASHA!!!! AAAAAH!!!! *glomps Inu-chan*

Torn: 0______o

Sig: heheheh! What's wrong chili pepper? *pats Torn on the back*

Torn: *left eye twitches uncontrollably* did you just call me chili pepper? I AM NOT A FUCKING CHILI PEPPER!!! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEE!!!!! *chases Torn around with a butchers knife**mad scientist look on face**

Jak/Daxter: what the fuck?!

Dark Jak: Rahh? Wha?! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! *runs away from hordes of rabid fan girls* HEEEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

Jak: O_0 huh? WHAT THE? GAAAAAAAAAAH!!! *tackled by fan girls*

Fan girl #1: I LOVE YOU JAK!! MARRY ME!!

Fan girl #2: NOOO!!! SHE DOESN'T LOVE YOU!! I LOVE YOU!! MARRY MEEE!!!

Fan girl #287653851608568901: NOOOO!!! JAK HONEY I LOVE YOU!!!

Inu65: *blows up all fan girls with the redeemer* keh.

Inuyasha: KEH, IS MY WORD, BITCH!! *vanishes*

Inu65: 0.o ok…..well, thanks for all those who reviewed. Sorry, no summary this time. I'm not sure what's gonna happen. Well, PLEASE REVIEW!! FOR THOSE WHO DO, STICK AROUND FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER FOR A SURPRISE!! *falls in a pit of pretty black shiny goo that's purple, blue, green, black. AND IT'S NO DARK ECO!!!* GAAAAAH!!! HELP ME!!! I CAN'T SWIM!!! Oh wait, I CAN SWIM!!! HA!! SCREW YOU ALL!! (just jokin) 0.0 GAAAAH!!! IT'S JAWS!!! HE'S BAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEE!! *being chased by Jaws the great white shark*