I Will Kill You Jak!!

Inu65: heeey!

Spike: yo.

Ed: HI, HI!!

Ein: BARK, BARK!!

Faye: hello.

Jet: What's up?

Jack: 'ello.

Crazed physco person: DIE!! DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!!! MWHAHAHAHAHHA!!!

Jak: hey.

Daxter: what do you want?

Torn: what?

Sig: hello there cherries.

Ashlin: who the hell are you?

Inu65's great grandpa: who the hell are you? I'VE BEEN KIDNAPED, I'M CALLIN THE COPS!!

Vin: types 'Hello' in a really big font

Inu65: you see, you all get a BIIIIG WARM WELCOME FROM……..a whole lot of people. Let me guess, some of you are wondering who Spike, Faye, Ed, Ein, Jet and Jack are right? Well, all of them except for Jack are from the anime Cowboy Bebop. And Jack is from Pirates of the Caribbean. Yeah. Captain Jack Sparrow.

Jak: you don't know Jack.

All except Jak and Inu65: what the hell?

Jak: it's a game. You Don't Know Jack.

Inu65: I just saw the stupidest horror movie EVER!! Jason X. my first time watching a Jason movie, AND I WAS LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!! STUPID PEOPLE!!! GOOOOO JASON!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I Will Kill You Jak Chapter 8, Gun Slingen, Rooten Tooten Guys in the West!

OH SHIT!! I ALMOST FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT PART!!!

All: what?!

Inu65: THANKING ALL THOSE WHO REVIEWED!!

Jak: sarcastically oooh goody. Pardon me for not leaping for joy, bad back you know. rolls eyes

Scar from The Lion King: Grrrrrr attacks Jak

Inu65: 0.o riiight….anyway, I would like to thank the following peoples.

Jynxie: teehee!! Well, even though I hate Keira with a burning passion of a million plus one burning suns, I do have a little romantic part at the end of the story.

Darkleena: 0o what the hell? Being hit in the head with a flaming turkey? Mmmm. Yummy……fire……my imaginary friend tells me to burn things……anywho, thanks for reviewin.

GuseBat: thanks for the reviews, and I know this is gonna sound stupid, but what are kudos? I'm really confuzzled. Everyone I get reviews from always say 'Mucho Kudos to ya!!'. I'm confuzzled….

Kawaii Kitsune Cub: thanks for the reviews!!

Inu65: and that's about it! And, LET THE INSANITY BEGIN………again…..

I Will Kill You Jak Chapter 8, Gun Slingen Rooten Tooten Guys in the West!!

"What?" Keito asked. Jak shook his head as he started walking off towards a moving sidewalk thing. Just before he reached the platform, more Metal-Heads popped out of the ground and came running down some of the large mounds of dirt. Jak pulled out his gun and began shooting them. Keito and Rayme tried shooting, but Keito's gun was half melted and Rayme's gun had melted totally when they 'fell' into the pool of Dark Eco. Keito threw her useless gun at a leopard Metal-Head and both Rayme and Keito got all Kung Fu on their asses.

"A LITTLE HELP PLEASE!!!" Daxter yelled out to the two teens who were side kicking Metal-Heads. The Metal-Heads had surrounded Jak and Daxter, and Jak was running out of ammo fast! Keito and Rayme kicked one last Metal-Head and hurried over to the rather large group of Metal-Heads to help their new friends. "I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY HOWLING MONK!!" Keito yelled standing in the Howling Monk position. (arm turned up over head, on one foot, other arm in front of torso) "AND I WITH MY VENUS FLY TRAP!!" Rayme shouted standing in the Venus Flytrap stance. (both arms out at shoulder height, standing on one foot) Jak, Daxter and the Metal-Heads stopped fighting and stared at the two teens. Keito narrowed her dark red eyes and drop kicked one of the leopard Metal-Heads. It howled in pain, then vanished, leaving behind a golden orb, and some strange purple spheres.

The other Metal-Heads hesitated a bit, then continued to attack Jak and now the two teens. "DANCE OF THE DRAGON QUEEN!!" Keito shouted changing her fighting style. "THIS IS MY OWN STYLE!!!" Rayme shouted out, getting all Tae Kwon Do on three of the leopard Metal-Heads. "CROUCHING TIGER!!" Keito yelled again changing her technique.

"SHIT!! I'M OUT!!" Jak yelled, whacking the Metal-Heads with his gun. "JAK!! HURRY!! RUUN!! I SPOTTED A FEW BOX THINGIES OVER THERE!!" Rayme shouted. "FLYING KICK FROM HELL!!!" Keito yelled launching an aerial kick at one of the Metal-Heads, knocking off it's head. Jak nodded and ran over to the crates and broke them open. Immediately, Jak began to blast the Metal-Head fucks away from the now exhausted teens. "Come on. Lets hurry!" he urged them. "HAI!!!" both exclaimed and hurried after Jak.

"That was some ah, err, funky moves you two put on those stinkin Metal-Heads!" Daxter said from Jak's shoulder. "Thanks! Learned it all from watchin Jay and Silent Bob, Jackie Chan movies, and COWBOY BEBOP!! THE BEST SHOW OF ALL!! Well, one of the best." Keito said throwing a punch. "Hmph. Impressive shit." Jak said with a smirk. "What were those purple orbie thingies back there that came out of all those Metal-Heads?" Keito asked. Jak smirked again. "You'll find out soon. Very soon." he said. "Uh, oh." escaped from Keito's mouth. "That doesn't sound good…..eeek….." Then, something dawned on Keito. "DUDE!! IS THAT THE STUFF THAT MAKES YOU GET ALL TALL DARK AND GRUESOME?!?!" Keito asked, recharged and super hyper. Jak nodded. "YES!!! HEHEHEHEHEHEH!! WAHOO!!! OH YES!! Alright! Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright!!!" Keito exclaimed happily.

Presently At Keito and Rayme's School from Hell

"Hey Paulina, do you know where Kate and Amanda are?" Sam asked Paulina, a girl who they hang with. Paulina shook her head 'no'. "Grrr….why'd they have to ditch! IT'S DO FAIR!! DO YOU HEAR ME?!?! NO FAIR!!" Sam shouted. "Gees, Sam. No need to get all hyper about." Paulina said trying to call down the hyper ventilating girl.

"YOU'RE OUT SAM, PAULINA!!" yelled Mallorie, on of Keito's enemies at school, yelled during gym class. Sam rolled her eyes as she stormed off the court. Paulina walked over towards Sam.

Before Paulina could say anything, Mrs. DeWitt their homeroom teacher and Mrs. Whittles came rushing into the small gym where the girls where playing Knock Out. "Paulina, Samantha, come with us." Mrs. DeWitt said. Both girls got up from the bench and slowly followed the two adults. The other girls stopped and watched them go. "OOOOOOH!! They're in trouble!!" one black girl, Tiffany said. "Shut up Tiffany!" Conni shouted. "MAKE ME!!" Tiffany yelled back. "I ALREADY DID, BIATCH!!" Conni shouted. "Ooooh! Who's da biatch now." Suzie and Sarah said in unison. "SHUT THE HELL UP!!" Conni shouted.

Mrs. DeWitt and Mrs. Whittles lead them into the principles office. "Do you girls know where Kate and Amanda are?" Mrs. DeWitt asked. Paulina and Sam shook their heads. "No. we were wondering the same thing." Sam said. "We've called their parents and they said they were missing ever since Sunday afternoon. When Amanda's mom went to pick her up at Kate's house, neither of the girls were there. We would have thought you two would have an idea since you two are their closes friends." Mrs. Whittles said.

Back with Jak and Gang…..!!!!!

"All the leaves are brown, and the sky is gray. I've been for a walk on a winters day. I'd be safe and warm, if I was in LA!" Keito began to sing. "California Dreamin, on a such winters day." "Stopped into a church, I passed along the way. I got down on my knees and I pretend to pray." Jak said softly.

(did ya know that The Mamas and the Papas did Dancin in the Streets and Twist and Shout? Along with California Dreamin, that we're currently singing A Cappella)

"You know the preacher liked the cold," Daxter began. "he knows I'm gonna stay." "California dreamin on such a winters day!" all four sang. Keito, Rayme, Jak and Daxter began to whistle the flute solo. "All the leaves are brown and the sky is gray. I've been for a walk on a winters day. If I didn't tell her I could leave today. California dreamin on such a winters day." the four sang. "California dreamin on such a winters day!" the two teens sang. "California dreamin on a winters day!" Jak and Daxter finished, Daxter getting all the way up to soprano.

"Well, that was…….unexpected." Jak said looking at the two teenaged madly insane girls. "ACK!!" Keito exclaimed as she began to cough loudly. She didn't stop for a while. The others rushed to her side. "Keito, you're not gonna drop dead on me, right?" Rayme asked. Keito cleared her throat. "Mmmmm. Yummy. hack, hack I think I just swallowed a bug." Keito said coughing a little. Daxter face faulted and Jak and Rayme sweat dropped. "Let's go rescue that computer…….guy." Keito said walked off. The others followed. Keito stopped a few paces ahead of the others. "Errrr, Jak, you lead. I don't know where I'm going." Keito paused. "You never know, I could lead you off a cliff into a pit of pretty black shiny goo that's black, purple, pink, fusia, green, blue and black." "What? Dark Eco?" Jak asked. "Noooooo. I mean my magical mystical atomic goo from Hell." Keito said sarcastically. "Oh, so it is Dark Eco!" Daxter said. "NOOO!!! DOES DARK ECO HAVE GREEN AND BLUE IN IT?!?!? NOOO!!" Keito yelled. "Sheesh…..say it don't spray it…." Daxter said rolling his eyes. Jak smirked and took the lead.

"BAZOOOOOO!!!" Rayme shouted out, causing her to receive clueless blank stares from the others. "What? Can't I have outbursts like Keito?" Jak blinked blankly a few times, then shook his head and began to walk to a MINI ESCALATOR OF DEATH!!! (those things are evil I tell you! YOU NEVER KNOW IF IT'S THE LAST ESCALATOR YOU'LL EVER RIDE ON!!! They're eeeeeeeeeeeeeevil….. Jak: you're paranoid…..)

"We're going on THAT THING!?!?!?!??!" Keito shouted, pointing to the dangling cars filled with gravel or sang. "Yup." Daxter said, turning around on Jak's shoulder and glanced at the teen with purple hair. "YOU CAN'T MAKE ME GO ON ONE OF THOSE THINGS!!! THEY'RE THE SAME THINGS AS ELEVATORS AND ELEVATORS ARE THE DEVILS ANGELS!! IT COULD BE THE LAST TIME I EVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY AGAIN, IF I GO ON THAT THING!!!" Keito yelled, spazing out. "You might not see the light of day again." Jak said coldly, placing the barrel of his gun at Keito's throat. Keito froze instantly, her dark red eyes traveled from Jak's face, to the barrel of his gun.

"Jak……you're not really gonna shoot her, are ya?" Daxter asked climbing onto his head. "So, what do you say? You either you face your fear, or you stay here, without a head. It's you choice." Jak hissed.

A smirk grew on Keito's face. She grabbed the barrel of the gun, and kicked Jak in the shin, then ran a distance away. "Oh great. Now Keito's gonna get herself KILLED!!" Rayme said starting to flip out, saying things that were way to fast to understand while pacing back and forth.

Keito took a deep breath and flashed a cocky smile. "Watch me do a trick!" she said starting to run straight at Jak. "I AM THE RENAISSANCE MAN!!!" Keito yelled leaping clear over Jak's head and landed on the ground running. She jumped again to the car type things and barely made it. She caught onto the side of the car, dangling, about ready to fall to her death. "CRAP MAN!! I'M STUCK!!" Keito shouted.

Daxter and Jak stared at her in utter shock. "Hey Jak, WHAT THE HELL'D SHE DOO?!?!?" Daxter exclaimed, his left eye twitching. Jak shrugged. Rayme kept uttering words and pacing. "I guess that go her going." Jak said with a sigh. "You mean you weren't gonna shoot her? THAT'S GREAT!! OK! LET'S GO!!" Rayme said snapping out of her little trance and jumped onto on of the car thingies. By that time, Keito found a way up and she sat cross-legged on the sand. Soon Jak followed.

They reached the other side rather quickly, besides having to shoot and kill some Metal-Heads. They walked to a steal door and Jak pressed the button to the right of the door. The door opened quickly and someone inside was shooting at them! "TAKE THAT YOU METAL-HEADS!!" the guy said shooting, then ducking behind a large piece of computer shit. "If we were, you wouldn't be hear." Jak said. Keito and Rayme snickered. "Torn sent us to rescue you." Jak said. The shooting stopped. "Oh…" the guy said standing up. He was rather old, his hair gray and he wore some strange yet funky glasses. "Are you Vin?" Jak asked. "Yeeeaaah…." the guy said slowly.

"Great, lets get outta here!" Daxter said. "Wha-Wha-What'd you mean, 'Lets get outta here'?! THERE'RE METAL-HEADS OUT THERE!!" Vin exclaimed. "Alright, but we're leaving. Go ahead and be chow." Jak said walking towards a portal. WAIT FOR MEEE!!" Vin yelled rushing over to them. He stared at Keito and Rayme. The two teens looked at him with no expression on their faces. "We do naughty thiiings." they both said, with no emotion on their face nor in their voice, and walked off and jumped into the portal. Jak rolled his eyes and jumped in. Vin was the only one left. Vin hesitated then fell backwards into the portal.

End

Inu65: well, that's all for now!!

Jak: sarcastically yaaay……rolls eyes

Daxter: gets blow up with the Ion Canon

Torn: what the hell?!

Inu65: ok, for the surprises, I found some awesome wallpapers of Jak2 and I think I have some that you all will love! Sooo, if you could just sign the review and I'll do the rest. If you want something specific, please tell me in the review, like if you want a Dark Jak one, or a Vin one. I don't have all the characters, but if you want a Sig one, you're gonna have other characters in it too. Sooo, that's basically it.

Jak: finally…..

Inu65: I'M SOO DAMN CLOSE TO BEATING UNREAL TOURNAMENT 2003!! I HAVE TO BEAT THIS MALCOME DUDE AND THEN I WIN!! IT'S NOOO FAIR!! I CAN'T BEAT HIM!!! GAAAAAAAH!!! falls into pit of pretty black shiny goo blub, blub, blub….