I Will Kill You Jak!!
Inu65: well, I got a few reviews. YEAH!!
Jak: hits Inu65 over the head with a huge ass frying pan damnit….I can't find my gun……
BunnyBB a.k.a. Death Queen: (Inu65's mom of DEATH!!!) did you check in the guitar case?
Torn: the what?
Inu65: this…..holds out black guitar case
Daxter: no…opens it HEY! IT'S JAK'S GUITAR!!! I NEVER KNEW YOU HAD A GUITAR!!
Jak: I don't!
guitar in guitar case opens up revealing a case full of guns
Everybody except Inu65: 0o what the fuck?!?!
Inu65: ooops…..wrong guitar case….shhh! Don't tell the Desperado guy I have his guitar case! whips out another black guitar case from pocket this is the one I think.
Jak: opens it well, well, well. Here's my gun.
Inu65: eh, heh!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!! gets chased by Jak and the Desperado guy (Antonio Banderas character in Desperado and in Once Upon A Time In Mexico)
CTC: siiiiigh what a dip shit….
Torn: hits CTC with a frying pan the size of Russia Baka deshi….. --;;
Now, to thank those who reviewed!!
Darkleena: owies… chapter nine's right here!!! Errr….you gonna be ok? You're hairs on fire… STOP DROP AND ROLL!!!!
Jynxie-07: thanks for your review, and Muse, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?!?!?! WHAT DID I DO TO YOU?!?!?! Sorry….anyway, thanks for the review!!
GodessOfDarkness: thanks for your review! It's always nice to see a new face review a story so far into one! Most people are lazy and won't…..ok fine….me….but that's not the point. PLEASE STICK AROUND AND SEE THIS INSANITY TO THE END!!
GuesBat: THANK YOU SOO MUCH FOR TELLING ME!! GAAH! I AM SUCH AN IDIOT!! Yeah, the Quiznos commercials are really weird. CTC and I have a stupid little joke thingy about them. Whenever she or I call each other, we just shout that out anytime we want and we both laugh. Yeah. It's funny. I'll check the site out, thanks!
Inu65: still being chased by Jak well, that's all the reviews that I got so far. I HAVE THE BEST IDEA FOR THE ENDING!! IT'S GONNA BE SOOO FUNNY!!! SO YOU'RE ALL GONNA HAVE TA STICK WITH THIS INSANE STORY TILL THE END TO FIND OUT!!! And a sequel maybe? I dunno.
I Will Kill You Jak, Chapter 9 Torn, Jak, Daxter, Rayme and the Improvised Sticky Rice
"I really wanna thank you for saving my butt back there!" Vin said pressing all sorts of buttons. "Well, you're welcome! THINGS COULDN'T OF GOTTEN ANY WORSE BACK THERE AND ALL! WITH THOSE TWO CAUSING ALL HELL, FALLING INTO A POOL OF DARK ECO AND COMING OUT HOW THEY ARE NOW, AND NOT TO MENTION GETTING JAK AND I ANGERYER THAN JAK WAS ON A HOT SUMMER DAY!! DID THAT MAKE ANY SENSE, THE LAST PART?! AND WHY AM I STILL YELLING?!?!" Daxter yelled. Vin looked at Rayme, then Keito. "……they didn't look like that before? Interesting…." Vin said pulling Keito's ear and lifting up her purple hair. Her left eye began to twitch.
"Everybody just has to pull my ears don't they……" Keito muttered in an angry tone. Jak snickered while Keito and Rayme sighed heavily, shaking their heads. "Do you mind?" Keito asked Vin, trying to keep the anger in her voice from exploding. "Mind what?" Vin asked still looking at Keito's purple hair and examining her ears. "STOP PLAYING WITH MY EARS AND HAIR!!" Keito exploded. Everyone just stared at her. "Hey Rayme….was that her dark side?" Daxter asked, leaping onto Rayme's shoulder. "No. just her pissed." Rayme said. Keito fixed her purple hair and began taking off the navy blue sweatshirt that said CIC Conveying and had the telephone number and a picture of a conveyer truck, to revel a bright orange t-shirt that said in bold print, "PSYCH WARD 24-7-365" "Ok, I'm cool….I am now calm." Keito said fixing her t-shirt.
"What's the shirt mean? I don't get it." Jak said rereading her shirt a few times. "What in the name of Mar is a Psych Ward?" Vin asked. Keito sighed heavily. "Ok, a Psych Ward is like a nut house, where the insane people go. And I was sent to a nut house before and that's were I got this shirt. Every once in a while I have to wear it…..just to fuck around with the cops…..errr….cops are our version of Krimzon Guards……..only without the zappy cattle prods." Keito said. "And the numbers?" Daxter asked. "24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. Of course, you won't know what we're talking about because your days are what? 6 hours?" Rayme said. "Understand now?" both teens said. They nodded.
"Good. I'm starving. What's to eat?" Rayme said. "Well, it's been fun Vin, but we really have to go." Keito said excusing everything. Jak opened his mouth to say something, but didn't. "Alright you two devils, lets go." Daxter said. Jak shook his head slowly and headed for the door.
"Ok, what's the plan of attack?" Keito asked. "What plan? We're not attacking anyone." Daxter said. "I mean for foodies. You guys gotta eat!" Keito said. Daxter's stomach growled loudly. "We'll eat later. We have to go to Torn." Jak said. "I like Torn. I like him a lot." Keito said with a smile. "Me too! He's cool!" Rayme added.
1 hour later At The Underground!!!!!!!!
Torn stared at Keito who was doing something by the barrel of fire. "Jak, what the hell's she doin?" Torn asked. Jak shrugged his shoulders. Rayme shook her head slowly. "Oh brother….."
Keito stirred whatever was in the pot Torn had given her to make her concoction. "Hey Torn, do you have any bowls, plates, anything?" Keito asked, looking over her shoulder. Torn grumbled and walked to a cabinet and pulled out five bowls. "Thank you!" Keito said pulling the pot from the fire and brought it over to the table and set it down. Everyone except Keito stared at the covered pot, wondering what was in it. "Didn't have any seasoning so it'll just have to be plain then." Keito said scooping the stuff out and making them into medium sized balls of white grain type stuff.
"What the hell is it?" Torn asked staring at the white balls suspiciously. "My homemade recipe." Keito said passing Torn a bow with a pair of sticks. "And what the hell are these?" he asked taking the bowl and examining the sticks. "Chopsticks. In our world, the oriental people use these rather than forks, knives and spoons." Keito said handing Jak, Rayme and Daxter a bowl and chopsticks.
"Hey Keito, where'd you get the chopsticks and the rice?" Rayme asked. "I always carry chopsticks. I was considering putting my hair up, but then I decided not to. I found the rice over in that drawer over there. It said rice on it so yeah." Keito said pointing to a bag that said rice in some foreign language and writing.
Torn poked at his rice with one of the sticks. Daxter kept looking at his rice balls, and his chopsticks, then back to his rice. Jak just raised an eyebrow and stared at it. Keito and Rayme had already begun to eat. Torn tried using the chopsticks and failed causing his chopsticks to fall on the floor. Jak snickered.
"Let's see you try then." Torn sneered. "Fine." Jak said taking the chopsticks and trying to hold them like Keito and Rayme. "And then I do this and…..oh shit….." Jak said quietly, dropping his rice and his chopsticks. "HA!! YOU TWO SUCK!" Daxter exclaimed. "Then you try it." Jak snapped. "I'll show you how to use them." Daxter said in a confident tone.
He took the chopsticks in his paw and moved them towards the rice. "You just watch, I'll get it!" Daxter said confidently. "Bet ya he won't." Jak said to Torn. "I agree…" he replied. The orange furry rodent picked up some rice and ate it. Torn and Jak stared in shock. "HA! TOLD YA I COULD!" Daxter yelled taking another bite. "How'd you do it?" Jak asked.
Daxter turned away for a moment. About a minute later he turned back around to show slit eyes, black hair in a high bun, and he wore a kimono and he smiled with the chopsticks in his mouth. "Me Japanese. BANZAI!!" Daxter said, chowing down on the improvised rice.
"Jak, did you know that he was a slit eyed freak?" Torn asked, getting up from under that table. "DO NOT INSULT THE JAPANESE!!" Keito shouted throwing her chopsticks like two daggers at Torn. Torn ducked under the table as the two chopsticks flew where his head was and stuck into the wall. (Torn's look, 0.O) "No….actually I didn't……" Jak said slowly watching Rayme closely to make sure she doesn't pull of a stunt like Keito just did. "That because me mother was Japanese. Me father was an asshole." Daxter said with a heavy Japanese accent. "Nawh, I'm not a Jap." Daxter said. "Riiiight……." Jak said, trying the chopsticks again, but once again failed.
"Jak, take the cruiser parked out side and deliver that package to Krew." Torn said. "And what about use?" Keito said crossing her arms over her chest. She raised an eyebrow. "What do you think? You're going with him." Torn said leaning over the table. "What if we don't want to, hmmm? I don't like that fat guy." Keito said also leaning over the table, till Torn and her were practically nose to nose. "That's an order." Torn snapped coldly. "I don't give a rats ass if it's an order. I take orders from no one." Keito growled bitterly.
"oooh…..silent stare down between an X-Krimzon Guard and a 349 year old teen…….demon…..whatever she is." Rayme said softly.
"Don't take that tone with me." Torn said acidly. "Don't tell me what to do. You don't own me." Keito replied in the same tone. "Uhh, Jak….wanna stop them? I'm afraid Torn over here's gonna kick her ass….." Daxter whispered to Jak. "I heard that you rat." Keito said snapping her gaze over to Jak's shoulder.
"Rayme, Keito. You both are coming with me." Jak said breaking the small silence. Keito pouted a bit and walked over to where Jak was. Rayme skipped happily over to Jak and flicked his forehead for no reason. "HA! I HIT YOU!" Rayme shouted looking extremely proud. Jak glared at Rayme, but did nothing, but headed for the door. Rayme followed, Keito followed shortly after doing the 'I'm watching you' thing from the movie, Meet The Parents.
Jak got on the cruiser and started it up. Keito and Rayme also got on. Instead of going, Jak sat there and thought. "I have something else to do first." he said getting off the cruiser. "Whaa?" "Just follow me." Jak said heading towards Vin.
"Hey Vin." Rayme said. "Hello there whatever your name is!" Vin said happily. "Oh Jak, mind going to the strip mine, I left this one really important device there." Vin said playing with his hands. "And what does this device do?" Jak asked. "Oh nothing…..but help keep the computers from crashing." Vin said. Jak sighed heavily. "Not exactly what I had in mind, but it's were I had to go anyway." Jak said walking over towards the portal. Rayme and Keito followed.
On the other side, Jak, Daxter, Rayme and Keito walked for a while until Metal Heads showed their ugly faces. Soon they were surrounded. "Keito…." Rayme said. "Rayme…." Keito said standing with her arms crossed. "Time to get all kung fu on their asses." they both said. "And I can try out my little experiment…. Heeheeheee." Keito said with a laugh. "That doesn't sound good….." Daxter said. Jak pulled out his Scatter Gun and began to shoot the Metal Heads.
Rayme cracked her fingers and Keito cracked her neck, which made a sickening loud crack. "Let's play." she said kicking the Metal Heads. A Metal Head jumped onto Rayme's back and she grabbed one of it's arms and flipped it along with her self, jamming her elbow into it's throat. "THAT'S MY MOVE!" Keito yelled launching her 'Flying Kick From Hell'.
"Now's my chance to see if my experiment is a success… Rayme, cover me!" Keito said. "Okie dokie smoky." Rayme said covering Keito's back. "I must call upon my sugar high powers!" Keito said closing her eyes, trying to summon her powers. Her purple hair ruffled a bit then she opened her eyes, jumped up and hit the ground. Nothing happened. "DAMNIT! IT DIDN'T WORK! NOW YOU ALL PAY!" Keito shouted, going crazy and started kicking, punching, doing whatever she could to kick the Metal Heads asses.
Some of the Metal Heads cornered Rayme by a pool of Dark Eco. "A LITTLE HELP PLEASE!!!" Rayme shouted. Once Keito heard Rayme, she darted over, but it was too late. A Metal Head lunged at Rayme and dragged her into the pool.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAYME!!!" Keito shouted ripping off a Metal Heads head. She knelt by the pool and stared into it. "KEITO!" Jak yelled grabbing her before she dove in to find her friend. "She's gone." Jak said shooting some Metal Heads.
Keito stood up stiffly, her dark red eyes cast down at the ground. Her face showed no emotion except hatred. Her gaze snapped onto the group of Metal Heads that started to surround the three. Her hair ruffled in the slight breeze, then launched out and started to attack the Metal Heads viciously.
"YOU KILLED MY FRIEND!!! YOU BASTARDS!!" she yelled getting close up and personal with the Metal Heads, ripping their heads off. "HOW DARE YOU KILL HER!! NOW YOU SHALL SUFFER MY DARK SIDE!!" Keito yelled kicking and punching the Metal Heads with great force.
After the Battle
Keito sat on the ground crying like mad over her friend. "WHY'D YOU HAVE TO GO?! IT'S NO FAIR! YOU AND I WERE SUPPOSED TO HELP JAK OUT TOGETHER!" Keito shouted. Daxter leapt from Jak's shoulder and hugged Keito's arm.
Jak walked over and put a hand on her shoulder. "I'm sorry." he said, kneeling down. Keito began to cry harder. "Hey, stop crying." Jak said, placing an arm around her shoulder. Keito fell forward and cried into Jak's shoulder. "Shhh….stop crying. You're alive, so don't give up now." Jak said hugging her lightly. "I don't know what to do….I feel so alone." Keito said softly into Jak's shoulder. "Come on. Let's get Vin's gadget and get out of this place. It's no place to be. Besides, I doubt Rayme would want to crying over her." Jak said with a slight smile. Keito looked up and nodded.
"Come on." Jak said getting up, holding out his hand. Keito hesitated then took it. Jak pulled her up, and Daxter leapt onto Keito's shoulder.
End
Inu65: well, that's it for this time.
Jak: yes. It's over.
Inu65: I'd hate to say this, but I'm afraid that I am now taking full credit for this story because CTC is not helping. We already talked about this and I was/am still pissed that she's not helping. I've been thinking this whole thing up. That's not why I killed her off either. We both agreed a long time ago when we first started this that she would be killed off.
Jak: ooh, too bad, so sad.
Daxter: passes out
Inu65: so anyway, please read and review!