Chapter 12: The Christmas Train
Later that evening...
"This is a pretty weird thing...," Caitlin muttered.
The Bad Hams stood in the middle of the street. The Hometown Christmas was an occasion where the town gathered on the main street of town and did different events.
"Ooh, there's tree decorating!" Stella glanced over at Becky and the four double agents. "Let's go do that."
The six girls walked away to go decorate a tree.
"...Let's go see what's around," Mike remarked to the other Bad Hams.
They nodded and began walking around. There was a buffet, and some of the Numbers and Roger stopped there. Mike perked up his ears as the rest of the Numbers walked on past him. He turned to his left to see...
"All aboard!" a portly man called from the front of a child's play train. Little children ran toward the train and got on. Mike displayed a malignant, wacked-out grin on his face and got in the last car on the train.
"Um...sir?" The portly man driving the child's play train walked to the side of the car Mike was in. "Er, this is for-"
Mike glared at him.
"Oh, yes, welcome aboard!" The portly man ran back to the front. He got in the front car and pressed the button to make it go. It began to go about five miles per hour.
"TOO FAST! TOO FAST!" Mike shouted in an annoying, high-pitched voice.
All of the little children turned around and stared at Mike. The portly man driving the play train slowed the train down to one mile per hour.
"STILL TOO FAST! TOO FAST! TOO FAST!" Mike could hardly keep himself from laughing as loudly as he was screaming in the annoying, high-pitched voice.
The Numbers caught sight of the train. They began laughing hard. The train began going around bends in the miniature track.
"WHEE!" Mike had a high look on his face and waved his paws in the air wildly. "WHEEEEE!!!"
The little children stared and stared only.
But then suddenly the train started going down a little hill and shaking! Mike stood up on the little train and started rocking it. "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!"
The little children started screaming and crying. "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE, MOMMY!!!"
Mike kept himself from laughing barely. "EVERYONE, JUMP!"
All of the little children stood up in their seats and jumped out onto the pavement of the road. Mike then began laughing at them as they fell on their fronts and began crying. The Numbers joined in the chorus. Even the girls decorating a Christmas tree laughed with their fellow Bad Hams.
"Aww, so mean, Mike!!!" Stella laughed.
The Christmas train then was chased by little kids trying to get back in as it went around a curve in the track and disappeared out of sight. A few minutes later, Mike came back with a shirt that said, "I survived the Christmas Train!"
"Oh my God, Mike!" Caitlin laughed. "Where did you get that?"
"Oh, this guy that also saw the Christmas train incident made it for me... It was so much fun!" Mike laughed.
"Mike, how many bottles of wine have you had this evening?" Natsu asked.
"Oh, I had a Riesling earlier and then six random bottles I found..."
"We can tell!" the girls giggled in unison.
A/N: ...Actually, the above event with the Christmas train actually happened to one of my friends. One of the things in this ficcy that have been taken out of my real life. XD