Co-authered by: DPobsessee she isitalics I'm normal.
Remember at the temple in Kilika, how the little kids said that the monks gave them candy when they studied and then later in a Jecht sphere it said that Auron was a warrior monk...HEEHEE....CAN YOU IMAGINE IT!?!?!? You idiot let's just get on with the story
Setting-camped out in the calm lands
"Hey, Yuna, do you want some candy" Auron asked
"Sir Auron, is somthing the matter?" Yuna asked
"YES, my jug is empty! Do you want some candy?" Auron asked turning to Rikku
Rikku gave him a wierd look. "No thanks. I don't think I'd want any if you're the one giving it to me. You could have done something to it."
"I promises I ain't done nothin' to it Guess what?" Auron said turning to Lulu.
"What, Auron?"
"Oui ryja pek zikc" (You have big jugs)
"AURON!" Rikku yelled.
"What" Auron said trying to sound innocent.
"What did he say?" Lulu asked
Rikku went over and whispered in Lulu's ear, "He said you have big jugs"
Lulu leaned over and slapped Auron.
"What was that for?"
Tidus and Wakka walked back into camp after getting more firewood.
"Do you want any candy" Auron asked the two
"Auron, what's wrong?"
"His jug is empty" Rikku said
"Don't use that word." Lulu said.
"What was in the jug" Tidus asked
Lulu stood up and walked over to Tidus SMACK
"So what was in the ju-bottle, ya"
"Moonshine, Jecht taught me how to make it reeeeeeeeeeeeeally strong"
"Yea, that sounds like something my old man would do."
Auron fell over and landed on Yuna causeing her to let out a high pitched squeal.
"Sorry, Yuna" Auron said in a sing-song voice "Since nobody wanted any candy it's all mine" Auron said then started to sing in Al-bhed
Rikku sighed. "Not this song." She looked around at the others. "I won't translate for you, 'cause you don't want to know."
"Uhm...Auron I want candy" Tidus whined
"Lulu, I think you hit him too hard." Yuna said.
"Ya" (Bet you can't guess who said that)
Auron started to sing even louder.
Lulu gave an exasperated sigh. "Auron, go to bed."
"But I don't wanna!" Tidus whined
"That's it the hard way then" Lulu said as she put them to sleep
Tidus conked over backwards narrowly missing the fire, and Auron fell over on to Yuna again.
"Not again, no more of whats ever in that bottle for Auron"
The next morning
Auron woke up not remembering the night before, or why his jug was empty, or why his face hurt, or why they kept asking for candy.
'Why the HELL do they keep asking me for candy then laughing.' Auron wondered.
He walked over to where the rest of them were sitting. "Lulu, why is my jug empty?" SMACK
The End
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