Note: This during a Quidditch match and Draco isn't on a team yet because their only in first year. It is to the tune of 'Kiss the girl' from the little mermaid.

Draco: There I see him, flying round on his broom.

Snape: Boy I wanna push him too, he's so like his father.

Draco and Snape together: He'd go falling down then he'd hit the ground

Draco: I wanna, kick Harry

Snape: Yes, I agree

Draco: Look at him at you know you do

Quirell: Possible I want to, too. (In a determined voice) I'm going to do it.

Snape: What?

Quirell: It only takes a word, a few single words, I gonna

Snape: Quirell?

Quirell: Kill Harry

Snape: Damn it, I would so like to let him.

(Quirell stares at Harry and utters his curse, while Snape gazes in horror yes I said horror)

Quirell: Sha la la la la la, my oh my, look that boy can fly, still gonna kill him though

Snape: Sha la la la la la, ain't that sad, ain't it a shame, too bad, (Grudgingly) I'm gonna save him now

Quirell: What? You hate him!!!

Snape: Unfortunately I have a dept to repay

Draco: Dept Shmept, let him die, it will be fun

Snape: I am sorry, but I have to exercise a remote feeling of loyalty and remorse, my doctor has instructed that all this sulking is not good for my health.

(Quirell notices Harry almost falling off and continues)

Quirell: (Smugly) Now's my moment. I am gonna make him swoon (off side) permanently

Snape: Guess I'd better help him soon, but I'd like to just gloat now

Draco: If you are gonna help him you better hurry up

Snape: Oh yea, I'll just say my words, my counter curse words, (to Quirell in a ha ha you suck! way) I'm going to beat you.

(Hermione notices Snape muttering and runs off to make her way to him)

Hermione: (to herself) Sha la la la la la, don't be scared you got the spell prepared, I'm gonna save Harry

Snape: (also to himself these people are all insane) Sha la la la la la, don't stop now, What's that burning…Ow

Hermione: (to herself again with the insanity) Oh good I've saved Harry, Maybe he'll start to notice I fancy him now. Oh well, always hopeful.

Quirell: that stupid girl broke my eye contact, Harry's still alive

Snape: He's alive!!! (Start's doing a little victory dance) Oh yea, uhuh, oh yea, uhuh. Beat you.

Quirell: Humph (walks off in a huff)

Hermione: Oh good I've saved Harry, Oh good I've saved Harry, Oh good I've saved Harry, Oh good I've…

Ron: We get the picture just shut up and STOP singing.

Hermione: Oh sut up Ron you will be singing soon enough, it's very infectious

Ron: Never in a million years

Writer: We shall see!

(Ron looks very worried)

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