Note: this is to the tune of bare necessities
Hermione: (to herself in a potions class) Look for the perfect guy in life,
I'm sure his name is Harry,
but he don't see me staring in his eyes.
I mean I feel I love him so
But how do I just let him know
I need to be a great girl in his eyes
(Ron notices Hermione acting strange and starts whispering to Harry)
Ron: Just watch her eyes wander
Just watch her eyes roam
It just isn't like her I think she knows
Harry: The only thing she knows is we look gay in these black robes
She's no idea you're crazy for her, so stop acting so out of order
Hermione: A girl's necessities: to look pretty and smile sweetly
Shame my hairs a crazy freak of life