Note: This is to a whole new world. It is happening right at the end when Voldemort is trying to get the stone off Harry. If you like it tell me, if you don't tell me. If you have comments tell me. That is what this sites has reviews for. If I am not in please leave a message after the beep.

He who must not be named: Join me Harry, and give me the stone.

Harry: (singing) You could show me the world

He who must not be named: That's right Harry

Harry: But it wouldn't be splendid

He who must not be… oh what the hell, Voldemort: What?

Harry: Tell me dark one, now when did you last let someone survive?

Voldemort: Dark one? Well I never really let anyone…. Why are you singing?

Harry: I know you won't realise

Voldemort: (Angry Shriek) realise what?!?!

Quirrell: That possessing people's a blunder

Voldemort: now you've got my servant singing potter. I am very angry.

Harry: If you stopped you'd discover that life can be such a ride

Voldemort: Why do you think I want immortality?

Harry: A whole new world

Lord Voldemort: Good god

Harry: A new fantastic point of view

Lord Voldemort: Hey the writer's started calling me Lord

The writer: Don't worry I'll stop

Harry: Where everyone's not you're foe, don't you wish it so

Voldemort: Wait don't stop calling me Lord

The Writer: Mwa ha ha ha ha ha (evil laugh)

Harry: Or was I only dreaming

Voldemort: You were dreaming I went good?

Harry: A little

Voldemort: Tough Luck Pal!!!

Harry: I'll just keep singing then

Voldemort: NO!!!

Harry: A whole new world, a dazzling place you never knew

Voldemort: You know I don't really care I like it here

Harry: Coz when you shed their blood

Voldemort: Oh Yea that's fun

Harry: You're quite a sod!!!

Voldemort: That was out of line!!!

Harry: Hey I'm brave

Voldemort: Or you have a death wish

Harry: Come let me make, a whole new world for you

Voldemort: This is intolerable

Quirell: Can I sing now master?

Voldemort: NO!!!

Harry: You have unbelievable sins

Voldemort: But it's an indescribable feeling (snaps out of a trance) look what you are doing to me?

Harry: You're out to kill me and then you ask me if I'd join your side

Voldemort: I regret that now

Harry: A whole new world

Voldemort: (at Quirell who opened his mouth to sing) Don't you dare sing a word

Harry: You killed so many, can't you see?

Voldemort: Hold your breath! I'll feel better

Quirrell: But master, you are singing!

Voldemort: Shut up, you stupid twit, you're such a nit

Harry: why are you always nasty

Quirrell: A whole new world

(Dumbledor bursts in)

Dumbledor: Well this is a surprise

Harry: Sir, could you come back later? If possible, because I'm going for this tragic hero thing, and it looks better if I beat Voldemort by myself and then nearly die. So could you work with me here.

Voldemort: Who say's you're going to win big head?

Harry: I says, just have a little faith.

Dumbledor: Ok see you in a moment then

Harry: Where were we?

Voldemort: We were finished. Yep. Finished, I'm not lying, honest.

Harry: No we were about, You should have other things to do

Voldemort: I'm not singing any more and neither will you Quirrell

Quirrell: Every moment gets better

Voldemort: No matter where you go, no matter where you run, no matter where you hide, I'll chase you anywhere, you drive me spare, just let me share, a great green curse with you.

Harry: A whole new friend

Quirrell: A whole new friend

Harry: That's what you'd be

Quirrell: What you would be

Harry: If I joined you

Quirrell: What should he do?

Harry: Should I join you?

(Harry stops to think)

Harry: I will never join you

Voldemort: After that sissy performance I don't want you anyway

Harry; Well fine

Voldemort: Fine

Harry: Let's fight.