Stupidity, Chocolate cake and Bomb shelters
YEHEY!!! Some people actually reviewed for this story!! Anyway… thank you for the reviews!! Oh, by the way it's weird because we are 5 people writing the story (notice the "we" in the last chapters)…and well…. it kind of gets "crazy". If you know what I mean. Oh, and Sunny and Klaus will come out in later chapters…actually Klaus is in this chapter already. I (the one typing) AM ALSO VERY SORRY FOR THE ACTIONS!!! I actually put the ( ) stuffs but there seems to be something
wrong….anyway I will try to fix it.
Disclaimer: Again we will say this, actually it is pretty obvious we don't own ASOUE
Chapter3---"Lovers Quarrel"
Isadora: KLAUS! WHERE ARE YOU!!!!! ( searches for Klaus ) oh, I know. ( pours hot water on Quigley ) ( Quigley transforms into Klaus ) KLAUS!!!!!!!!!! ( hugs Klaus )
Klaus: OH NO!!!!!!!!!!
Isadora: KLAUS!!!!!!!!! ( kisses Klaus ) Now me and Fiona are even!!
Klaus: AHHH!!!!! ( mutters ) well….at least your not evil and went with count Olaf…..
Isadora: YAY!!! KLAUS LIKES ME BETTER THAN FIONA!!!!! ( KISSES KLAUS AGAIN )
Klaus: I DID NOT SAY ANYTHING!!!!!!!!
Isadora: (sniff) WAHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Klaus: uhmm……errr…don't cry…
Isadora: WAHHH!!!! (runs out of the room) (sniff) (voice fades away)
Klaus: come on….
Isadora: WAHHH!!! ( slaps Klaus on the face and goes into room and slams the door…on Klaus' face )
Klaus: OWWW!!! ARGH!! Hmph…( sits on floor arms crossed and back on Isadoras door )
Isadora: ( Slowly opens door and slowly walks to get a glass of cold water )
Klaus: ISADORA!! WAIT!!
Isadora: (pours cold water on Klaus' face)
Klaus: ( turns into Quigley) ( pours hot water on self ) ISADORA!!! COME ON!!
Isadora: (closes door on Klaus)
Chloris: (walks over to Klaus) So…..you turn to Klaus or Quigley when hot water is poured on you?
Klaus: erm…yeah
Chloris: but originally??
Klaus: dunno
Chloris: ohhhh….so how'd ya turn to Klaus??
Hot water Klaus
Cold water Quigley?
Klaus: Kinda (pours cold water on self)
Chloris: So.. your Quigley now?
Violet: DON'T BOTHER ME!! EATING CAKE!!! ON MASSIVE PROPORTIONS!! ANGER ME AND I SHALL EXPLODE IN ALL WAYS KNOWN TO MAN!!!!!!!
Chloris: WHAT!! AND YOUR NOT SHARING!!!
Violet: NO……
Chloris: QUIGLEY!! Pay up so that I can buy my own HUGER THAN VIOLETS cake!!
Quigley: err….(pours hot water on self)
Chloris: (Chucks Quigley/Klaus into cold river) PAY UP!!
Quigley: WAHHH!!! HELP!! VIOLET!!!
Violet: ( munch )
Quigley: ( stares in awe )
Chloris: JUST PAY UP!!
Quigley: hmph!! FINE!! ( pays Chloris ) ( slaps Chloris with a wad of bills )
Chloris: ( slaps Quigley with a bunch of receipts ) Thank you!! ( skips off to the chocolate shop )
Violet: ( munch )
Chloris: ( munch )
Quigley: ( pours hot water on self )phew…
Chloris:…Ish bab Ishabora I see..(is that Isadora I see?)
Klaus: She's in the other room….
Chloris: ( eyes Isadora look alike tear a couple of Klaus pictures before running away ) if you say so..
Klaus: ACK!! My heart missed a couple of beats…..(cough cough) (twitch twitch)
Chloris: ( pours cold water over Klaus ) Cheer up!! I can help you make ( AHEM ) letter to Isadora proclaiming your undying love…what about my thrice removed cousin?? ( gestures to Violet )
Violet: ( flush….) "ONE CHOCOLATE CAKE PLEASE!!" ( says to baker )
Chloris: ( munches her cake happily ) bo? Beed belp? ( Need help? )
Quigley: hmm….I wanna get married to Violet & my counterpart wants to get married to my sis or Fiona..
Chloris: Not Isadora..?? ( Isadora's eye twitches )
Quigley: dunno…
Chloris: (laughs ) safe answer…( glomps more cake )
Sunny: I AM SUNNY!!!Klaus: hmm??
Chloris: Sunny!!!! ( smoothes Sunny's hair happily )
Violet: WORD OF WARNING DON'T TOUCH MY CAKE!
Sunny: ( Bites Chloris's hand )
Chloris: ( lowers hand with Sunny into the river effectively drowning her )
Sunny: ( fly's and bites Chloris' head off )
Klaus: err..Sunny …stop biting people..
Violet: ……
Klaus: hehe
Sunny: ( bites Klaus )Klaus: (pours cold water on self )
Quigley: AHHHH!!!!!! ( drops Sunny into the lake )Chloris: ( eyes widen ) Uh-oh ( runs to bomb shelter )
Quigley: ( follows Chloris to bomb shelter )
Chloris: Hurry or I'll lock you out!!
Violet: You got cake in there??
Chloris: (nods )
Violet: ( goes in, runs through door effectively making a hole) CAKE!!!! What kind of bomb shelter has a hole on the door??
Quigley: Phew… we made it
Sunny: knock knock and Quigley is saying yes? Then…BOOM!!!
Quigley: What the—I DIDN'T ANSWER THE DOOR THAT'S STUPIDITY!!!!!!!!
Chloris: ( firmly straps titanium armor )
Violet: It's stupidity…
Chloris: mumbles….stupidity..
Quigley: EVERYBODY PUT ARMOR!!!!QUICK!!
Sunny: ( goes inside in ghost version BOOM )
Quigley: THERE'S NO SUCH THING!!!!!!!! ACT LIKE THE REAL SUNNY!!
Hmm….okay!! That's our third chapter!!! This chapters more…full of…pain, than humor. But it's okay oh and for you guys wondering….I TOLD YOU THERE'S A BIT
OF RANMA IN THIS FANFIC!!! ANYWAY AGAIN REVIEWS PLEASE!!!!!!!!
And the nxt chapter coming up is!! Chapter 4 ----" IMPOSTORS!!!" so do you wanna know who the impostors are?? Then watch out for the next chapter!!! hehehe