Once upon a time there were two lovely purple fluffy cows. Their names just happened to be Eponine and Cosette. They lived on the same farm together. They absolutely loved to frolic through the meadow with lovely dandelions. Yet Eponine had a little problem. She had a big spot on the side of her chubby belly. This spot was a genetic rash given to her by her unpronounceable named parents. She felt so inferior to Cosette and was thankful that she was still here with her and not on the dinner plate of some wealthy Californians.
While Eponine and Cosette frolicked through the meadows of France, they came upon a magical field of grass. This grass was unlike any other grass in the world. It was fresh and young, possibly like a young cow that they remember seeing all the time at milking. This grass was greener and taller than any grass. Eponine and Cosette did not see but, there was a nametag on the grass. The name on the nametag was Marius. But back to the grass, oh that beautiful grass. Eponine and Cosette went back to the magical mystical grass everyday. They fell in love with it. But one day when Eponine went to the grass without Cosette, the grass talked to her. It said that the pinkness of her belly did not compliment the greenish tint in the grass. It also said that the pure purple color of Cosette undoubtedly complimented the green of his grass. She was so devastated.
A couple days later, Eponine and Cosette walked to the grass. Eponine did not want to tell Cosette that she wasn't liked by the grass, but she didn't want to tell her because then, Cosette would brag and Eponine would not like it and then Cosette would kill Eponine and then eat her for dinner and then she would get killed by the magical mystical grass, and he would not like that because she would fall on the ground, pink side up and then the grass would get even more mad and she doesn't want him to get mad at her. So they went to the grass, and Cosette flirted with this grass. That angered Eponine. She wanted the grass to love her. It then Eponine gets mad at Cosette and goes away. Cosette and the grass were then married, had some green colored fluffy cow babies and then they lived happily ever after. As for Eponine, she went back to the farm and unexpectedly was killed by the farmer and was produced into steaks which were very tasty. THE END.