CHAPTER 3:
Hehehe, I guess no one actually reads the author notes at the end! So since no one guessed what the noise was, no one gets the clue evil grin (for an insight to what I'm talking about, look at the bottom author's note of the last chappy)
So here's the next chapter and you might just wanna read the author's note this time!
Breakfast that morning was a quiet affair; the two older Dursleys keeping their mouths wisely shut, the younger Dursley concentrating on his food (A/N: Hope he doesn't hurt himself concentrating…), the faculty of Hogwarts behaving quite normally and Harry still in severe shock at what he'd witnessed in the morning;
After a rather loud and, in his opinion, rude grunt as an awakening, Harry had rushed over to see what had caused the noise only to find a rather nasty sight in the form of his cousin! And not just his cousin either; a … well lets just say constipated cousin…
Trying his hardest to get that picture out of his head, Harry decided to go flying and, quite abruptly, stood up and walked straight out of the Hall without so much as a word to anyone.
Unbeknownst to him, Dumbledore had persuaded the Dursleys to follow, to see the sort of life he led.
Grabbing his Firebolt, he eagerly ran down to the pitch and immediately mounted. After doing quite a few laps of the pitch, Harry decided to have some fun on the broom and started doing some loops and dives, similar to the ones he'd done in his second year though this time he didn't have a mad bludger chasing after him!
Soon getting bored of doing just that, Harry decided to try his highest ever Wronski Feint and began to push his broom higher and higher, past what he was sure was the limit of the broom, till he was at least over a hundred feet off the ground. Once he was satisfied with the height of his broom, he looked around for a couple of seconds to enjoy the scenery then quite suddenly, turned his broom and started hurtling towards the earth! Gaining speed with every second, Harry was having so much fun that he didn't hear the numerous screams and shrieks, when he was getting so close to the earth that most people would crash, he suddenly swerved the broom up again and after a few more laps of the pitch, dismounted only to find a whole lot of faces staring right back at him.
A few of the faces that stood out most for him was Remus'; filled with pride, Dumbledore's; filled with amusement and shockingly of all, Aunt Petunia's which was filled with… at this Harry was sure he was reading the emotion wrong; concern. But his doubts vanished when she suddenly rushed over and pulled him into such a tight hug it might've been able to rival Mrs. Weasley's!
"Harry James Potter!" she yelled when she was done hugging him, "Don't you dare scare us like that EVER AGAIN!!! You could've died for goodness' sake!!!! You may be some reckless abnormal fool but you still are my nephew!"
By now, Harry normally would've had some reply ready but was too in shock at his Aunt's behaviour to do anything but gape at her. All he could think of was 'Dumbledore must've had a talk with them…'
A/N: Yes I realise this was an abnormally short chapter, even for me, but I couldn't really think of much else to put in that chapter without ruining it!
To answer Emma's question, yes I did include something about Diddy Dinkydums going toilet!!!
As a small clue for everyone, there are going to be some visitors in the next chapter!
Anyone who guesses who they are and what their business at Hogwarts may be will (yes, once again, I'm feeling generous) get a clue to any story of mine they pick!
So review and try and guess the visitors!