Parry Hotter and Ilana's Friggin' Huge Pen
Parry Hotter was not a normal boy. First off, he was a hermaphrodite. Second, he liked pumpkins. Third, his pet owl, Headcase was impregnated in a bar by a penguin that thought it was a duck.
Parry and his two best friends and one mortal enemy went to Hogfarts' School of Witchcraft and Oversized Writing Utensils.
Recently, a wizard had escaped from the wizard prison, Bedpan. His name was Serious Wacko. He was actually Parry's father's best friend. Parry's parents had died in an unfortunate shmelting accident. Serious was also Parry's godfather. Parry didn't know this and tried to kill him.
"Parry, please don't kill me. I'm your godfather." Serious pleaded.
"Okay." Said Parry, too stupid to realize that he was believing a convicted felon. Being it that he was on school grounds (but, coincidentally, no one noticed that Parry was talking to a convicted murderer), and that it was Friggin' Huge Pen day, Ilana threw her friggin' huge pen at Parry.
Parry went to his Oversized Paintbrush class, with his teacher, Professor Snake. Parry thought Professor Snake hated him because he always made fun of Parry. But, as we all know, if a boy teases you, it means he likes you. Parry often woke up with a sore butt. Professor Snake didn't realize that Parry had a vagina,
Later, Parry went to his room to have passionate monkey sex with the pen. Being his genitalia was as it was, he did it 8 ways. Professor Snake helped. So did Serious. After Parry was done, Professors Snake, McGiraffe, and Serious had a heavily erotic, ferret-like 3-way. Parry, Don, Vagina, Beery and Day-Glo has an incestuous 5-way. The End.