Parry Hotter and YOUR MOM!!!!
Parry Hotter was not a normal boy. First off, he was a hermaphrodite. Second, he liked pumpkins. Third, his pet owl, Headcase, was impregnated in a bar by a penguin that thought it was a duck.
One day, Parry was feeling particularly masculine. He had stayed up all night, listening to the song, "Stacy's Mom" and getting a serious hard-on. He decided to go bang someone's mom.
He went to Don's room. "Don," he cried, knocking on the door, "are you a mom?"
"I don't want to ride the pony." Don replied.
Next, Parry went to Vagina's room. He opened the door without knocking, and saw her having sex with a stuffed bunny. He went blind.
For the next half-hour, he walked around blindly. Every time he walked into something, he asked if it was a mom. Finally, he ran into Your Mom, who replied that, yes, she was a mom. They banged. Harry became un-blind and realized that YOUR MOM LOOKS LIKE A GORILLA. So he ran away.
The end.