I thought I'd at least do some short one shots to make you people laugh until I'm back to the writing world.

Oh yeah: Disclaimer: I don't own inu.

What really goes on in Inuyasha's mind:

Kikyo

Kikyo

Burn in Hell Bitch!

You're a bad kisser anyway!!!

Kagome

Bend over.

It's fun when she gets on my back.

She squeals.

What!?

Why do you think I always make her get on my back?

Besides that fact that she can't run.

Miroku better not peek in on the girls without me.

Not that I want to look.

Cough

I'm gonna go watch Kagome sleep now