The words that claim that you do not own something you are writing about: I do not own Hamtaro. Yeah that was the disclaimer....
Okay, this will be the last chapter I will do in a while, so....
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It was utter chaos in the building of the important people, as of the prezz had woken up.
If three had known not to speak of hamtaro, none of this would have happened. But he was obsessed with it, as of the other ones. They couldn't get over an obsession. So.....
"Is he conscious?" said #3, "he better not be."
The Important people had knocked him out, foolish as they were. Although it wasn't too much of a good idea....
"Back to Hamtaro!"
"Bijou likes Hamtaro a lot, while Hamtaro seems to have no idea whatsoever on what Bijou has for him." said#1, "So how come a lot of people say they should become a couple?" "Well, I really don't know." says #3.
all tries to imagine what would happen
:: Bijou and Hamtaro are sitting at acorn Mt.::
Bijou: This eez really romantic!
Hamtaro: a waa?
Bijou: -.-;;;
Da Ham Man: Whatever.
Bijou: um...blush Hamtaro... Zoo you...like...me...?
Haminator: Of course! I like everyone!
Bijou: no... I mean like...Like-like me?
Hamstar: Of course! To everyone! (A/N: uhoh, he's gay.)
Bijou: I mean like love....
Mr. Orange: I love EVERYONE!!!(A/N: Gay idiot....)
Bijou-.-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
end imagining
"That wouldn't work out so well" said #3.
after some coffee and getting hyper....
"Have you ever wondered why or how..." #3 started saying, "Their owners, some of their owners are really old, and they own hamsters. (A/N: I know this is a crappy topic, but it comes in handy later.)So why would they own hamsters?" "Well," #2 said, "Nobody is ever too old to own a hamster."
Suddenly, the president woke up/became conscious. "You guys are still talking about ham baro?" the prezz grumbled. "It's Hamtaro." #3 mumbled, "don't you hate hamsters..."
Suddenly....
"HATE HAMSTERS!?!?!?!?!? WHY WOULD HE?!?!?!"
"Bobby?" said da prezz.
"I'm Bob! Jr! What's this talk about you hating hamsters, owner!?"
Everyone turned to see a small looking hamster that's black and white enter the room with a crash, "But I am YOUR ham! You can't hate our kind!"
"..." The prezz gulped.
"Now I will eat you!"
The prezz mumbled, "This is how I lost my wife...."
"YUMMY YUMMY!!!!" Bob Jr. said as...he....ate...the...president...
#2,"Well I tell you, nobody is too young to have a hamster...."
"Yep!" said Bob Jr.
"Anyone notice that that hamster is talking?" said #3.
#2, 3, 1, 5 and the co prezz which is now the prezz, run away screaming.
Bob Jr. walks home.
"IIII ammmmmmm frommm goateeeee laaaand! Everyone's from goatee land!(A/n; that means YOU extreme carebear lover!)" Said #4....
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And so, everything went well from that, the new President remade the company, into the Hamtaro discussing club. #3 became the new co-president, as of he should. A lot of new people joined this club as of this subject Hamtaro was fun to discuss.
#5, the new #3, made a funeral for the old prezz, and #4 went to a psychologist.
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As of (A/N: I got to stop saying as of.) a fine day in San Francisco, this new company was born.
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Wow! This didn't suck!
Alright, here are my replies to reviews:
Extreme-Carebear-Lover: Sorry if this chapter offended you....
Yayfulness: I couldn't send THE ham hams to the story, but I hope this will do.
Happy ham: I don't get it. Is there like a happy hamster reviewing agency, or what? No matter which Hamtaro story there is, there's always a happy ham reviewing it. Why don't you make an account and yeah?
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Anyways, sorry for bad grammar or anything, I'm starting on my next fic.
Cya!
KPROCK