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Bridget Jones: Head over heels, chapter 2

Saturday 18th December

Weight 128lbs. (must keep up these shagathons), alcohol units 0(but just woke up – am still shag-drunk anyway) calories500 (bad – considering have just woke up and ate Advent calendar which Mark bought me and 3 biscuits with cup of Tea) Christmas cards sent 20(Excellent) (bad) gifts bought 5 (excellent – must face late shopping crowds today to get Magda's kids stuff – just hope my legs are up to it!) days till xmas 7

10am

Wow!

Wow wow wow wow wow! Meal at la Jardin was delicious, in the Cab back to mark's, Mark got all horny and…Mmmmmm! He was untamed beast, for as soon as we were through front door, he kissed my neck, my face, my shoulders, everywhere…Ended up Shagging our brains out in various rooms all night! Delicious animal of a man…

10.01am

Mmmmmm… do wish he would wake up now… perhaps could think of sexy way to wake him up…perhaps could kiss him all over…or maybe will just try to wake him with thought vibes.

10.03am

Mr Darcy is STILL asleep…am going in shower.

10.34am

Am out of shower, shops open in 26 minutes and Mr Darcy is still asleep.

10.36am

Mr Darcy is snoring! May have to jump on him to cause small earthquake and wake him…

10.46am

Have had enough! Mark has somehow managed to sleep through the phone ringing – was mum "Darling, do you and Mark meet me and Daddy in John Lewis for some tea at 11.30". MUST wake Mark now…Will crawl onto bed and snuggle up to him, and if that doesn't work will tickle him.

11.10am

Bugger!! Had fallen asleep and was awoken by Mark:

"Bridget your mother just called and said can we meet them any earlier? Where are we meeting them?"

"Oh shit! Mark! We have to be in the city by 11.30 I said we'd meet my mum and dad for tea in John Lewis, I meant to wake you, but I must have nodded off, bollocks!!"

"Come on darling, get dressed, I'll get the car." Mark said as he kissed me gently and patted my bum. Oh, do wish didn't have to shop as would much rather stay in bed with gorgeous boyfriend all day!

11.40am

Am in car, Mark and I are frantically searching for a parking space – why on earth did I leave Xmas shopping so late! At least have got most important gifts: Shazzer, Tom, Jude, Mark and Magda. Must get something for Constance, Harry and the baby.

Oh God, am so late to meet Mum….

3.22pm

Oh GOD! Am dead – feet are numb and arms are aching from stupid shopping, both Mark and I were loaded up like pack horses. Am mentioning nothing of Tea with Mum as first thing she said when met her was 'Bridget don't keep your phone in your jean pocket darling – it makes your hips look fat.'….Grrrrr!

Bah…..Need to sleep….longing for bed. But MUST wrap these gifts… well maybe just five minutes of snuggling with Mark on the Sofa then we can both wrap the kids' stuff.

4pm

Still snuggling…..really must move soon.

4.15pm

Ok have managed to pull Mark off sofa, but just fell over and ended up having super snogging session on rug, but eventually got wrapping paper out, with scissors, sellotape and Parcel String. Ignoring very naughty Suggestions from mark about wrapping me up with that string and doing all manner of things to me, managed to silence him by saying maybe later if he behaved, and ordered him to wrap gifts with me.

5pm

Have finished all wrapping and Mark is cooking, really is genius at everything that man. I love him dearly. Hope he likes his present; I got him a Newcastle United Shirt and some CDs of his favourite band – which is surprisingly, the Beatles.

7.30pm

Mmmmmm… Mark made gorgeous spaghetti carbonara… after dinner we sat on sofa talking, love doing that. Any way, are about to watch I, Robot, which Mark bought today.

8pm

Will Smith is very attractive isn't he? Tut, must stop thinking such thoughts Bridget, you have super hot lawyer boyfriend on sofa with you.

8.04pm

Super hot lawyer boyfriend who is now kissing neck… yum...

10pm

Must say that not much of the film was watched, I think there was a robot in it. The box says that Alan Tudyk was in it, as the voice of the robot. I think Alan Tudyk is in that show that Tom likes to watch…Firefly. Anyway, Mark and I are going to bed now. Whether we actually sleep or not is another question…really would like another go.