I Saw Robin Kissing Santa Claus
Sung by Cyborg
I saw Robin kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
He didn't see me creep
Into the room to have a peep.
He thought that I was inside my bedroom fast asleep.
Then I saw Robin tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white.
There must be some mistake;
Was I really awake?
I rubbed my eyes and moved in close, a better look to take.
Then I saw Robin hugging Santa Claus.
He took his hand and pulled him to the couch.
Have I really awoke?
Is this some kind of a joke?
Then Robin moved across the room to pour them both some coke.
Then I saw Robin fondle Santa Claus,
And on his ear he nibbled now and then.
I crawled across the floor,
I hid behind the door,
I left it open just a crack so I could see some more.
Then I saw Robin undress Santa Claus.
They quickly threw their clothes on our big chair.
Well, much to my surprise,
I couldn't believe my eyes!
It wasn't Santa after all but Starfire in disguise,
When I saw Robin kissing Santa Claus
Underneath to mistletoe last night.
Oh what I laugh it would have been,
If I had REALLY seen,
Robin kissing Santa Claus last night!!!
Robin: That was NOT funny!
Starfire: I would not kiss friend, Robin! For we are just friends!
Robin: Y, yeah! Just f, friends!
Raven: Whatever.
Cyborg: Hey, I was only singin' the song that Beast boy gave me!
Raven: That explains a lot.