This is just some skits between Voldemort and his son if he had one.
SON: Daddy –
VOLDEMORT: Not now, son, I'm plotting.
SON: Daddy –
VOLDEMORT: NOT NOW, SON!
SON: Dumbledore's standing behind you.
VOLDEMOT: Now, son, welcome to your first killing lesson. Now, be sure to think MURDEROUS thoughts. The incantation is 'Avada Kedavra.' You're only a beginner, so start on me.
SON: AVADA KEDAVRA! Dad? Dad…Daddy?
SON: It's my first day at school!
VOLDEMORT (to his wife): You signed him up for school? Why don't you just fry me up now and serve me with chips?
SON: Awww, Dad.
VOLDEMORT: OK..but only because your mother wants me too!
I will update soon is "Voldemort, Your Almost-Average Teenager."