Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
Sung by Beastboy
Driving
through the snow, on the Gotham City road,
Batman and Robin sat
there, wishing it hadn't snowed.
Window screen wipers moving,
headlights shining bright,
Batman turns to Robin and says "We're
in for a very long night!"
Oh!
Jingle
bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg!
The Batmobile lost a
wheel and the Joker got away.
Oh!
Jingle
bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg!
The Batmobile lost a
wheel and the Joker got away.
As
they turned a corner, the car began to slide
Down the ice then
crashed, Batman says "What a ride!"
When they got out the car,
they walked down the narrow path
Robin sniffed the air and said
"Batman, you really need a bath!"
Oh!
Jingle
bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg!
The Batmobile lost a
wheel and the Joker got away.
Oh!
Jingle
bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg!
The Batmobile lost a
wheel and the Joker got away.
They
find the Joker's hideout, an old empty warehouse
They snuck in
quietly as a mouse
Robin suddenly sneezed, by Batman he was
shushed
A voice shouted "Now!" and they were now ambushed
Oh!
Jingle
bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg!
The Batmobile lost a
wheel and the Joker got away.
Oh!
Jingle
bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg!
The Batmobile lost a
wheel and the Joker got away.
They woke up tied to a chair, with
laughter ringing in their ear
It was The Joker who said "Glad
you could make it here!"
He made off with all the loot, his
goons locked our heroes in a vault
Batman turns to Robin and
shouts "You know this is all your fault!"
Oh!
Jingle
bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg!
The Batmobile lost a
wheel and the Joker got away.
Oh!
Jingle
bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg!
The Batmobile lost a
wheel and the Joker got away.
Robin: Right, that's it! All those in favour of getting even with Beastboy, say aye!
Cyborg: Aye!
Raven: Aye!
Starfire: I what?
Robin: Just say yes.
Starfire: Yes!
Cyborg: Just one question.
Robin: What?
Cyborg: Do warehouses have vaults?