Raven Was Eating The Christmas Tree
Sung by Starfire and featuring Cyborg and Trigon
Twas the night before Christmas, I was lying in bed
With visions of Robin inside of my head!
He took my hand and we began to fly
And we started dancing in the starlit sky
I heard the door banging and the sound of feet
I went into the living room and what did I see?
It was Raven of course with her back to me
She's doing something strange to the Christmas tree!
Raven was eating the Christmas tree
The Christmas tree, the Christmas tree
Raven was eating the Christmas tree
Cyborg
She's as crazy as can be!
Starfire
Raven turned round and looked at me
Out of her mouth was our Christmas tree
Something was wrong about her eyes
They started to glow like a neon red light
It wasn't the Raven that we all know
As she smiled her teeth started to grow
Cyborg
A whole plate of waffles she haven't touched
What's wrong with you Raven?! Have you gone nuts?!
Starfire
Raven was eating the Christmas tree
The Christmas tree, the Christmas tree
Raven was eating the Christmas tree
Cyborg
She's as crazy as can be!
Starfire
She said...
Trigon's voice
I AM NOT RAVEN!!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!
MY NAME'S TRIGON, IT'S WHAT I DO!!!
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT?!
IT STARTED WITH RAVEN'S BODY WHICH I TRIED TO GET OUT!!!
BUT INSTEAD I TOOK CONTROL WHICH IS JUST FINE!!!
NOW I CAN WREAK HAVOC UPON MANKIND!!!
BUT FIRST I MUST DISPOSE OF THE CHRISTMAS TREES!!!
I'M GOING TO EAT ALL THE CHRISTMAS TREES!!!
Starfire
Raven was eating the Christmas tree
The Christmas tree, the Christmas tree
Raven was eating the Christmas tree
Cyborg
She's as crazy as can be!
Starfire
I attacked, but she used the Azarath spell
My energy balls hit me and down I fell
I pulled out a box somewhere I don't know
On top of it was a big red bow
She stopped attacking and opened it up...
Cyborg
And grabbed from inside a big cream pie!
She opened her mouth and took a big bite
Starfire
I suddenly woke up it was morning light.
I'm glad to be rid of that nightmare dream
I went into the living room and what did I see?
A whole lot of presents beneath the tree
On top was one with a red bow just for....it was for me!
(Starfire quickly opens the present. It turns out to be a cream pie)
Starfire: Oh no, this is still a dream!
Starfire
Raven was eating the Christmas tree
The Christmas tree, the Christmas tree
Raven was eating the Christmas tree
Cyborg
She's as crazy as can be!
Trigon's voice: SURRENDER YOUR TREES!!!
Starfire
Raven was eating the Christmas tree
The Christmas tree, the Christmas tree
Raven was eating the Christmas tree
Cyborg
She's as crazy as can be!
Trigon's voice: I FOUND ANOTHER ONE!!!
Starfire: Stop this madness!
Starfire
Raven was eating the Christmas tree
The Christmas tree, the Christmas tree
Raven was eating the Christmas tree
Cyborg
She's as crazy as can be!
Trigon's voice: (Belches)
Robin: Phew! I thought this song would never end!