Christmas in Gotham
Sung by Slade
(On stage, a bright light shines and Slade appears dressed in a suit and a Santa hat)
Slade: Good evening ladies and gentlemen. It really is a pleasure to be here on Christmas Eve. A warm and emotional time of year for all of us. And I'd like to sing a song for all (points at audience) of you.
Slade
It's Christmas in Gotham.
All the people sing.
It's Christmas in Gotham.
Hark. Hark. Those cell phones ring.
It's Christmas in Gotham.
The snow falls from the sky,
But it's nice and warm, and everyone
Looks smart and wears a tie.
It's Christmas in Gotham.
There's great films on TV:
There's 'Jurassic Park' twice an hour
And 'The Omen' One, Two, and Three.
(Starfire and Raven come on dressed as Santa girls)
Starfire and Raven
There's gifts for all the family
Underneath the tree
(Robin, Beastboy and Cyborg come on dressed as choir boys)
Robin, Beastboy and Cyborg
There's PS2s and Gamecubes
And the latest DVDs!
All
It's Christmas! It's Christmas in Gotham!
Hip hip hip hip hip hooray!
Every single day
Is Christmas day!
(A pair of angel wings and a halo appears on Slade. He flies to the sky)
It's Christmas! It's Christmas in Gotham!
Hip hip hip hip hip hooray!
Every single day
Is Christmas day!
Dr Fritz: Sorry guys, this was not my best idea. I really wanted Slade to sing "Merry Christmas Santa Claus (You're A Lovely Guy)", but I couldn't find it anywhere. "Christmas In Heaven" was the second choice and you can see how bad it turned out. I'll do better for the finale, I promise!