The Finale
All I Want For Christmas Is You
Sung by Starfire
(All the titans are outside. Starfire flies around)
I
don't want a lot for Christmas
There's just one thing I need
I
don't care about presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
(Flies down to Robin)
I
just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my
wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you.
(The titans are having a snowball fight except for Raven who is meditating under the tree. Beastboy throws a snowball at her, she gets mad and uses the Azarath spell on all his snowballs to get him back)
I
don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I
don't care about presents
underneath the Christmas tree
(Starfire throws one at Robin, Robin throws one back, She throws three more at him, he tackles her but they both roll down the hill together)
I
don't need to hang my stocking
There upon the fireplace
Santa
Claus won't make me happy
With a toy on Christmas day
(Robin lands on his back and Starfire on top of him. They look at each other and smile)
I
just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my
wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you
You baby
(The titans are inside preparing Christmas dinner. Cyborg is stuffing the turkey and Beastboy is cooking his tofu. Raven is meditating in the living room. Robin and Starfire are setting the table)
I
won't ask for much this Christmas
I won't even wish for snow
I'm
just gonna keep on waiting
Underneath the mistletoe
I won't
make a list and send it
To the North Pole for Saint Nick
I
won't even stay awake to
Hear those magic reindeer click
(Starfire looks dreamily at Robin)
'Cause
I just want you here tonight
Holding on to me so tight
What
more can I do
Baby all I want for Christmas is you
You
(At dinner, Cyborg and Beastboy munch away at their food. Raven eats slowly without being distracted. Robin and Starfire are having trouble pulling a cracker)
All
the lights are shining
So brightly everywhere
And the sound of
children's
Laughter fills the air
And everyone is singing
(The cracker finally breaks with a bang, this makes Robin and Starfire jump. They look at each other and laugh)
I
hear those sleigh bells ringing
Santa won't you bring me the one I
really need
Won't you please bring my baby to me
(The titans are now sat around the fire singing Christmas songs)
Oh,
I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
I
just want to see my baby
Standing right outside my door
(Robin and Starfire hold hands)
Oh
I just want him for my own
More than you could ever know
Make
my wish come true
Baby all I want for Christmas is
You
All
I want for Christmas is you baby
All I want for Christmas is you
baby.
Baby, It's Cold Outside
Sung by Raven and Beastboy
(They are sat on the sofa together)
Raven
I
really can't stay
Beastboy
Baby,
it's cold outside
Raven
I've
got to go away
Beastboy
Baby,
it's cold outside
Raven
This
evening has been
Beastboy
Been
hoping that you'd drop in
Raven
So
very nice
Beastboy
I'll
hold your hands, they're just like ice
Raven
Please,
I'm starting to worry
Beastboy
Beautiful,
what's your hurry?
Raven
I
must meditating on the floor
Beastboy
Listen
to the fireplace roar
Raven
So
I'd better scurry
Beastboy
Beautiful,
please don't hurry
Raven
Well,
maybe just a half a drink more
Beastboy
Put
some music on while I pour
Raven
The
others might think
Beastboy
Baby,
it's bad out there
Raven
Say,
what's in this drink?
Beastboy
No
cabs to be had out there
Raven
I
wish I knew how
Beastboy
Your
eyes are like starlight now
Raven
To
break this spell
Beastboy
I'll
take your cloak, your hair looks swell
Raven
I
ought to say no, no, no, sir
Beastboy
Mind
If I move a little closer?
Raven
At
least I'm gonna say that I tried
Beastboy
What's
the sense in hurting my pride?
Raven
I
really can't stay
Beastboy
Baby,
don't hold out
Raven
But
it's cold outside
Beastboy
C'mon
baby!
Raven
I
simply must go
Beastboy
Baby,
it's cold outside
Raven
The
answer is no
Beastboy
Ooh
baby, it's cold outside
Raven
The
evening has been
Beastboy
I'm
lucky that you dropped in
Raven
So
nice and warm
Beastboy
Look
out the window at that storm
Raven
The
others will get suspicious
Beastboy
Man,
your lips look delicious!
Raven
They'll
be there waiting at the door
Beastboy
Waves
upon a tropical shore
Raven
My
father, Trigon's mind is vicious
Beastboy
Gosh,
your lips look delicious
Raven
Well,
maybe just half a drink more
Beastboy
Never
such a blizzard before
Raven
I've
got to go out
Beastboy
Oh,
baby, you'll freeze out there
Raven
What's
this relationship about?
Beastboy
It's
up to your knees out there
Raven
You've
really been grand
Beastboy
Your
eyes are like starlight now
Raven
But
don't you see?
Beastboy
How
can you do this thing to me?
Raven
There's
bound to be talk tomorrow
Beastboy
Making
my life long sorrow
Raven
At
least there will be plenty implied
Beastboy
If
you caught pneumonia and died
Raven
I
really can't stay
Beastboy
Get
over that old out
Raven
But
it's cold outside
Beastboy
Baby,
it's cold outside
Raven
It's
cold outside
Beastboy
It's
cold out there, can't you stay awhile longer, baby?
Raven
Well…..I
really shouldn't…alright
Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
Sung by Cyborg
(He is wearing a Santa suit)
You
better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm
telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town
(Santa checks the naughty and nice list)
He's
making a list
And checking it twice;
Gonna find out Who's
naughty and nice
Santa Claus is coming to town
(Santa enters the tower and enters Starfire's room puts a present in her boot)
He sees you when you're sleeping
(He goes into Beastboy's room. Beastboy is wide awake and was waiting for Santa. Santa gives Beastboy a lump of coal and leaves. Beastboy is disappointed)
He knows when you're awake
(Santa puts presents in the other titans stockings and under the tree, then leaves)
He knows if you've been bad or
good
So be good for goodness sake!
O! You better watch out!
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you
why
Santa Claus is coming to town!
Santa Claus is coming to
town!
Santa Claus is coming to town!
Santa Baby
Sung by Kitten
(She is dressed in a pink dress with white fur)
Santa
baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me
I've been an awful good
girl
(Halo appears above her head)
Santa
baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa baby, an
out-of-space convertible too, light blue
I'll wait up for you
dear
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Think of
all the fun I've missed
(Picks up a picture of Robin)
Think
of all the fellas that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be oh so
good
(Fingers crossed behind her back)
If
you'd check off my Christmas list
Santa honey, I wanna yacht and
really that's
Not a lot
(Smiles)
I've
been an angel all year
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney
tonight
Santa cutie, there's one thing I really do need, the
deed
To a platinum mine
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney
tonight
Santa baby, I'm filling my stocking with a duplex, and
checks
(Pulls out a check and points at where to sign)
Sign
your 'X' on the line
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney
tonight
Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations
bought at Tiffany's
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you
believe in me
Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a
ring
I DON'T MEAN A PHONE!!!
(Lies seductively on her bed)
Santa
baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney
tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight
White Christmas
Sung by Robin
(Cyborg plays the piano, while Robin sings)
I'm
dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the treetops glisten
and children listen
To hear
sleigh bells in the snow
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
With every Christmas card I write
May your days be merry and
bright
And may all your Christmases be white
I'm dreaming
of a white Christmas
With every Christmas card I write
May
your days be merry and bright
And may all your Christmases be
white
Happy Christmas (The War Is Over)
Sung by everyone
(The titans, Aqualad, Speedy, Wildebeest, Kitten, Gizmo, Mammoth, Jinx, Slade and all the residents have all join hands and sway from side to side)
So
this is Christmas
And what have you done
Another year over
And a new one just begun
And so this is Christmas
I hope
you have fun
The near and the dear ones
The old and the young
A very merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let's
hope it's a good one
Without any fear
And so this is
Christmas
For weak and for strong
For rich and the poor ones
The world is so wrong
And so Happy Christmas
For black
and for white
For yellow and red ones
Let's stop all the
fight
A very merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let's
hope it's a good one
Without any fear
And so this is
Christmas
And what have we done
Another year over
And a
new one just begun
And so Happy Christmas
I hope you have fun
The near and the dear one
The old and the young
A
very merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a
good one
Without any fear
War is over if you want it
War
is over now
Everyone: Merry Christmas and a happy New Year!!!
The End
Credits
Raven Got Run Over By A Reindeer! : Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer (Elmo and Pasty)
I Saw Robin Kissing Santa Claus: I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus (Kip Adotta)
Cyborg The Cyborg: Frosty The Snowman (The Beach Boys)
Fairytale Of Gotham City: Fairytale Of New York (The Pogues featuring Kirsty MacColl)
Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree: Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree (Mel & Kim)
Jingle Bells, Batman Smells! (Written by yours truly): Jingle bells
Raven Was Eating The Christmas Tree: Santa Was Eating The Christmas Tree (Dysfunctional Family Band)
Boyband Special: Stay Another Day (East 17)
Walking Round In Your Underwear: Walking In A Winter Wonderland
Two Songs About Robin & Starfire! : Lonely This Christmas (Mud) Mistletoe and Wine (Cliff Richard)
Now It's The Bad Guys Turn! : Nuttin' For Christmas
Teen Aid: Do They Know It's Christmas? (Band Aid 20)
Christmas In Gotham: Christmas In Heaven (Monty Python)
The Finale: All I Want For Christmas Is You (Mariah Carey) Baby, it's cold outside, Santa Claus Is Coming To Town, Santa Baby, White Christmas, Happy Christmas (The War Is Over) (John Lennon)
Doctor Fritz: Yes, I always stay behind after the credits too….well, bye!