Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN DBZ OR ANY OF ITS CHARACTERS!!!!!!!! Thank you.
Here's the story, Goku and Vegeta are about to be landed in many strange places... Let's see how they react...
Shasti: Hey Vegeta! Hey Goku!
Goku: What the?
Vegeta: I DEMAND an explanation for this!
Shasti: Tisk... Tisk... Anger management. So here's the catch, I'm going to send you two through some doors and we are going to see how you react.
Goku: Why?
Shasti: Just for entertainment... laughs the Mozart laugh AHAHAHAHAH
Goku: o.0?
Vegeta: was just about to blow off when...
1st entrance
A calm gust of wind blew against Goku and Vegeta, a slight ripple of the lake was all that Goku felt when he opened his eyes.
He looked down and found that half of his body was soaked in water, He looked around and flapped his FLIPPERS?!
Vegeta opened his eyes...
Vegeta: Kakarot?
Goku: Vegeta?
Vegeta and Goku stood (more like floated) in the water as... DUCKS?!
Vegeta: Kakarot! You're a duck! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Of course to Goku that sentence just sounded like some random duck blabbering
And naturally Vegeta was too busy laughing his feathers off to notice that he was blabbering like a duck...
Goku: Uh, Vegeta?
Vegeta couldn't understand this since he was too occupied laughing like a maniac/lunatic/mental person... And Goku sounded to him like he was speaking useless duck language (I doubt he learned that in school), this laughing went on for some time... Here's a sample...
Vegeta: hah hah hah ha hah hah hE hE HE He HA HAH HA HAH HAAA HAAAAAA HAAAA!!!!!! Saiyan... DUCK!! HAHAHAHaHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Goku: o.0?
This was all very funny until Vegeta peered down and saw a thick, hard, orange, curved, object sticking/poking out of his face... Commonly known as a beak.
Vegeta: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goku: Now it's Prince Saiyan duck...
Of coarse to us that would've just sounded like: NOBLA BA WLA ITBLAH SAH SABLAHYAH DUBHACLAKAH
And we don't know duck language...
Now we witness the dramatic scene of two ducks trying to strangle each other, a tangle of feathers and the Vegeta-duck has finally landed his wings on Goku-duck's throat...
Goku: Oh, just thought you might to know Vegeta, you're a female duck.
A loud screech rang over the lake.
Shasti: Ha Ha HAA!!! Hey, let's bring them back now...
Goku and Vegeta dropped in to the room
Goku: Hey! I'm not a duck anymore!
Vegeta: (Just about to strangle Goku) Wha? ... (Looks down, finally realizes that HE was NOT a duck)
Goku: We're back! Hey, what's your name again?
Vegeta: I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR NAME IS! JUST GET ME OUT OF HERE BEFORE I BLOW YOU TO SMITHERINES!
Shasti: Tisk, tisk... I guess you STILL haven't taken that anger management class I suggested, I'll have to do that some other time... (Mozart laugh) MUHAHAHAH-
Vegeta: I DON'T CARE ABOUT SOME ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASS! YOU BETTER DO AS I SAY OR
Shasti: HAHAHAHAHAH!
Goku: o.0"
Vegeta was just about to take the whole place down when...
2nd entrance
Goku looked around, not aware of a girl standing next to him, he slowly backed away and examined the room, brushing against someone as he backed away. He quickly swung around and formed his fight position, the girl did the same.
Goku relaxed and made a few mouth movements, and disturbed the air particles slightly. (sound)
Goku: Oh hi! (He scratched the back of his head and did the SON grin) What's your name, little girl?
Vegeta, who now was an appearance of a little girl, wore a nice pink mini skirt, with a lovely pink hair tie filled with hearts, and he wore a top that said: 'I love my mommy'. Although he was a girl, he still looked as if he over used his hair gel, his eye-brows still crossed (Haven't you noticed his eyebrows are ALWAYS crossed?!)
He/she? Folded her/his?... (What the heck!) So basically Vegeta folded his arms, for the millionth time.
Vegeta: Ha Ha, Kakarot, very funny, now let's try and find a way out of here. (Vegeta remained with his own voice)
Goku: How do you know my name?
Vegeta: Oh wake up Kakarot (knocks his head, he STILL had to tip toe to do that).
Goku: Ve... GE.. TA....? (He polked him/her and stared at him as if he/she was an alien) Why, you're a... a... (With that Goku burst out laughing).
Vegeta: (flinched a little and stepped back) DON'T TOUCH ME KAKAROT! (He/She snapped)
Goku was now on the floor, rolling, clutching his stomach as he laughed uncontrollably.
Goku: You're... ha.. ha....ha.... a... HAHAH! HA... a... HA hA ha !
Vegeta: (Stands back to his I'm-a-proud-Saiyan-prince stance and watches Goku roll on the ground with laughter) (He/She raises an eyebrow) Get on with it Kakarot!
Goku: (Still laughing, even more than before) YOU'RE A GIRL! (Goku's face turned purple and swelling like a balloon while he laughed).
Vegeta: (Looks down, this time not finding a beak, but a... You know what...)
We all know what's going to happen next...
I'M GOING TO GET YOU SHASTI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A voice bellowed, you could've heard it from the other side of the world...
Shasti:(Sniggers) Uh- oh... I better watch out when he comes back...
Another chapter finished, I know, this thing has changed once again, I just love changing things... I made the two chapters into one, since it's one story... Oh, I won't write in this style very often cos it seems ppl don't like it too much.
Please review! I'm back! This was originally my first fic so please be nice...
Until next time!