Shasti: I've made some changes, AGAIN... I will make some more changes to chapters 1 and 2, just changing them to a different style of writing... I'm so sorri that I haven't been updating, so here's chapter 3! I changed the writing style but don't stop reading just because it's weird at the beginning. (Mozart laugh) MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!

Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ, I'm sure I said that somewhere before...

This is the story of how Bulma took control of Vegeta, enjoy!

Once upon a sunny morning a woman who sat in a breakfast nook looked up from her scrambled eggs, her name was Bulma.

She sat there and let her eyes wonder out the window, she was thinking of a particular jerk, Vegeta, who she didn't know was soon going to be married to. Everyone's training for the arrival of the androids, and so is that creep, she thought. She hated how he was now living in Capsule Corp, just to train, not a peaceful morning, except maybe this one...

Suddenly a idea stroked her, she sniggered, oh this is going to be fun...

Bulma continued to glare out the window until her eyes met with a white unicorn with a gold horn quietly cropping on the roses in the garden. She nearly feel back, but she went upstairs to wake Vegeta.

"There's a unicorn in the garden," Bulma muttered, disbelieving her own words, "Eating roses." Vegeta opened an unfriendly eye and peered oddly at her, he was not on the bed, but leaning against the wall, slumbering or meditating.

"The unicorn is a mythical beast," Vegeta continued the stern face, and turned his back on her, "Go back to sleep woman."

Bulma walked slowly downstairs and into the garden, she swore she saw it, and it was still there; now browsing among the tulips. With a high heart, Bulma made her way upstairs again and with her hands on her hips, screeched...

"VEGETA! YOU'D BETTER COME DOWN THIS INSTANT OR..." She yelled at the top of her lungs.

"Or what?" He turned partly to lay his eyes on her, arms folded. "I'd like to see you try, woman..." He smirked.

Bulma thought for a moment, she was never a fan of mythical beasts, maybe she saw wrong, and there was no way that she would convince Vegeta, but his attitude! I'm going to get you back for this...

"We'll see about that," She walked over to the door, and out to the garden, the unicorn had vanished, simply into thin-air, she gasped.

"What were you saying woman?" Vegeta appeared at the door, arms still crossed, and that same smirk...

Bulma wanted to say something, but then closed her mouth, all she did was wonder to the back garden in search for the horned- horse.

As soon as Bulma left, Vegeta rushed to the phone as fast as he could, he dialled the number, with an excited look in his eyes, he managed to call the police without blowing the phone up, the easiest phone number he knew.

Bulma heard a hint of Vegeta's voice a few seconds late coming from the house.

"STUPID EARTHLINGS! CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND?!" He screamed into the phone, along with some shooting saliva diverging in every direction.

"But sir, we need a reason to come to your house."

"ALRIGHT THEN!" Vegeta thought for a moment. "Our house is on fire." He said simply.

"Sir, you should try the ambulance."

"DO I CARE?! JUST GET SOMEONE OVER HERE!" He bellowed and slammed down the phone, squashing it flat.

He was plotting a plan, an evil plan, Heh, let's see what that weakling woman can do now,

Yes, she'll leave and no one will bother me with my training He smirked evilly.

Oddly enough, the police turned up, with a psychiatrist, they both gaped at Vegeta with great interest, but at the same time, a scared look on their face.

"That woman," Vegeta pointed his finger at Bulma. "Saw a unicorn this morning." He was having a hard time not 'blowing up these worthless humans' the police looked at the psychiatrist and the psychiatrist looked at the police. "She told me it was eating a rose." Vegeta continued, with a proud look. These pathetic humans are buying it. He thought. The police looked at the psychiatrist and the psychiatrist looked at the police. "She's looking for it right now." Vegeta said.

At a solemn signal from the psychiatrist, a cop jumped from the back of the van and seised Vegeta, unfortunately for him, the cop was incredibly strong. But never the less, had a hard time seducing him. Just as Bulma arrived at the scene.

Vegeta finally recognised the cop "Kakarot?" Goku looked up from his cap, which was super-glued to his head because it had fallen off too many times. "Oh hey Vegeta." He said calmly as he hand cuffed him.

Vegeta lost it. "KAKAROT! I'M THE STRONGEST! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO DO THIS!!!" He bellowed, a wave of wind surrounded him.

"Oh yes I do, it's my job, although I only did it for the free food..." Goku scratched the back of head with his vacant hand, still holding a struggling Vegeta with the other.

"KAKAROT! I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU! I'M GOING TO BECOME A SUPER SAIYAN AND I'LL BE THE ONE WHO DEFEATS THE ANDOIDS!!!" Vegeta still screamed.

Goku was having a harder time seducing Vegeta.

Other from this struggle, the police was questioning Bulma, keeping a close eye on Vegeta.

"Did you tell that man you saw a unicorn?" Asked the police.

"Of course not," Replied Bulma, looking innocent and blank. "The unicorn is a mythical beast."

Vegeta heard this and bellowed a load of words at Bulma, a load of words turned in to curses, and Goku was getting hit by the crazy struggling Vegeta.

"That's all I wanted to know," the psychiatrist told Bulma, staring weirdly at Vegeta. "Take him away." He indicated at Goku "I'm sorry, ma'am, but this man is crazy, he needs to be checked for mental malfunctions."

A voice in the background screeched. "I'M NOT MENTAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

So they took him away, Goku was having a real hard time with this, but he sustained Vegeta with ease after he ascended to Super Saiyan, Vegeta still cursing: "CURSE YOU KAKAROT! I'LL BEAT YOU ONE DAY!!!" They finally shut him in the back of the van, with Goku munching in on his free food with him... Vegeta was going to have a long night...

On the other hand, Bulma was going to live peacefully for the next few weeks...

Shasti: Well that's the end, a bit strange I know, but please review!

This chapter is based on another short story. I don't own the short story: 'The unicorn in the garden'