Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ, was that a trick question?
Shasti: I'm not going to say much but... PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE review! Thanx to Areiko, for reviewing on like every chapter of my stories. Oh, and this might be the longest chapter I've ever written
How Goku reached all the Super Saiyan levels
On a Saturday morning, while Goku was watching his Saturday morning cartoons and stuffing his face, he came across a commercial... This is before the start of DBZ, when he could eat as much as he liked and Chi Chi would just let him.
"YES FOLKS!" A mushroom-man in the television screamed. "WE ARE STARTING NEW CLUBS!"
Goku shrugged and continued eating but then something caught his eyes... He jumped to from an inch of the T.V. and stared into it, while pulling out his reading glasses (He has glasses?!) and gazed in to it. Suddenly he exclaimed: "IS THAT KFC?"
A piece of Kentucky fried chicken (or Kiwi for chicken) lay motionlessly in the background.
The mushroom-man pressed closer to the camera as Goku leaned closer to the T.V., his nose now squashed against it. "YES!" The mushroom-man yelled, as if he was answering Goku's question. "THERE'S EVEN FREE FOOD!"
Then Goku lost it, he hopped up and down and did a little victory dance, but focused his eyes back on the T.V.
"All YOU have to do is turn up at the d'auckland show grounds to JOIN!!!!!!!!!!!"
Naturally, Goku arrived at the d'auckland show grounds in a second...
First transformation:
Goku stared at the d'auckland show grounds, it's just an open space in the middle of a park with heaps of humans clustered in little groups, it looked like a fair, with stands everywhere, he started in his quest for food, roaming around, tearing his way through countless people.
He was just about to give up hope when he saw a blond lady with a fry! He rushed over at once. Taking less than a mille-second
He bit on the fry without hesitation and swallowed it, while yapping about how great it was, the blond woman who had her hair in a shape of a clown wig gasped. "Oh dear! You just ate my pen!"
Goku wiped his mouth and patted his stomach, with a grin on his face. "Yup! And it was great!" He stopped and watched the lady. "Have I seen you somewhere before?" He asked.
"Oh, I'm Bulma's mother dearie." The woman replied.
"Oh that's right!" Goku exclaimed. "Hi! I'd like to join your club! There must be more fries somewhere."
"Oh no," The woman said. Goku's face fell. "But there's burgers!" She then took out a tray filled with 10 meters of burgers, all juicy and ready to eat.
Goku was about to pig out when Mrs. Briefs took the burgers out of his reach, (How ever she did that I want to know) "no no dear, you have to be blond to join!"
Goku then fell to his immature age, "But I wanna join!" He wailed and cried. He started to gather power, and with rush of energy, and another wail, is hair floated up, his eyes clouded with an aqua color, and his hair shined with blond. (Translation: He turned Super Saiyan)
Goku was met with a tray of burgers, while hearing someone from behind the burger stand. "Oh dearest! You're blond! Eat up!"
"WOW REALLY?!" Goku didn't wait for an answer and stuffed his face, he finished all the burgers in the burger stand in less than a minute, he was faced with a perificated crowd.
He then continued his hunt for food.
Second transformation:
He came across two guys, a VERY short guy, and another VERY muscular guy who wears an armor with a furry brown underwear. The short guy had an smirk fixed on his face.
"Oh, can't I just blast one? Just one?" The muscular one asked the short guy.
"No Nappa! You just have to wait! We are here for the dragon balls you know!" The short one answered.
"Hey!" Goku made a gesture to the two. The two guys looked up from their conversation, they instantly assumed their sales position, like they've been practicing for years.
"Prepare for trouble." The muscular one started, getting into his karate stance.
"And make it double." The short one added, he stood in front, and formed a V-shape.
"To protect the world from devastation." The muscular one said once again.
"To unite all people-"The short one stopped, "HEY! That's not our motto!"
"What is it then?" The muscular one asked, he looked quite dopey. He got a slap on the head from the shorter one in reply. "START AGAIN PEA BRAIN!"
"O...K..." The muscular one scratched his head, trying to figure out what to say.
The short one couldn't take it anymore, he kicked the muscular one aside with a single kick, sending him flying into the mushroom guy, and started a speech:
"Yes! It is I! The prince of all Saiyans!" He stood proudly on the stand, his hair sweeping along the roof. Goku couldn't help but interrupt. "No, that's a seagull."
"JUST LISTEN TO THE SPEECH YOU IDIOT!!" He bellowed, and cleared his throat.
"Yes! It is I! The prince of all Saiyans!
You must grovel at my feet and tremble at my name!" He then flew to the top of the stand and stood proudly, with his arms crossed.
"You insolent weak fools!
Follow me to victory! And DIE for ME!
You must-"
The short guy pulled to a halt as Goku interrupted. "Hey, um... I'm just here for the food if you don't mind..."
Vegeta (Yes, it's VEGETA!) looked blank, he made a search for food but couldn't find any so he jabbed his finger at the mushroom guy. "Eat him." Goku became frantic at the sight of more food, but the mushroom guy picked himself up and fled for his life.
Goku turned back to Vegeta, "Guess you'll have to find more food..."
"Oh, all right," Vegeta pulled out a turkey the size of a blade ship. "Here, catch." This was very unfortunate for Goku, since the turkey was one hundred times his size, but Goku would do anything for food, he was just about to attack it with his bare teeth when Vegeta grabbed the turkey by the leg and seized it out of Goku's hands.
"Oh I nearly forgot, you have to have spiky hair like mine to join." He pointed proudly at his overly-gelled hair.
Goku's face feel once again, meany, he thought, he just made that up to get his turkey back. "Why doesn't he have to have it then?" Goku pointed at a beaten up Nappa (yes, it's NAPPA!), who looked more and more like a gorilla everyday, his bald head sparkled in the sunlight (uhh, that gives me chills).
"Forget him," Vegeta answered. "He doesn't even have a vegetable name."
"I WANT MY TURKEY!!!" Goku shouted, stamping his foot, causing the ground to quake "RA RA RAAA!!" (SVT)
"No," Vegeta said simply, clinging on to his over-sized turkey.
Goku started to power up again, his Golden hair raised, his sapphire eyes returned, his whole body glowed, his blond hair gleamed and his hair formed into a spikier version than last time. (Translation: He transformed into a Super Saiyan 2)
Nappa and Vegeta stood there with their tongue on the floor, Goku grabbed the turkey and made a run for it before Vegeta could start another speech, too late...
"You insolent third-class warrior! I will roast you alive! I am going to ascend! I am the prince of all Saiyans!"... You know the rest.
And Goku continued his quest for more food.
Third transformation:
A flash of green and tentacles caught Goku's eyes. He stopped and whacked the Namek hard on the back, "How are doing Piccolo?" He started whacking him again. "Old buddy, old pal!"
Piccolo grew pink, as he always does when he's embarrassed. "I'M NOT YOUR BUDDY! AND I'M NOT OLD! I'M A COLD-BLOODED VILLAN WHO'S GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"
Suddenly the crowded street was not-so-crowded anymore, Goku heard things like: "Did you see the ears?" or "Did you see the face?" or "Did you see the tentacles?" or "Did you see the skin?" and... "DID YOU SEE EVERYTHING?!" as the humans fled the country.
Goku stood silent for a moment, but then jumped for joy, "YAY! I get ALL the food!" Piccolo slapped his head.
Goku turned to him, "I think I'll start here, what do you have Piccolo?"
Piccolo turned bright red as he pulled out a fish, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another... and so on...
There was soon a truck load of fish stacked on table of the stand, Piccolo heard a muffed voice from the back/front of the fish pile. "They're GREAT!!!" Goku's voice rang loudly.
"They stink," Piccolo added, he remembered something, then de-materialized all the fish, leaving poor Goku staring out into space.
"No..." Goku mumbled. "No, no... Why? Why? OH WHY! WHY!!!!!!!!!!"
Piccolo watched the dramatic scene calmly, "You have to have no eye-brows to join." He pointed towards where his eyebrows should be, still deeply embarrassed.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! You shall NEVER defeat me! I will rise up to this challenge and I WILL DEFEAT IT!!!!!" Goku screamed loudly.
Somewhere from across the grounds came Vegeta's voice: "Hey! That's my line! Get your own!"
Goku ignore his comment and powered up, no one steals my fish and gets away with it, he told himself NO ONE!!! It was then that he ascended, his hair started to spike out in every possible direction, he screamed like nothing before, his ocean eyes clouded with mists of sapphire and aqua, he was golden, his body glowed with energy, and lastly, his eyebrows vanished. (Translation: He transformed into a Super Saiyan 3) A frown formed on his face as he clenched his fist and charged towards Piccolo like a ballet dancer.
Piccolo panicked, he was about to form his essence into an egg and spit it out again, but decided it was getting too old so he just materialized the fish again since Goku didn't have eye-brows, he fitted the description. But this time, he produced ten times more fish.
Unlucky for Goku, he tripped and slipped as he was flooded with fish, but he got hold and swam in the ocean of fish. "This is heaven!" He shouted as he took a bite, swallowing about 100 fish at a time.
"What a nut case!" The mushroom-man commented.
"Thank you." Goku said, with raw fish sticking out of his mouth.
Shasti: So there you have it! How Goku transformed up to Super Saiyan 3, I was going to do Super Saiyan 4, but I figured it would be too much work for our DBZ heroes if I send a gigantic monkey go charging through the place.
Just so you know, I was going to make Nappa at the stand of the Super Saiyan 4, seeing how much he looks like a gorilla already... And... The mushroom man is the announcer of the other world tournament, after the cell games.