Disclaimer: Well, I don't own DBZ, but I do own... um... This fan fic! Yeah! AHAHHAHAHAHA!
Shasti: Before I start, could you guys tell me which chapter(s) you found 'most enjoyable to read' or 'funniest' so I can have an idea of what to write next... THANX!
For those of you who loved 'Entrances'
Shasti: Hey! Long time no see! Now, as you all know, Vegeta and Goku are still in Entrance two, but I've got something planned for them in entrance three... He He He
Shasti starts an evil snigger, then finally pulled to a halt as she ran out of breath... What a crack... Yeah... Let's just see how Vegeta and Goku are doing...
Shasti: Hey! You narrator an't supposed to make perrrsonal comments!
3rd entrance
17 year old Goten and Trunks were sparing in the open fields when something unfortunate occurred, two unidentified flying objects came soaring down and hit them both flat on, Trunks got knocked with a crazy cracking duck, but Goten, however, was not so lucky, he got squashed flat as a girl-Vegeta landed on him.
Trunks: Aghhhh (He held the duck like a hot potato) it's messing up my hair!
Goten: Ge- it offfffff! Geeeee- ttt- iffff offfffff! (He yelped, Vegeta was sitting quite cluelessly on Goten's head, which was pressed into the dirt.)
Vegeta: Hey, what's going on here... (He slowly stood up, giving Goten some breathing space)
Trunks: (finally lets go of the duck, which went quacking somewhere else) What's going on here?
Goten: (Finally manages to push himself out of the mud puddle) Man, that girl is heavy! (he shook his head, but blushed) but kinda cute...
Vegeta: (He only caught the first part of Goten's comment, thankfully) WHAT?! (He bellowed) ARE YOU SAYING I'M FAT?!
Goten: Ok, chill babe... (he stretched his arms in front of him, a sign of peace.) Hey Trunks! How come you only get landed with a duck?
Trunks: Well, I've got to look perfect for the girls (He said, straightening his hair)
Vegeta: (stretches his neck so he could yell into the skies) OK SHASTI! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR GAMES! COME OUT NOW OR I'LL BLAST YOU!
Shasti: Ooo, touchy touchy... (still not showing herself)
Vegeta: (growing red from impatientness (a brand new word just for Vegeta!)), he starts blasting ki bolts into the skies) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGG!!!
Goten: That girl's quite cute if she wasn't mental...
Trunks nodded in agreement... Shasti's voice suddenly appeared in the clouds, it echoed in the skies: Trunks, Goten (Shasti said in a ghostly voice that quivered) the duck and the girl are your dads!
Trunks & Goten: (yells in unison) WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goten: (Grabs Trunks by the collar) Alright, what did you do with my father?! (he pointed at the mad duck, which was pulling away at a pond weed, while quacking uncontrollably)
Trunks: (grabs Goten's invisible collar) Me? What did you do to mine?! (He indicated to the Girl-Vegeta)
Wait a moment here, how do they know who'd Dad is who's?
Shasti: (getting annoyed) Didn't I tell you Mr/Mrs/Miss/Ms Narrator? Just get on with the blasted story!
Vegeta: Stop stealing my lines!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Also getting annoyed)
All right! Vegeta calmed down a little and panted, while ignoring the mental duck quaking in the background, he stared downwards.
WANING: If you do not want to find out anything about private business, read no further...
Vegeta: I'm hungry, don't these things have milk? (he indicated to his chest, which was bulging out a little more than usual)
Goku: (Speaks for the first time) Quack... I think they do, I've seen Chi Chi give it to Gohan when he was a baby...
Goten and Trunks stared blankly at the duck, they couldn't understand a bit of the blabbering. Vegeta, on the other hand, having been a duck himself, understood every word
Vegeta: All righty then, how do you work this thing? (Vegeta said in duck language, still staring at his chest)
Shasti: (Yells in the background) STOP BEEN SO SICK!!!!!
Goten: Uh, Trunks, why is your Dad blabbering like a duck?
Goku: (Starts waddling in) Quack, Care to share?
Shasti: NOT YOU TOO!!!!!
Vegeta: No! (He yells, stepping away and clinging to his chest) They're my instruments of earth woman survival! Get your own!
Shasti: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Goten & Trunks: Um.. Shasti? Care to tell us what's going on?
Shasti: Vegeta's trying to get milk... And Goku's trying to steal it! (Shasti blocks her sight with both her hands, even the narrator went running for his/her/its life)
Goten & Trunks: o.0?
Shasti: Like fathers, like sons (she commented, still too frightened to peak)
Goku was just about to attack Vegeta for food when something really odd occurred, something that only occurs once a month, a horrifying experience that has said to has been too horrifying to watch...
Shasti: Hey! The narrator's back... (Then stares at the horrific scene below) Uh-oh...
Goku: Vegeta! You're bleeding! Quack (Goku flapped in mid air, in his duck form)
Vegeta: WHAT?! (He glared down, and found a tricking drop of blood making it's way down his leg)
Shasti: (covers eyes again) AHH! MY EYES! NOOOOO!!!!!!
Goten: Why is your Dad bleeding?
Trunks: You must have done something to him! Tell me what you did! (grabs Goten's collar again, which was invisible by the way)
Vegeta: Kakarot, don't just stand there! Do something! (Vegeta charged at the duck, who hopped away)
Goku: Qu-AcK! What can I do? (Still running for his life)
Shasti: (Shaking head) Those poor clueless males, I guess I'd better tell them what it is (Shasti commented, still clutching at her eyes,)
Shasti: Alright, listen up! (Shasti's voice was heard as a ray of sun landed on Vegeta, keeping him in the spotlight, Shasti was no where to be seen) Vegeta's got his/her first period! (with that, she left)
Goku, Goten and Trunks gasped, Goku gasped as well as a psycho duck could gasp.
Goten & Trunks: What's a period?
Shasti: (slaps head)
Vegeta: I think I know, Bulma has it once a month (He glared at the boys, who stared nervously at each other) YOU! TRUNKS AND KAKAROT'S SON! GO GET MY MONTHLY WOMAN EQUIPMENT!
Goku quacked
Vegeta: No Kakarot, you may not go, (Then he faced the boys again, who were trembling with fear) WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! GET A MOVE ON!
Trunks and Goten took off in to the skies immediately, still quivering with fear
Trunks: (in mid-air) Goten, um... Do you have any idea what your Dad was talking about?
Goten: (Shakes head) no...
Trunks: Oh, I guess... We can always find useful earth equipment at the super market!
Goten: YEAH! Let's go! (He powered up and raced in the direction of the 'super market')
Shasti: (Still no where to be seen) They have no idea...
At the Super-market
Goten: I think the market transformed since we last saw it, it now says SUPER market, wonder when it will turn into Super market 2?
Trunks: o.0; Well, I think we should focus on finding my father's monthly woman equipment... (Walks over to the counter)
Counter lady: How may I be of service? (Smiling an almost evil smile and taking out a check list, she had an awful lot of oil on her face and a deep American ascent, her face shined with the super-market lights (SVT))
Trunks: I would like to buy a packet of the monthly woman equipment... (He started)
Counter lady: (Looks a tad confused) Sorry sir, but we have no such product... (She types words into the computer and finds nothing)
Several moments later, Goten and Trunks were kicked out of the super market and declared insane lunatics...
Shasti: (Looks immbarassed) Just don't ask me how they were declared insane lunatics and get kicked out of the store...
Goten: Now what do we do? I wouldn't want to go face your Dad like this...
Trunks: I wouldn't either... (He suddenly glared at Goten evilly and approached him with the most horrifying object possible, a lip stick!)
Goten: Trunks, what are you doing? Trunks... Nooo! AHHHHHHHHHHH! This is NOT good for my well-being! STOOPP!
Trunks: This is for your own good Goten.
A terrified scream was heard outside the super market
Far far away, in a distant land...
Goku: Quack, I want food.
Vegeta: Stop you're whimpering Kakarot! (Vegeta tries to slap the crazy duck but he missed by a meter)
Goku: I guess you're loosing your touch...
Vegeta: I can say the same for you Kakarot! (Vegeta replied, smirking) But I'm still the prince of all Saiyans!
Goku: Quack, you mean princess of all Saiyans... (Goku quack-muttered)
Back at the super market...
The counter lady looked up sheepishly from her huge checklist to find a spiky haired girl with awfully bulgy muscles at the counter, she wore an orange and blue torn rag with cuts and bruises all over her, the lady had cheery lipstick smudged all over her face...
Counter lady:How may I be of service? (smiling again an almost evil smile and showing her check list, the deep American ascent was getting on Goten's nerves)
Goten (dressed up as a girl): Um, I would like my monthly woma- (Goten answered in a squeaky voice, but stoped as he saw Trunks waving at him in the background and clutching a script of what he's supposed to say, Goten squinted in an attempt to read the text)
Goten: I mean... (He laughed nervously, still in a high-pitched voice) I would like a treatment for my blood condition!
Shasti: (Bangs head on desk)
Counter lady: I'm sorry ma'am, there's no such treatment... But you are welcome to try our other stores! We are open twenty- four hours a day!
Shasti: (Slaps head again) I guess I have to help once again... (opens a window in the store and shines another ray of light on Goten) He... I mean SHE has her period!
With that, the light vanished and Shasti's voice disappeared again, leaving the clue-less counter lady staring at Goten
Counter lady: Oh, Well... (Opens the cupboard of doom, which was bulging out with 'monthly earth woman equipment') Which one would you like?
In the fields where Goku and Vegeta dwelled...
Vegeta: You know Kakarot, you would do fine in that Disney show... Just dye your feathers white and you'll make the perfect 'Donald duck'
Goku quacked angrily and dived at Vegeta like a mad- bull, he polked his sharp beak out and let out an angry duck-scream, his feathers fluttered and turned golden, his beak shined with light, his duck-eyes became ocean blue.
Vegeta dodged the duck-arrow effortlessly, grabbing Goku-duck by his flippers, Goku-duck quacked uncontrollably, trying to strike his feathers at Vegeta
Vegeta: Ha Kakarot! Even as a SUPER duck you cannot defeat me! AHHHAHAHAHAHA!
Goku: And you will make a great Barbie model, quack
Vegeta: (raises an eyebrow) Who's this Ber-biye?
Shasti: (Slaps head)
Just at that precise moment, Goten and Trunks arrived! TO SAVE THE DAY! They clutched the cupboard of doooom in their hands, while charging restlessly at their target, to rescue an innocent from a horrible fate...
Vegeta: I'm NOT innocent!!!!!!
Shasti: Got that right...
They landed heroically, Goten still dressed as a girl... Goku quacked-laughed, slapping his wings together in delight... Trunks set down the cupboard softly, careful not to break the precious equipment, he opened it, and released the treasure that Vegeta had been so longing for...
Goku: Quack, there's so many...
Vegeta: Uh, so how are you meant to put the 'women equipment' all on at once?
Shasti: AHHHHHH! (Bangs head on desk) You've striped me of my pride!
So yeah, that was the sick, and not-so-sick chapter, depending on who you are... I was having a hard time deciding whether or not to put this chapter on. Well, sorry if this piece of work offended anyone...
Thanks to Dark for the idea of Vegeta having a period!
Reviewer messages:
To Areiko Thanx for reviewing again! I will update on 'The last Saiyan' real soon, but I seem to have lost my inspiration so please be patient!
To DH88: Hey! Thanx for all the reviews! Please update on your story soon! The suspense is killing me...
To Dark : I used your idea so I hope you like it! Thanks for all the reviews and well, I'll try to make as many ppl die as possible o.0; Thanks for all your ideas! It REALLY helps!
To Rose River: Thanks for your ideas, I'm trying to make a chapter out of them...
To angelo: Thanks! Yeah, I personally enjoyed writing the 2nd one the most too!
To Psycho Dragon Lover Well that will be fun... Lol
To Cazeh Well thanx! And I'm glad yeh like this one, I find it easier to write too... Looking forward to our fic!
To Nefertieh Glad that yeh like my story! I'm working on a chapter with more YGO characters invading in on our DBZ cast, hope ya like them! :)