AN: hey it's me! I think. and Ash tree AshLEY; hey!

Tara: yeah. what ever. So we were just bored in one social class and started say stuff and that turned into a stories so here we are!!! And oh yeah this is an AU story

Stories name: Lord of the rings secrets Chapter1: stuff and things Reason: none Warning: we occasionally make fun of people

~*~ Where to start were to start ummm ok...

Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Sam, Frodo, Pippin, Merry, and Golum were walking in the woods for hours when golum turned to Pippin "why have we been walking in the woods for hours?"

"I don't know but we haven't been "walking in the woods for hours"" replied Pippin

"Yes we have it says so up there see"

Pippin pulls out a pair of old librarian reading glasses "Oh it dose. I was just following merry" he said and continued walking.

Merry turned around "what I was just following Sam"

Pippin "Awesome" they do a weird head-but

Golum shrugged and ran up to Sam and asked him the same question

"Well I was following Frodo I have never left his side you know"

O_O (would be Golum's reaction) "Where are we going?"

Frodo: I think you should ask Gimli.

Gimli: why?

Frodo now was pretending not to listen and was staring at some birds

Gimli: I was following Legolas

Legolas: well I was following Aragorn

Aragon: whaaaa o I didn't see you guys where did you come from?

Everybody: we where right behind you for 4 hours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aragon: Why? I was only looking for my sandwich

Golum: did it have ham?

Aragorn: yes.

Golum: mustard?

Aragorn: yess.

Golum: lettuce tomato?

Aragon:.yah.

Golum: .with a little olive on top???

Aragon: yes!!

Golum: ummm I didn't see it

Aragon: golum.

Golum: ummm Sam ate it.

Sam: I haven't eaten anything but lembes bread for THREE DAYS!!!! Oh and a corn dog. But that doesn't cont! Plus I saw Pippin eating something!!!!!!!

Pippin turns around with a frog leg sticking out of his mouth: .what?

Gimli: you got some frog stuck to your tooth

Everybody gets in a big argument and Aragorn sits on a rock, and then pulls a sandwich out of his pocket and starts eating it.

Everyone turns to look at him and passes out

Aragorn: what? Shrugs and continues to eat.

~*~

Tara: Mwahahahah Ashley: what? What?

Tara: my plan for world domination is coming to life!!!

*Lightning bolts *

Ashley*shrugs and reaches through the screen and grabs Aragorn's sandwich

Aragorn: hey!! That was mine

Ashley: ya.. and.

Aragorn goes off and pouts