Tara: HEY!! We're back! Long time no see…
Ashley: hey!
Tara: quiet
Ashley: but-
Tara: no
Ashley: but it's my turn to write a story
Tara: fine I'll write a story
Ashley: okay! … Wait no
Tara: okay you can make suggestions, and I'll ignore you
Ashley: how bout no pushes Tara off a cliff
Tara: falling I'll be back… maybe…. hey the box will save me
Ashley: on with the story! Oh and disclaimers are in the first two chapters so bite me.
The group wakes up out side in the ally behind McForest and see Legolas leaning against a garbage can eating his last hobbit meal
Aragorn: what happened?
Legolas: you passed out.
Aragorn: no shit, why are we out side?
Legolas: McForest realised after a little while it's not good to have so many passed out costumers at the counter. So they took a broom and pushed you out.
Frodo: but where'd this ally come from?
Legolas: I duno but it seems to be made of rubber
Merry pulls out a few needs and starts throwing them at pippin and misses it it's the wall and it deflates
Merry: look what you did now pippin!
Pippin: me? I didn't-
Aragorn: a way out good job guys!
Pippin: I did it!
Edd the grease ball: comes out side AHHHH! What did you do to my house!!
Pippin: merry did it! Runs away
Legolas: how much did that cost you?
Edd the grease ball; $2.50
Legolas: here's $4
Edd the grease ball: and your change hands him $2.50
The group is walking down a path and Gimli hears a noise
Gimli: AHHHHH! Runs and hides behind golum
Golum: what is it precious, I mean Gimli?
Gimli: takes a step away I heard a mountain lion!
They listen and hear a meow
Gimli: ahhhhhh! There it is again!! Hides behind a pebble
Legolas: goes over to a tree and picks a small orange and white kitten out of it this is your mountain lion! Pets the kitten who starts purring
Hobbits: awww
Legolas hands the kitten to Gimli
Gimli: well it is kinda cute…
Everyone turns away and the cat starts scratching Gimli face
Gimli: AHHH get this monster off me! Get it off me!
They turn back and the kitten acts all innocent
Aragorn: whats your problem against this cute innocent kitten?
Gimli: he gona eat me!
Aragorn: right… takes the cat away from Gimli and puts it in his back pack
Gimli: No!! what are you doing???
Aragorn: we're keeping him!
Frodo; can I name him?
Aragorn: okay I see no harm in it.
Frodo: I shall name him… lord feather-brain!
Aragorn: hell no! But it was too late the cat will now only answer to lord feather-brain
The group walks on with Legolas leading talking to golum, Frodo and Sam came next then Aragorn with the 'evil' kitten in his bag then merry and Pippin then Gimli
Gimli: why don't you believe me?
Pippin: while the scientific explanation is-
Frodo: hey Merry, Pippin come here a minute
Merry: see ya
Gimli: wait merry and pippin leave Gimli looks up at Aragorn's bag and the kitten has his head sticking out with his paws hanging over and slowly the cat raises his middle nail on his upturned paw AH
Ashley: well see ya next time!
Tara: falls down and lands next to ashley
Ashley: wait how did that work?
Tara: my box used it's magic card bored power to send me back here!
Ashley: uhh… got to run bye! Dose a roadrunner thing and is gone
Tara: pulls out a miniature coyote wind up toy winds it up and it takes of after Ashley at 2m/h see you!