Dear Diary, Ok well im back again to finish my list. I had pure lick earlier when Ron found my book. I panicked so when he was about to open it I told him that it was my period book where I keep track off all my period dates. Well, it worked. To well. He threw it as soon as I said that, unfortuanently it happened to be at my head. So now I have bruise on my head. . . Well on to the story!
51) Finding Crabbe is infatuated with me.
52) Finding out Goyle has a tattoo heart with my name in the middle.
53) Finding out it's on his arse. YUCK! BLOODY HELL WHO KNEW I COULD EVEN THINK UP THIS VILE STUFF!
54) Finding Ginny painting Snapes toenails. Well come on if he shaves his legs he most likely paints his toes too!
55) Walking in on Ginny stuffing her bra with toilet paper saying ' Harry has to notice these puppies'
56) Finding out im betrothed to Malfoy. . . well, that might not be so bad. . .
57) Walking in on Ginny and Blaise 'going at it'. I mean they would make a cute couple, dont ever mention that to Ginny, but walking in on them shaggin is another story.
58) Discovering that Sirius has a tail . . . while he's not in his dog form. I'm not even going to go there. . .
59) Finding a porn stash 60) Finding Harry and Rons Porn stash . . . 61) Getting caught finding and reading Harry and Rons Porn stash. . .not that I would ever look at that vile stuff! Geez. . what do you take me for!
62) Having my secret dream job be found out . . . I want to be a play boy bunny. If I actually wanted to be one. If I knew what one was. . . Nervous glances Oh Bloody hell Yes I know what a playboy bunny is and YES IVE LOOKED AT PORN! 63) Having someone find out I read porn. I mean that In a past tense read. You know like a one time thing.
64) Having my pocket dictionary fall out of my . . . pocket. 65) Snape finding out I, accidently by the way, had a not so G-rated dream about him. Yes, Im a pervert I know! So shoot me!
66) Finding Filch in a dance club . . . dancing shudders
67) Some one finding out I want to do the 'bump and grind' with Malfoy
Bloody Hell, Here comes Gin, and I sure dont want her to see this! So I'll write the rest later.
Hermione Jane Granger
Ok I know this is short AND it doesn't have the rest and honestly I have no real excuse to this. I honestly can not think of anything else. So im sorry. I will try really hard during my Christmas break to finish this AND update all my other stories. On the bright side. Do you remember the idea I had for a story that all the chapters where questionarres and they were anwsered by individual students. Well. . . i got the questions im using and ive now got to fill it out! So Im going to have that up soon too! Now if you have any ideas or things that you want me to add to this story...like your own thing hermione wishes never to happen, send it to me and I will put it in the story and I will also honor you at the end of the story! Thanks everyone for the lovely reviews!