The Sorting Hat's New Song
Hello to all, and welcome back
I am the Hogwart's Sorting Hat
It is my job to decide
In which house you will reside
For Griffindor, you needn't do more
Than fight for what is right
For Hufflepuff, things may get rough
Stay true and your enemies will be few
For Slytherin, beware of friends
Who bear the mark and stray toward dark
For Ravenclaw, the cleverest of all
Use your smarts and follow your heart
Now listen close to what I say
My words may come in handy one day
The Dark Lord now has come
The second war has begun
Together we must all unite
To banish the dark and bring back the light.