(for now, anyway.)
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From the Diary of Haruno Sakura:
Dear Diary:
I think I've lost my mind. Or maybe everyone else has. I dunno. For so many years I've dreamed only of Sasuke. Being with Sasuke. Talking with Sasuke. Just getting him to say that he liked me was my mission. Some friends of mine thought I had made it into an obsession. Well, that was nothing compared to what I'm going through now.
One day, just about two weeks ago, we're set to start on our first major mission, right? (we being Team 7) As we waited, that idiot Naruto didn't show up. Even Kakashi-sensei got there first! That never happens! Sasuke went to go find him, and he brought back a girl! But not just any girl, ho-hoooo no... It was Naruto's infamous 'Sexy no Juutsu' girl. Even that blonde idiot should've known better than to show up like that, especially after the fuss he made in front of the Hokage just a few days eariler. Then he goes and says HE'S STUCK!!
Anyway, we got going, right? Then this weird pair of ninjas attack us out of nowhere, and right when they charge, suddenly all I see is ...Naruto. That idiot that was stuck in his 'girl' form was suddenly the most beautiful thing on the planet. The fight with Zabuza only made him (her?) more sexy. Suddenly all I wanted to do was grab that tight little...
AHHH! I don't like girls ...like that!! What's wrong with me?! How can someone I hate anyway, stuck looking like a girl to show me up, suddenly look so damn hot? AARRRGH!
Then the dreams began. Oh, God. If I ever came close to snapping right then and there, I would have. My dreams are supposed to have hot, sweaty men ready to strip naked for me, not... not... a FEMALE NARUTO!! (sob) God help me. I probably would have handled it better if I didn't know about Naruto's Kage Buushin no Juutsu. Each dream had more and more sexy mamas... getting closer... so hot...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! I've got to do something about this before I go as crazy as that weird, masked kid. I didn't mention him, did I? That was the fight that I still don't know about. There were needles flying everywhere, then Naruto changes back into a male, then into a half-demon. What disturbs me the most is that I realized ...that I wanted the female Naruto back. Right before I passed out, I... I... I wanted her.
Am I ...in love? With a girl?
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Apologies to anyone who likes Sakura. To everyone else, ...more's comin'.
R&R!