Also, I'm no longer sure about this being a Fem-Naru/Saku fic, so forget about that. Let's just see what develops.
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From the journal of Uchiha Sasuke:
Well, the last few weeks have been fun.
...I'm being sarcastic, by the way.
First, we go off on a week-long mission which starts with a few quick fights between Kakashi-sensei and some other ninja, then I'm paralyzed for the rest of the mission. Yeah, lots of fun. Stupid needles.
Anyway, now we're back home (we being myself, Sakura, and Naruto) and the village is empty. Completely empty. No one, nothing. Konoha village is a ghost town. It might sound kinda weird, but I can't sleep at night because it's just too quiet.
...Or too loud? Sheesh, I didn't know Sakura could snore like that! Maybe it's just that much louder now, but I doubt it was any better then. Then there's Naruto; that punk went and got himself stuck in his Sexy no Juutsu, a move he made up that transforms him into a hot freakin' naked chick! It's supposed to be temporary, but he hasn't been himself since the mission began. I think I'm getting used to calling him a 'her,' but I hope I won't have to live with it much longer. These dreams are just too much.
Oh, yeah... the dreams. The most frequent one involves myself and female Naruto sitting on a roof somewhere, staring at the stars, when one of us confesses our love for the other, then clothes come off, ...sometimes she makes shadow clones... I'll spare the details right now, though. It's hard enough to write that with a steady hand.
The day after we got back, which was yesterday, we started looking around the village to see if we could find anything. Or anyone. So far, we've found about three houses that are locked and completely boarded up, as well as the Hokage's office locked and secluded. Everything else is empty and abandoned.
We would have knocked on one of the shut-up homes, but Naruto fell out of a tree right on top of me! --No one told me she was wearing short-shorts! I didn't know she HAD any! But there they were, large as life, right in my face. We were both face up, her butt on my chest. ...Thank God she got off before my woody pushed her up. (God, why did I write that? Stupid pen.) She claimed the branch broke, but I'm convinced she did that on purpose! Just to drive me crazy!
...And it's working. God, take me now.
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I know, I know... It's short! Tough. Since when does Sasuke talk more than this, anyway? Huh? Huh? Didn't think so. Anywhoo, R&R!!