Own Ashley and Sydney, that's it.
On The Road:
I didn't get much sleep last night. After I put Sydney to bed, Flair decided to be a party pooper and went to go sleep. Randy, Dave, and me weren't tired, so we decided to watch a movie. Of course it had to be a creepy one too, "The Ring", Ahhhhhh!!! I think that Randy and Dave enjoyed seeing me freak out at the littlest noise. Gosh, that movie is creepy! So Randy got tired (or too drunk) at around 3 A.M. and left Dave and me in the living room. We both had been drinking, but not enough to be drunk. Ok, we were both pretty wasted! I decided to turn on another movie, but this time I put in a chick flick! Revenge is sweet! While we were in the middle of watching "Runaway Bride," Dave put his arm around me, and we started talking.
"Ash, I got a question for you. Since you and Syd are going to be traveling with us, and since its Smackdown, and John will be there, I was thinking, maybe you could hang with me. I could be like your boyfriend, and you'd be my girlfriend. Whatcha think?"
"Well first, I think that we're both drunk. Second, you're 35, divorced and have two kids of your own. Third, you are a sweet guy, and I'd love to go out with you!" I managed to slur out.
"Great, well I think I'm gonna go to sleep now, since it's 5:30, and we're leaving at 7. Good nite Ashley."
"Dave, I think I'm gonna go to sleep too. Oh my gosh, I can't get up!" I laughed as I fell to the ground. Dave laughed too, but also fell as he tried to get up off the very comfy leather couch.
"Man, look what you made me do Ashley! Looks like we're both stuck." Dave reached up and grabbed a blanket and a pillow and drug it down by us. "Here, I'll be nice and share!"
"You better, we're goin out now sweetie!" I said as a cuddled up next to him.
"Oh…yawn…yea," Dave said before we both fell asleep on the living room floor.
We were only asleep for about an hour when Ric entered the living room, on his way to the kitchen.
"Well, well, well, what do we got here." Ric said to himself. "Hey Randy, ya better get down here man, we got us a couple of passed out buddies asleep on the floor."
"Oh, Ashley and Dave. Guess they were more wasted then me. I do have a killer headache though. So, should we get them up?"
"Only Dave, we'll let Ash sleep. Orton, go get me one glass of water, and a glass of ice. We're going to have some fun."
"Flair, I love the sound of that!" Randy said as he ran off to the kitchen. He returned with the water and ice and handed the ice to Ric, and kept the water for himself.
"On the count of three, ready? One…Two…Three!" Ric said, trying to be quiet.
"Ahhhhhhhh, what the hell man? Can't ya see that I'm sleepin here? Hey, why didn't Ashley get anything?" Dave roared.
"Well, Ashley is getting something different, a little bit wetter." Randy said as the trademark smirk spread across his face. Suddenly I felt Randy pick me up and carry me outside.
"Randy Keith Orton, if you even think of throwing me in that pool, I swear I will KILL you!" I screamed!
SPLASH!!!!! "OMG, YOU ARE SO DEAD!!!! Dave, how could you let them do that to me? They just threw your girlfriend in the cold pool. Come "Oh, so you guys are finally going out?" Ric asked.
"Yea, we decided last night." Dave answered. Just then Randy pushed him in too. The only catch was that Dave pulled in Randy with him! So three of us were soaking while Flair just laughed his fool head off. Dave slung me over his shoulder, and grabbed Randy by the arm, and then carried/dragged us out of the pool. He let go of Randy in the grass, but carried me into the house. He just looked at me and laughed.
"You better not let Syd see you like that. She'd cry!" chuckled Dave. I looked at the clock, 7:45, oh crap, we had to leave, or we wouldn't make it in time.
"Dave, could you grab Syd and my bags and throw em in the car. I gotta get changed quick and get Sydney out. Oh, grab Pinky too. Thanks babe!"
"I really don't have a choice do I Ash?"
"Nope, ya don't. I'll see ya in a few." I gave him a quick peck on the cheek, and ran upstairs to change and grab my sleeping daughter.
Sydney decided to be difficult and not wake up, so I just picked her up, and carried her out in her PJ's. I had changed into a pair of my cutoff shorts, that were a little too short, and a ratty hoodie. Heck, who did I have to impress? We were going to be in a car for like ten hours, so I might as well be comfortable. Luckily, I had remembered to grab some clothes for Sydney, so she wouldn't have to be in her pajamas all day, not that she'd mind that!
I got out to the car, and Ric opened the door, so I could get Syd in easier. Dave was already on the other side of the seat, and I handed Syd off to him. I climbed in, shut the door, and we were off. Luckily, we were taking Dave's big Navigator. It was Flair driving, Randy co-piloting, me and Dave, and then Sydney and Pinky behind us sleeping. I pulled out a blanket and curled up next to Dave, and went back to sleep. Soon, only Flair was awake. We made a pit stop for Randy and Sydney half way through, and switched drivers. Now Randy was sitting next to me, and was being very obnoxious. Finally, I made him and Sydney switch places. He got to sit next to Pinky the rest of the way to Tennessee.
Knoxville TN:
We got to Knoxville around 7:30ish, and checked into our hotel. We got adjoining suites. One for Syd and me, and the other for the boys. Randy and Flair decided to go out and "see the sights," Dave went to work out, leaving Sydney and me to ourselves. Syd quickly got bored and wanted to go swimming. So we both got changed into our suits and I led her down to the pool. Sydney immediately jumped in the shallow section and I sat and watched her, covering myself with a baggy t-shirt. I was contently reading a book, when three strange people interrupted me!
"Well hello there! I'm Rico and this is Charlie and Jackie. You must be Dave's new girlfriend. He told us about you in the gym."
"Um, yea, I am. Hi, Ashley, nice to meet you. Are Y'all on Smackdown too?"
"Yea, we are. I'm Jackie, Miss Jackie to my fans! This is my boyfriend Charlie, sweetie, say hi!"
"Hi Ashley. Nice to meet you. Jacks, I'm going to go back to the room and take a shower. See ya later!" with that he gave Jackie a quick kiss, and strolled off.
"So, tell me about yourself Ashley. I could use a friend who's a girl!"
"I'm from Massachusetts, I'm 21, and my birthday was March 22nd. I have a five-year-old daughter, Sydney, that's her in the pool. How about you?
"Well, I'm 23,(A/N: I don't know her age, if anyone knows, let me know) I'm from Cleveland, was on Tough Enough 2, yea. Hey, let's go out for your birthday, a little bit of a late celebration."
"I would, but I don't have anyone to watch Sydney Dave will be exhausted from working out, and will crash. She doesn't like to sit still."
"Well, how about she hangs out with Rico, he loves little kids, since he is a big kid. Look, they're playing in the pool together." Jackie laughed.
I looked over and saw Sydney on Rico's shoulders. He must have seen me point her out as my daughter. I decided to take Jackie up on her offer.
"Ok, lets do it. Syd, come here."
Sydney got out of the pool, Rico following close behind.
"Rico, would you mind watching Sydney? I'm taking Ashley out, for a late birthday party." Jackie asked him.
"No problem, how bout it Sydney? Wanna go play video games with some of the boys?"
"Mommy, can I go wit Mr. Rico and play games? I be good, I swear! Please!!!?"
"Go ahead. Rico, if she's a problem, take her back to the room, Dave should be there…" Before I could finish, they had already taken off somewhere.
"um, Jackie, I don't have any clothes to go out & party in. That could be a problem."
"So not a problem. I have TONS of clothes, you're a tiny thing, and they'll probably be big on you. Come on, let's go!!"
And with that, we were off.
A/N: If y'all got suggestions, let me know. I have another Ch in the works, should be up tomorrow. Peace!