A/N: Might take a little while. Working 30 hrs and have tennis practice. I'm gonna try to get more chapters up tho. Don't own wrestlers, own Ashley and Sydney
Worst Hangover Ever:
I got woken up by Sydney. She was excitedly pulling on my arm.
"Mommy, Mommy, get up lazy bones! I got to tell you who I saw last night!"
I rolled over and sat up.
"Ok, who did you see last night Syd, not too loud, mommy has a headache."
"I got you an autograph mommy! Look, Mr. Cena signed it! I got to see him yesterday. He came to Rico's to play video games."
My heart literally skipped a few beats when she gave me the piece of paper that John had signed. 'Hope to meet you soon?' Oh God, what if he knows it's me? No, I look completely different, I'm Blonde now, and skinnier. Wonder what Dave said to him. He knows the whole story.
"Mommy, look what he taught me!" she put her hand in front of her face and did the "You Can't See Me!"
"Oh, ok honey. Thanks for thinking of me. Glad you had a good time.
"Mommy, He asked me if Randy was my daddy. Hehe, I told him that my daddy wasn't around. I like Mr. Cena! He wants to meet you!"
"Ok, maybe some other time. Why don't you go see what Grandpa Flair is up to. I need to talk to Uncle Randy and Uncle Bat."
"Otay, mommy, are you and Uncle Bat going out?"
"Well, we are, kind of. Nothing serious. Now go on."
I laughed as I watched her run to the patio, jumping on Ric's lap. I slowly got up, whoa, major headache. I stumbled over to the adjoining door and went to talk to Randy and Dave. We had to do some major talking.
"Well good morning sunshine? How was your night! Looks like you and Jackie had some fun." Randy commented as I walked in.
"You don't look so hot yourself Orton, and yes, we did have fun. So, Lets talk. Sydney just informed me that she met John Cena. NOT A GOOD THING!" I yelled.
"Whoa, lets keep the yelling to a dull roar. I have a tiny hangover."
"Ash, I'm sorry. I gave him a warning. That man is cocky. Maybe he just doesn't like me, I don't know." Dave said.
"I'm sure you did, thanks Dave. Yea, he was cocky. That's what I liked about him, back then. Randy, Dave, what's the plan?"
Randy finally spoke again, "Well, we have a little bit of a plan. You don't really look the same, now that you're a blonde, and the boobs are bigger." He cracked up at that last bit.
"Orton, you try having a baby and breastfeeding. See if your boobs don't swell up."
"I'll take your word on it. Well, since you don't look like the 16-year-old Ashley, maybe Cena won't recognize you. He's not the sharpest tool in the shed, just don't go around advertising who you are. If he does give you or Sydney a problem, Evolution will handle it. Ok?"
"Yea, I guess. Works for me."
"We have another question for ya Ash. How would you like to be our valet? You know, be the 'hott chick' with Evolution."
"Um, ok. What do I have to do?
Dave answered that question, "You have to look hott, which wont be hard for you, and be ringside for our matches. You'll also be in a few promos, and possibly interfere in a few matches. Nothing big."
"I wouldn't be a 'wrestler' though, right? I'm not a strong chica. Sydney even beats me when we play wrestle!"
"No, no wrestling. Evolution has its reputation to uphold." Randy smirked. "Now we have to take you shopping for some outfits."
"Boys, I think I know how to shop."
"Well, actually, I just wanted to come and watch. Randy wants to go meet some girls. Flair will watch Sydney. Lets go!"
"Ok." I walked outside and let Ric know where we were going, and told him to watch out for Cena.
Dave drove us to the local mall. The show was at 9, and it was 12:30, so I had time and money to burn. Those boys are pretty rich! I led the way through the mall and went straight to Express. I love that store.
"Ok boys, start picking out clothes. I'm a size 5/6 in jeans, and a medium in tops, gotta have some room for the boobs!"
I ran over to a clothes rack and grabbed a cute pair of jeans, and a halter top. Tried them on, and they fit perfect. I walked out and showed Dave and Randy. They just gave me the thumbs up sign. Boys, they are so funny. I grabbed the clothes that they had picked out and went to try them on. I didn't show them all of them, but I found myself laughing when they were trying to look inside. When we left that store two hours later, I had spent a cool $475.60. That's pretty good for two hours!
Our next stop was the food court. We were all hungry, and Dave and Randy were getting bored. After eating, I headed towards Claire's. I wanted to get my ears pierced some more. Walked out with three new piercings, which didn't hurt too badly. Next I walked into Victoria's Secret. I realized that Randy and Dave were still at the entrance. I ran back and got them, "Whats wrong, you two scared of bras and panties? Or just the girls?"
"Hey, hey, hey, we were just watching."
I dragged them in, and quickly got some new bras and undies. Only spent $168 there. We left the mall around 5oclock and headed back to the hotel to get ready.
Sydney greeted me at the entrance to the hotel.
"Hi mommy! Have fun? Me, Pinky, and Grandpa Flair were playing hide n seek! I'm seeking!"
"Hey sweetie! Really? Well you go find that old man and puppy. Come back up to the room when you're done. Mommy's got to go get ready for the show. Love you!"
"Love you too mommy!"
I walked up to the rooms with Dave and Randy.
"Ok, Dave can come in, but Randy, you're on your own for now! I'll be ready in a few."
"Fine, I'll just go and play with Syd and Flair. Be back in a few."
Dave and I walked into the room and both crashed onto the bed.
"Man, shopping is tiring. I don't know how you girls do it. I'm wiped out."
"Aww, too tired to have a little bit of fun?"
"Nope!" Dave said with a big grin. We made out for a few minutes, and then I realized that I needed to get ready.
"Dave, what should I wear?"
"Well, how bout a pair of jeans, and your evolution belly t-shirt. You'll look hott in anything!"
"Thanks, good idea baby! Be right back. Gotta change!
SmackDown
We arrived at the arena at 7:30, and headed to the Evolution dressing room. Sydney had Pinky with her, and an assortment of coloring books and toys. I was already dressed and made up, so I decided to color with Sydney.
"Ashley, it's almost time. Oh, Randy's match is against John Cena."
John? Oh no, they were going to hurt him. I could tell. I still love the man, just not in the same way. Even if I tried I couldn't stop them. Randy hated John, and Dave was starting to hate him. Flair was staying in the back with Sydney. What the heck?! I was ready to go and excited and nervous, until Dave pulled me into a passionate kiss.
"Ready baby? It's time for you to go watch Randy beat up John, even if he loses in the end!" With that, we walked out together to the ramp enterance, waiting for John to stop the trash talking about Evolution.